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Apr 22, 2025 8:30 PM
Grogu007
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AlysObv
Grim Veeper
giraffpappa
Please go meet Putin.
haggerton
Everything America touches dies.
Targe0
Oh, so what is happening in the US was because Vance is a Jinx, not because Trumps a corrupt idiot. It makes sense now. /s
NonZeroSumGame
PerpetualExhaustion
If this happened to a democratic VP during a Dem administration, all of the evangelical braindead morons would be screaming that it’s “proof” of a god that disapproves of dem values. But since the majority of American evangelicals are MAGA morons, unsurprisingly, there’s silence. It’s so frustrating to see these braindead MAGA wastes of space holding back the progress of our species. To think how far better off we would be without their deadweight is just frustrating to imagine.
BobisBobIsHimIsMe
The horsemen of death
guitarfourtysix
No wonder nobody in France wanted to spend time with him.
DoctorScoutBobTotoBarkingtonIII
Aww man. If he’s so cursed how is dRumpf still standing?
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SavageDrums
And neither Vance nor Modi were one of the 24? Disappointed.
SzKnoWnzEvr72
No wonder you never see him in the Oval Office
TheMershedPerderder
michaelfire
Peter Theil's Palantir kills people https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2020/07/24/thiel-palantir-js-orig.cnn https://www.businessinsider.com/pala">orig.cnn">https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2020/07/24/thiel-palantir-js-orig.cnn https://www.businessinsider.com/palantir-ceo-alex-karp-claims-the-companys-tech-is-used-to-target-and-kill-terrorists-2020-5 targeting for Intel liquidation Israeli elimination Op Lavender https://www.thenation.com/article/world/nsa-palantir-israel-gaza-ai/ https://theintercept.com/2017/02/22/how-peter-thiels-palantir-helped-the-nsa-spy-on-the-whole-world/
Huor
One single heartbeat away from the presidency.
greggbert
I am known by many names: Imp of satan, Douche of the Apocalypse, Spineless Surfer, Runt of Ragnarok
Primotimewaster
If this is true, Shady really needs to spend much more time with the orange buffoon and every Republicon in office. Much. More. Time.
gardengnomeii
They don't want to spend any time with him, or couches he's been near, either.
TheSatanicFalcon
He IS the curse
michaelfire
"from a stroke" Methyl iodide, ethylene glycol, clozapine: poisoning is rare in practice. It can mimic an acute stroke or a neuropsychiatric condition. Diagnosis is made clinically and management is supportive. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2902496/ https://www.2902496/">https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2902496/ https://">frontier">2902496/">https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2902496/ https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/stroke/articles/10.3389/fstro.2023.1233229/full https://westjem.com/case-report/clozapine-intoxication-mimicking-acute-stroke.html Peter Theil's Palantir kills people 1/
michaelfire
Peter Theil's Palantir kills people https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2020/07/24/thiel-palantir-js-orig.cnn https://www.businessinsider.com/pala">orig.cnn">https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2020/07/24/thiel-palantir-js-orig.cnn https://www.businessinsider.com/palantir-ceo-alex-karp-claims-the-companys-tech-is-used-to-target-and-kill-terrorists-2020-5 targeting for Intel liquidation Israeli elimination Op Lavender https://www.thenation.com/article/world/nsa-palantir-israel-gaza-ai/ https://theintercept.com/2017/02/22/how-peter-thiels-palantir-helped-the-nsa-spy-on-the-whole-world/
GreenMnM
So what I'm getting is JD Vance is the antichrist
akafluffy
he's the backup antichrist in case someone finally does the thing.
GreenMnM
It's amazing no one has done the thing yet. I mean, I'm not rooting for it bc that would be illegal (I think) but just pi ture this.
He constantly goes to golf courses. Literally wide open spaces with areas of great concealment around, little flags that give you wind speed and direction, and lack of pretty much any bystanders. I mean, it's a golden opportunity if anyone should take it and I'm surprised it hasn't been taken. So just saying. Obviously I'm not saying someone should, but why not?
akafluffy
That was one of the thing attempter's plan, go to a place with a clear view of the hole and just wait to do the thing. Seems the SS is good enough at their job to make doing the thing a little harder than that.
OaksParcel
TalanRhodes
Everyday keeps getting worse and worse...
Futchm
We can mothball every ship and aircraft and send every service member home
Just threatening to send Justkilled Dapope Vance on a diplomatic mission will get an unconditional surrender
measuredby5
His only job is to step in when president can't. Talking to important people like he understands important things is ridiculous.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Let me preface this by saying I think JD Vance is a racist.
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc
MostAwesomeDan
I mean yeah I think most people don't legitimately think he's the reason for this stuff, and yeah, it's all horrible and I think nobody likes the idea of mass murders or deaths regardless...but as you said, he's a racist, and more to the point, a massive, MASSIVE piece of shit, so I think most people are willing to say 'yeah that's not out of realm of possibility for the couchfucking, babyfaced wannabe tough guy who is the spokesperson for who is undoubtedly the most evil person on the planet.'
bippityboppitybuttsex
I mean, Vance is an energy vampire and probably sucked out the last blorp keeping the Flying Pope alive
availlableusername
Dear americans, I am humbly asking, in behalf of the rest of the world... could you please keep your "Vance" SCP contained in some Washington secure vault ?
Morg729
Nope, no takezie-backzies
SteveMND
If you've been following the news lately, you'll know that this administration doesn't have a clue on how to properly secure ANYTHING.
Bigblunt83
No, we need to send him to Russia, North Korea, Iran.....
RaekinTheBored
He REALLY needs to take a trip to Israel and meet with every single leader there.
Rexfire
A prison would be best
InTangier
Rapbot20
This dude is a bad news with make up on
Pishposhbingbong
The Dim Reaper.
implosion3
Psychobeanz
The Piece Of Incompetent Shit With A Face Like A Baboon's Ass Having A Bad Reaction To Shrimp. Doesn't fit the theme but I think it's a good nickname nonetheless
peterbozeman
Haaaaaa.
Nice.
guitarfourtysix
let's roll it out !
Pishposhbingbong
I love it. Well, the face fills me with revulsion, but I think that's a feature not a bug.
WorkerLurker
Carries a scythe but uses the blunt side
sometimesarobot
Not cursed enough, send him to Russia
Targe0
He can't do anything more to them that they haven't already done to themselves.
implosion3
implosion3
DarkDuskBlade
Twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern
PurpleSquare713
Ooh, do a layover in Israel while he's at it!
Tisherumpkiseranikan
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SteveMND
I'd like to think there's a very determined but very inept assassin shadowing Vance this whole time, constantly missing his intended target. I sure hope Vance gets back to the rest of this Administration before this stroke of bad luck run out.
MaddogDelphi1997
I feel like this is a plot to some Peter Sellers movie involving some pink diamond.
Iaimtomisbehave
"My God_it'll be a bloodbath!"(The Pink Panther Strikes Again!)
SteveMND