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https://twitter.com/AlfredSpellman/status/1450885725214347270?s=20
Oct 20, 2021 8:32 PM
Thelrishlnquistion
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https://twitter.com/AlfredSpellman/status/1450885725214347270?s=20
Jaco2point0
He heard the dems say "vote blue no matter who" and saw his chance
pm1001
Lol y2k
SugarSmack
dogfavoriter
Colloidal silver is an antimicrobial agent. If anything this would weaken his immune system.
Kakeukh
Now let's pump him full of vitamin A and see what color he turns!!
BrokenJarofHotWingSauce
"Mother God" already ascended, he's a bit too late to be the new "Father God."
eromitlab
I didn't really know anything about that until I saw Dateline last Friday, and hoooooly shit that was bonkers.
BrokenJarofHotWingSauce
Saw that too. I need a full documentary about it!
chewybrian
Frogapus
The scene that has led to so many people's unwelcome fetish awakenings.
BeerAndChips
flarflarf
iirc it's not actually permanent but fades over some years. Anyway, these people are dumb as fuck.
BobTheWeak
Which makes it worse. They see themselves in all their smurfy glory, don't see the issue, and *keep* *taking* *it*.
titaniumsnail
Considering sun apparently makes it worse, getting it to fade will take a lot of time.
thespaceneedle
But…but if he did it in advance of Y2-freaking-K, then this is what he looks like after 21 YEARS of fading!!
flarflarf
i dont think thats a current photo
flarflarf
i cant tell for sure because twitter's UI changed and its impossible to use if you're not logged in
TheRealArclight
Mookie76
i don't think its truly permanent. i do believe it will work its way out of the system eventually if you stop taking it
AlwaysDownvoteDots
Too bad that isn't how bodies work.
beerbatteredkush
Boost his immunity against a computer revolt?
Siohwenoeht1
I mean, it was billed as a "virus" lol
JasonForge
Is this research how Dark Elves came to be?
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Thelrishlnquistion
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
The8obman
Can you imagine waking up to that every morning in the mirror? A visible reminder of your own stupidity? LMAO
jkstrhmstr
He'll never see it. Ever. People see what they want to see. He probably already doesn't notice the blue. He sees the hero he pretends to be.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Pretty sure he's arrogant enough to not see it as a mistake.
dojustice
And then purport to give health advice to the public. Something about the confidence of mediocre white dudes
Brunoemf90
I dunno, I know of a certain dude with an orange face who carries on like nothing happened, like the dumb fuck he is.
RenaissanceFaireMan
He's got so much brain damage from Covid he thinks he's the president!!
spartanatreyu
It's because he's too stupid to recognise himself in the mirror. He thinks it's just a friend who keeps following him.
crushingbore
I just get a visible reminder of my parents' stupidity.
CheeseGreaterGood
I already have that. I’m just not blue.
Alchemist43
RydWolf
♫ No, I know, I'm no superman ♫
Lianthrelle
Apparently there was an interview where he was asked if he'd do it again. He said yes. He thinks it's a good thing. Some people...
EmptyHouseBurglar
Unfortunately, in agreement with the other replies: confirmation bias
ProphetofEntropy
no, no, its the world thats wrong, not ol blue skinner there.
LindsayWithanay
"Ionic silver" is often marketed as colloidal silver and it will cause this reaction. True colloidal silver will not.
LindsayWithanay
Not that I'm supporting its use... https://ecis2016.org/scientific-information/colloidal-silver-vs-ionic-silver
LindsayWithanay
TheGhostofElizabethShue
You gotta see him next to other people for the full effect. https://youtu.be/1KzjL6e6lXc
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Stay for the little “hey stan…” which I found unreasonably funny.
idownvoteplottwist
of course the first topic on his agenda was vaccination (i know the video was uploaded 2009)
DVSBSTrD
Damn Neptunians, coming to Earth and taking our jobs.
BennyGaga
*Rygellians
grammarcrossingguard
Dad did this same shit right around Y2K. Crazy AF. He turned a little blue. Finally convinced him to stop. Couple yrs later he misreads 1/2
grammarcrossingguard
Slimfast label, adds shake to EVERY meal, gains 20 lbs in a month. My dad's done some dumb shit. Cursed with mediocre white man confidence.
ImmortalChild
jnmjnmjnm
My thoughts exactly
MarkusAwesomesauce
timesupmakeachoice
Yo what's up with his outline?
