Geoffology
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Dec 21, 2016 6:20 PM
Geoffology
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K1ngadam
That girl was trying to fuck right away.
Chriswilliams08
Im pretty sure if the snail was super intelligent, he would realize that killing me is a waste of his time
dysucker
As the other commenter said, put snail in a jar... And get power of attorney over the snail to control it's wealth and become even richer
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StringVariable
You missed the immortal part.
DebLil18
I think I would move to a country on the other side of an ocean. Come get me now, Super Intelligence Snail!
missrumsoakedkiss
With his million dollars he could buy a plane to find you!!
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
Keep him in a heavy glass jar on my windowsill. Name him billy
ColdfreezeZero
Immortal does not mean invincible, kill it
CokedUpKoala
I'm glad to know this guy watches rooster teeth as well
XeononSolomon
Go to the moon
Bobguy007
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who instantly thought that
distractedFreek
Put a jar over him, it's not like he could move it.
Dayrest
Move to a different continent.
ImSynesthetic
Superintelligent snail. Could bribe somebody to remove said jar. Then hire 'logistic' assassin to deliver said snail to target.
DrawGo
Decoy snail.
jatene
This is actually quite a simple and logical answer. +1
GotCubes
But the snail also has a million dollars in exploits to help get rid of obstacles.
EveryBadWord
Then take his phone away and put that jar somewhere the sun doesn't shine.
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
He has a million dollars, but he's a fucking snail. What the fuck is a snail going to do with a million dollars, put slime all over it?
missrumsoakedkiss
GotCubes
He's also super intelligent. So yeah, probably just slime.
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
He may be intelligent but he can't do shit without fuckin hands
manybothansdiedtobringusthisinformation
but it says super intelligence, so maybe the snail has a network of spies and james bonds to do a franchise.