I'm not a racist but..

Jun 20, 2016 9:09 PM

weirdnorwegianguy

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But it -is- 'jif'. Use the G like in Giraffe rather than Goat.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The mandibular tuberosity on the woman's skull seems suspect.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is Asian second to last, huh? HUH??

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just in case anyone was wondering here's the answer http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+pronounce+gif

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

zhaif

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: when NASA was first formed, people said "N-A-S-A" instead of pronouncing it as a word, a practice inherited from NACA.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The creator of the gif said it was pronounced, "jif"

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Just like SCSI is pronounced "Skuzzy" and JPG is pronounced "J-PEG" GIF is pronounced "JIF" you damn nubs.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Jay-feg you mean, since it's Joint Photographic Experts Group.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pronounced jay-peg

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are wrong wrong WRONG

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is American English, you can pronounce it anyway you want. FREEDOM!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+pronounce+gif You're all a bunch of @OPs

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The guy that makes it is the one that names it and pronounce how he wants. That's how names work.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The missing Mexican skull is mowing my lawn.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's fucking jif why is it still even an argument. It's been settled by the creator.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Giraffe isn't pronounced "guh raff". Gorilla isn't pronounced "jor illa". Say it the fucking way the creator intended it to be said. "jif".

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Yeah! Like all the jifts I got for xmas or is it gifts?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it a box of Jin, or Gin?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are people still circle jerking about this?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Why do people circle jerk around saying something is a circle jerk

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Take my up vote you beautiful bastard.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually there would be differences among almost all of these

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You are objectively wrong. The only reason "gif" people exist is that they stubbornly never asked how it was pronounced.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In terms of phonetics, it is JIF - a pronounced vowel follows the consonant, making it a soft 'g'.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What about girl? Or giggle?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The beauty of the English language ????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"Here's why this is right." "What about this information that contradicts that?" "Ain't language crazy?" ...wat?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But for example, gorge starts with a hard g followed by a vowel sound and ends with a soft g followed by no vowel sound.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The e at the end is silent. Gotta love the English language!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting something a lot more racist

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

He just said he wasn't racist, can't you read?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

No :(

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I expected the Asian to have slanted eye sockets.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Let's please shift the focus off this and onto convincing people that meme is pronounced me-me ok? Please

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These are incorrectly labeled. All of these skulls save the last are of whites. Negroid, mongoloid, and caucasoid skulls look different.

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

I think your anthropology vocab is lagging about 200 years behind

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 12

Then enlighten us and provide the modern anthropological jargon.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is going on with Asian Chins?

10 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 2

Me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You mean achins?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what makes their eyes smaller, duh.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The cat foght back.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

FUCKKKKK

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MS Paint syndrome.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's a common name

10 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 0

This this THIS

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have now randomly laughed while taking a dump in my office bathroom. I'm sure my neighbors are confused.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment is under appreciated

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

To be fair, I only made it two minutes ago, lol. But thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It will soon be highly appreciated

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good...our first laugh of the day.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man

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10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well, it IS pronounced Jif. Guy who made the format says so. ie word of god. But I pronounce it gif bc that's how it was introduced to me.

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 32

Neutral response saying that I understand both ways, but pronounce it jif for the same reason as you

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 5

Different strokes haha.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The whole origin of the debate is due to the fact that the guy who made it said it wrong. It's all his fault.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 22

That mother fucker.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Gods say a lot of questionable stuff that shouldn't be listened to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many people use the argument that it should be gif due to "graphics", but don't realize the p in JPEG is part of photographic.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So in that sense, JPEG could be pronounced as j-feg, I think it's a dumb argument, bit I like to play devil's advocate with people.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think only the first letter is pronounced like that. USA has United, JPEG has Joint, TXT has Text, and GIF has Graphics. [1/2]

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then again, there's tons of examples that go against this (CD-ROM, LAN, ISO, et cetera) so it's flawed. It's a noticeable pattern, though. 2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. If I tell somebody my name is Bob and they call me Boob ima be pissed.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Technically, if enough people use both forms, both forms become acceptable. That's how new words happen.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I've heard it both ways."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have just coined the word "slamryn". It's pronounced similarly to "horse", and it's my word therefore I cannot be wrong. :)

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Your argument is bad, and you should feel bad.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

What does stamen mean though?! I can't use it without a definition, or context at least

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pronounce giraffe. Is it Geraffe? It's pronounced "jif"

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Holy shit, that's the best use of logic in a debate that I've seen all year! #psychiczombie2016

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Garage

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pronounce girl. Is it Jirl? It's pronounced "girl"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Pronounce gin.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Pronounce graphics...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Pronounce "California." Now pronounce "CHiPs".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

So NATO should be pronounced nah-toe because the A is soft in Atlantic? Or can acronyms be pronounced differently than their words?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is golf pronounced jolf?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

It is by the 18th hole, AMIRITE??

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since jpgs are pronounced "jay-pegs," it made sense for me to pronounce gifs with the hard g to differentiate it

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Do you also say 'gelly' to differentiate it from jam, even though everything after the first sound of each word is totally different?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Uhm.....jelly is spelled with j and not a g. Hence the j sound

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

.... No.... This is not an argument. If anything having the first sound similar is better

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

Agree to disagree.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Do you like receiving jifts for christmas?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes actually

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think giraffes do.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know. Do you like eating gelatin?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Word origin doesn't always dictate adopted pronunciation: https://www.vocabulary.com/lists/432678#view=notes

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

When you make a damn word, you get to tell people how to say it.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 10

OK, so if I invented the word Spamblebot, I could say it's pronounced unicorn?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that settles it. It's "aluminum", not "aluminium"!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well yeah, the brits just wanted it fancier. Twats.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's "tru" (Totally Right and Undeniable, I just made that up, it's pronounced "false")

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

Pronounce "Gin" for me

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Your argument doesn't prove anything other than the fact that the English language is stupid. Please pronounce knife for me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The creator pronounced it wrong early on when telling people or something I heard. That's why all the confusion.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Idk, ive known it as jif since windows 95, how early are we talking.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Idk, I just heard it from an unreliable source. Too lazy to check it out. Plus it reeeally doesn't matter to me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Really the creator pronounced it wrong? Do your parents ever mis-pronounce your name?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Man, I didn't say I got it from a credited source. Calm your tits.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This. This right here. Anyone saying "gif" is an assclown. Creator intended it to be pronounced "jif". Fucking respect that.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 10

No.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

IanQueues

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's fine, ShanTrews, because that's how I feel your name should sound.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not gonna happen. But I'll change my mind if you buy me a new jraphics card.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

How about a bottle of GIN.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me take the Jreyhound bus into town. While there I'll jet us both one Guhiant pizza to eat.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1