Thelrishlnquistion
RonCadillac6
i.imgur.com/DKaI6EV.gif
agathos
Clicked to see if this was the top comment.
oldmanfromscenetwentyfour
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
whitecheddarismyrappername
OmnipotentBeing
brbscience
Jackoftoys
He is not the 1st person I have heard of to take silver and turn blue
theredeemablefemalecousin78
He fucking smurfed himself!???
BSwann
Hey have you never heard I'm Blue if I was green I would die abadi abadie
Clockworkdancerobot
Again we see where the dividing line where those pushing their covid grift and those actually buying into it lies.
bonniecarusoart
My story- It’s safe if you use a reputable colloidal solution-not one you make in your bathtub! I’ve been taking it for 20 years- cured me
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Vote blue no matter who except this shitlord
StarscreamAndHutch
Stupid Smurf
randomname27329
So listen up here is a story...
Thelrishlnquistion
About a little guy that lives in a blue world…
SmashySashimi
circlebreaker
Papa Smurf?
RailRabbit
Didn't this dude just die recently?
Mashknight
Like 8 years ago due to heart failure
grammarcrossingguard
Dude wasn't taking enough silver...
Pentacus
Yeah, apparently a wizard ate him or something
IOnlyNeedOneBall
I bet it was this guy.
OozyRatInASanitaryZoo
Oh no,! Not Papa Smurf!
Treblaine
Now we have to have an awkward origins story for the NEW Papa Smurf.
MonoclesAndManacles
He hated being called that except by children. Least we can do in death is be respectful.
Bertfisch
Thats meaningless. Its not worth anything after death. If you want to be nice, be nice before people die..
marbiter
No, it’s been like five years or more. I used to see him around town a lot.
RailRabbit
Ohh okay. I read an article about him a few weeks ago and couldn't remember when it was that he died. Crazy story though
ParallelParkingInABurka
Did he actually look as blue as in the pic or was it less pronounced in real life?
marbiter
Yeah, he looked blue. I can’t remember being up close, but I’d pass him walking while I was driving.
pfshfine
Bellingham?
pfshfine
Oh yeah, Whatcom Falls in your submitted images. I used to hunt magic mushrooms there every fall.
marbiter
Yes
Asadsadsadclown
I am red/green colorblind and I for the life of me cannot see this man as blue. But I accept that everyone else does.
kenchaai5772
Yeah closer to dark grey or blackish with just the slightest hints of blue, kinda like in a bruise
SmashySashimi
He’s kinda blue-gray in this pic at least.
Asadsadsadclown
I see a deep pink
valaskjalf3982
My Member Berries dredged this up from the comments. Enjoy your new core memory. https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf
SamwiseTheKnave
Oh wow, I totally forgot about this
GiantSquanchy
RailRabbit
I always snuck this song in when I would burn CDs for my friends
IAmTheMightyLeon
Strange. If he "did his own research" he should've discovered that that could happen. If you can't do research you shouldn't do research.
Sighered
Well said
secretoaster
If he did his own research, he should know that you can't do your own research
TRDirty
Did my own research = took someone else's opinion for fact with zero research
NickRivieraMD
I mean, you still should, but hopefully also be able to recognize your limits and issues.
sirtheysaid
True, they may be qualified to research the instructions on pouring piss out of a boot, but probably not much else.
CatSingularity
risk vs reward these people know its gonna happen they just think its worth it
OneTimeInBandCamp
Research isn't the type of research they're doing
OmegaKamidake
"my own research" actually means "googled until i found one person who agrees with me, ignoring the 1.5 million results saying otherwise."
JerzeeTomato
I teach my students this every year. It's called the the "sin of omission." You can't ignore (credible) info just because it goes against
JerzeeTomato
Your hypothesis.
DrMarioSThompson
Sure you can. You just might end up dyeing yourself blue and looking like an idiot for the rest of your life
JerzeeTomato
benchp300
Not defending him but he probably knew and didn't care. It happens very gradually. A person could just stop as soon as they noticed.
sadurdaynight
"It won't happen to me" mind-set overlapping with the "if a little is good, then mega-doses will be better." mind-set.
VaultGirl69
If you are researching by yourself without ever researching with similarly educated peers, It's mostly masturbation.
colt64
I read a meme and had an emotional response to it! That's research!
SavagePatchKids
I thought that was love
MajorGaff
Well you’re wrong, that’s what you get for not conducting proper research. ?