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Oct 21, 2019 11:46 AM

starkart

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Why am I laughing so hard

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

Saw today my neighbor already has a Christmas tree up. It's like they're trying to ward off Halloween demons or something

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every year people bitch about how early Christmas starts. Can we not do that this year? It's so much more insufferable than early Christmas.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's cold outside, lemme sleep on in

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooo! It's too early!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I do particularly dislike that song

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We’re gonna need a bigger playlist

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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the gachi version is better

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Christmas feels like it will never come as a child. As an adult it's a source of anxiety that never goes away.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

How did your get the boobs ? They don't appear on my homepage and i'm not in China

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

check the "mature content" option in your settings.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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The only Christmas related thing that should be played before Halloween is Nightmare Before Christmas

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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It is way too early to think about Christmas. On the bright side, I can pretty much avoid Christmas music the entire season.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wolff-Parkinson-White

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Poland it's Last Christmas. Cheers!

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All I want for Christmas is uwu.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

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Chtulu?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Someone's gettin cut if I hear jingle bells before November 1st

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Before the 26th of December ir after the 25th really

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So what you're saying is that there is no acceptable time to play it? Not that I would disagree with that sentiment...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What the hell happened in 2011

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The wolves came...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Glee" started in 2009. In its third season (just looked), it had an episode with the song. I think the timing works out. That's my guess.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Also in 2011, a Youtuber named PrestonLeatherman did a "dancing with an Ipod in public" video to this song that went viral.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you sleuthy

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootherfucker

7 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 3

I sang this in my head as her high note in that song

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS ?

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7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

[MICHAEL BUBLÉ STIRS IN ANCIENT R'LYEH]

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Ia! Ia! Bublé fhtagn!

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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The worshippers gather expecting the Christmas album as a gift from Bublé. The opening bells of jingle bell rock ring forth from the tower.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Michael Buble got a big ole dick~

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wonder how much Mariah is getting each year?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder how much the rights for that fucking song would be....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

800 thousand dollars a year in royalities just from that song

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last year they said it was about $60 million in total, and $500k a year just from the UK. She can get herself anything she wants for xmas.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but she doesn't want a lot for Christmas.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least 3.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably even 4.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you're right.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spare us all

7 years ago | Likes 857 Dislikes 3

Let a giant meteor destroy us all

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CHRISTMAS IS NIGH!

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

At first glance I thought it was a sound wave of someone saying "dun dun dun dun d...".

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just want you to know you’re not alone. I even dun dun’d myself.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The corporate Christmas cash machine knows no master and gives no quarter. All shall pay, abandon hope ye who enter November.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's only if you have friends. I was saving so much money when I didn't have friends... Now I gotta shell out like 500 plus dollars cause

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really appreciate these friends and want to show them I care. BAH humbug....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0