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Sep 19, 2016 1:02 AM
misasan7
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Thishouldestroyou
this is a joke, right?
noscarletcoat
Kanata...Ottawa?
sassymatty
My thoughts exactly
holmestrix
Good trolling job.
mariomario42
I lost it at "it's at the right angle and everything"
favdumpthrowaway
The novelty cheque is two years old, too. Weird how they informed about the win only now, innit?
myusernameisdifferentichangeitallthetimewhynotfuckreddit
Yeah definitely Indian
kcufuck
I'm surprised the phone # wasn't questioned considering they're texting at the time.
6ft1DickC
That's Facebook messager they're on
IJustTookABathAndFeltLikeYouShouldKnowItWasAGoodOne
Are you by any chance related to the south boston H Arambe's ?
Tails143
Is this a reference to the birdcage? If so I love you forever.
AjiibShah
If its a lottery they wouldn't have to be good users right?
Michealbay
Dicks out to Have A Really Awesome Mellow Best Evening.
TheDanielCura
Neato.
maybethisnameisavailable
+1 mellow best evening...
hansmolemann
Have (H) a (A) really (R) awesome (A) mellow (M) best (B) evening (E)
XiYen13
Should have said "I can only use my husbands account" and then put the name as Richard O. Harambe
inagoddadavida
Profile pic is probably stolen from someone else's account too.
DanielEntaltsev
The head quarters. Aye aye captain Spock. Beam me up Scotty to the head quarters.
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
Kanata? As in a suburb of Ottawa?
photopud
I live in Kanata....
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
Stittsville
TheConMane
Does anyone know what model the Range Rover is? I've never seen one with lights in the grill or that badge on the grill.
RedClaws
So... what would they be doing with just normal name and address data?
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
I work at the Head quaters, you screwed you are self over.
myteetharedryyyyy
wow, im used to people saying "youre" instead of "your" but ive never seen someone get the full version wrong instead of the contraction.
Fuzzykitten777
Alright...I hate Harambe. But this is quality.
DustinODaffer
What did Harambe ever do to you? Nothing. Harambe was innocent.
DinoKebab
You hate Harambe? Right that's 2 weeks detention for you.
phoenixgrinder
point for your feelings
ThatsWhatSheSed
Whoa, careful with that talk 'round these parts
ashipthatshipsshippingships
So your more of a #DicksInForHarambe
alittletime
You mean #vaginasinforBantu
FenyxKnight
Ayyy
flapjacksss
I wish the fake phone number was the date of his death
misasan7
Isnt it? May 28th 2016 (317=har)
PlutoIsNotAPlanetLetItGo
The letters start on 2 on a phone though.
sabresword00
Could 3:17 be the TOD?
IndigoWendigo
All those money, for just one Anel? Count me in!
DustinODaffer
Head Quarters
Beyonceuponatime
What happens next??
hostilegforce
'Cheque Spelt in a n Armerican way'
Jordanthebeard
Specifically, we don't use checks and balances
Zippla
They should know that us Americans don't use checks.
camcam1234
*cheque
AcidOPhilus
*Czech
Areyoubiginjapan
Fuck a check my dudes.
NoFoxLeft
Some Americans still use checks in small towns..
camcam1234
*cheque
Zippla
*before you wreque yourself
therealhumandickapede
Old people though, not cool hip people
MoreCowBellBaby
I use checks tho, I'm 17, I do hang at the barber tho......
NoFoxLeft
My landlord and water department only take cash or checks. I mail both in so I normally just send checks. I'm 26 but I'm not hip either.
InfinitusEquitas
And take a FUCKING week to write them out. I mean come on you're at the checkout, get the FUCKING checkbook out!
NoFoxLeft
The ER I work in takes checks. People take ages writing them and then get pissed when it takes me a minute to get their receipt.
NoFoxLeft
The ER I work in takes checks. People take ages writing them and then get pissed when it takes me a minute to get their receipt.
RedBeardedTrucker
Most places, like walmart, now have a machine that writes the check for you. Only takes a few seconds.
MrWolfwood
Walmarts a fucking enabler.
UncleGus
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboard_mash.png
whyisthatsofunny
The head Quarters will be very angry when they get this and will take it out on the poor peon pennies. Harambe wouldn't be pleased.
DownvoteFairys
Can tell it's a scammer because they capitalize the wrong words and have horrible spelling.
FenyxKnight
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
Fuzzywuff
they do it on purpose to sort out the people they can scam. They look for idiot with money, not people with minimum common sense.
DeadlyPeenut
Wait! That's a scam!?!?
Name4What
And by the whole Winning a Prize for being a good Facebook User
stealthboy
like the people who make 90% of the memes out there
Dactrius
yuore Right taht is A Dead giveaway by The way i have winnings For you beign the Best imgur user. it Is a check waht is Your emails?
d0o0o0d
Can tell it's a scammer because it's "Facebook Lottery".
StupiditySurroundsMe
And calling it "the Facebook".
NipplesTheEnchiIada
You'd think scammers would put in that little effort to maybe look a little more legit.
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
Yes, let's tell those blacks in Nigeria to git gud
redjokerzero
It's the official language of the damn country
AldrinGreyshade
I've read that they make those mistakes on purpose to weed out perceptive people and catch only the most gullible ones
karrik478
Correct. More people should know this.
umbrellamaker
Yep, that is correct
Sm9yCg
No. the only dead giveaway is that they want to give you money for no reason. THAT's the only common theme in all scams.