Dating tips

First Date

A good first date should be casual, so you can both talk and get to know each-other. Pizza-in-a-cup provides you with a way to eat while walking around, which can help keep your mind clear.

Second Date

Be wary. Even fancy restaurants will try to sabotage your budding relationship. In extreme cases, they may try to slip your date snails. Be vigilant, and don't hesitate to ask for the manager if this happens.

Third Date

Another tactic that restaurants use is trying to serve old wine to unsuspecting rubes. Insist only on fresh wine for your partner to be.

Fourth Date

A gift is customary. Too early in the relationship however, and you may come across as crass. You also don't want to get too extravagant. I recommend picking out a thermos for them.

Fifth Date and beyond

Once you determine what your special purpose is, make sure they know it as well. Never miss an opportunity to remind them that you have one, and that you know what it's for.