Lion sneezes whilst being petted.

Jun 28, 2017 3:50 PM

Gladius82

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Does this count?

I don't know who was scared the most.

Cacked his pants lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is a very healthy reaction. Would do the same.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See, this is why when you sneeze, cats look like you've just insulted them.

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Footage was filmed in Mogatishoo

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

wow he scared her what a jerk

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Flight skills on point!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

he's lucky her prey drive didnt kick in

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like that would even help you if it decided it wanted human sashimi

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, not gonna blame him on that

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Probably not the guy you want to have around lions.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do not mess with big murder floof.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I like how the lion is looking at him like hes crazy

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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That dude did a startled cat jump.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can see the boogers

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well if the guy wasnt about to get eaten, he sure is now...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He must have learned from this lil guy. v

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

POWERSNEEZE

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude it's dangerous to pet an effing house cat on the stomach!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lion queefed in his face

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He shit his pants

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUS RO DAH !!!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to pet a cat's belly?!!?!!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THAT should be an Olympic sport: The Scared Shitless Back Jump

9 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 0

Definitely read that as "Scared Shitless Black Jump"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

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Good idea maybe the 100m scared shitless sprint will make the times go down

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We are one step away from Roman coliseums here people.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the problem is?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its Lioness NOT lion. Lions have a huge mane.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lioness is a term to differentiate, they are still lions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh ... like calling a group of women men cause they are mankind?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No cause we have a specific term for both genders for humans, but lions have just the one. Lion is the term for the species not for males.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I beg to differ. Males are referred to as Lions. Females are referred to as Lioness. They have gender specific terms !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that guy sneezed in his pants.

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Just a touch of cloth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See you can see he's an amateur, the trainer with the stick wore brown pants. The jumper wore blue.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good thing he wore his brown pants

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

now I'll go home and change

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Crivens! Daft Wullie cacked his kecks!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh man that awkward look on his face and reaction, teared up laughing

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Hey Bob, watch me scare this shit outta this fool.......

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

TIGER: [Slightly moves head] GUY:

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

He's like "NOPE FUCK THAT"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was scared for a moment, but thats because I thought he was petting the lion's crotch.

9 years ago | Likes 517 Dislikes 1

Yeah he's totally a lion molester

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He kind of was

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Red rocket red rocket

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

Take the lion's pride and stick it where the sun don't shine.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought the lion had peed on him when he sneezed. I do it sometimes, who is to say an animal cant

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LindaDee didn't post this, so I think we are safe for now ;)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

who?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LindaDee posts gifs petting puppy's genitals.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Came here to say this

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