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When you wait your whole science career to use a scanning electron microscope (SEM) and the first photo you take is a sea slug penis
Nov 10, 2016 7:23 AM
androze
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thezerosum
I had a terrible day today. You just made it better :) thank you!
RobBobertyYT
I think you just won this sea slug thing. Don't think it was a competition. But you won anyways.
CatzEyes93
This would have been so appropriate yesterday!
Onfallenx
are you sure that's a penis?
31knife77
By the way, a SEM requires the specimen to be dead, or it will kill it when it takes the scan. So it's a dead slugs penis. FUN FACTS
mameha2244
Oh I like you.
BDR518
DarkwingDuc
Not applicable. She didn't cover the slug peen. And the slug peen isn't the point, anyway. Her reaction is the joke.
CliffordJohnsonMiller
Nice, more sea slug related things.
asehic89
I agree. Also. Nice.
BARRIIICADEtv
i read that with Shatner's voice in my mind.
Thesinlesssinner
Aww you have an adorable smile @OP
RetardedLobster
Smysha
Mine was of detergent so I think you're good.
ImAllergicToCatsAndIMustPspsps
Mark this shit as mature. Damn OP.
R3gord
Holy shit, you got to use a SEM?!?
Psykothentik
YakshaTheYakshini
At least you don't have to use TEM to see it :)
Skittleballs
So..she definitely does science.
pachyderm
That is how you IMGUR !!
Tyr13
So... OP wants sea slug dick pics?
Taliska
Topic is relevant... +1
astrobrains
100 microns? Legendary.
iLikePineapplesMoreThanMost
Why is it curved?
yourfriendlyneighborhoodcreep
Your picture looks nothing like you
androze
Interns together, yo
notenoughmail
I am not worthy.
murealz
Dope sauce
GreenAce92
"I think these are my nips" -sorry
PatrikLilja
Where are you interns at?
androze
California Academy of Sciences! Check out my other work posts, best job I ever had.
PatrikLilja
Seems like a really cool place to be.
bubbochino
Can you find out what kind of watch she has pls, no rush
androze
She says it's a Marc Jacobs from Watch Station.
bubbochino
tyvm
JackSmiles2
so, she wins the imgur slug wars?
annfranksbhole
She wins the sea slug post war
GTimgur
Babes doin science! Woohoo!
ifanyonescurious
It has a hook!!!!!
evolution4407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckbhnKVRWUA
malfunctionm1ke
Chalybos
"Now with penile hooks, for her pleasure."
FightMeYouLongAssBitch
If you like microscopic dong, have I got a surprise for you!
TortillaThaHun
Well, not that surprising, really.
SpoilFlunk
What you trying to say?!?
beeratius
https://media.giphy.com/media/LXGTqXUk4p65W/giphy.gif
TachyonCode
Does it have small hands?
Snarkoleptic
Yeah that was indeed a surprise
TachyonCode
Right?
abortmemom
"my whole science career" *Wearing an "intern" badge* :o
MustardHeadmaster
Gotta start somewhere.
Insomnia297
I started in a tech school I got to play with an SEM in the second semester.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Same :D
domestomp
She technically isn't incorrect.
CrabWallet
When not paying them for their valuable work isn't enough, it's important to mock interns for their lack of seniority, too.
dovahsevobrom
Well... You can consider that that's her whole career until now.
ShannonOlivas
I have a buddy going for his PHD in physics, just got his first internship at JPL last summer. Takes years to even get considered sometimes.
wientetu
honest question... how do you know is an intern badge? ._.
abortmemom
#Zoomin #enhance :)
jebascho
It says "INTERN" under her pic.
OneShmexyIbex
zoom in
jackpwns
Oooooo boy
Montego1987
It is written on her badge. Zoom in.
androze
Yes that's my co intern. @ California Academy of Sciences in SF, check out my work stories and posts about life at CAS!
eahuber14
because if so she was my RA at Indiana University loll
eahuber14
is her name Grace?!?
androze
It isn't, sorry! She's from the Bay Area like me.
Kokoro1138
DerSubhuman62
In this context, I felt genuine shock
YesMyNameIsCalvin
What is this gif taken from?
Yeahnope
How I met your mother.
jstucky95
Where is this gif from? I see it often but have no clue.
username53486
HIMYM
SenatorVreenak
I feel like this gif should end with a question mark this time. "That's a penis!?"
Ravenuser
Yup:
Idontknowwatiexpected
Never gets old or get disappointed
AndreKroon
Literally saw that episode 16 hours ago.
Carnwenhau
What is it from?
DarkPooPoo
HIMYM
TheDispensableHobbesAndCalvin
DerpyDuck1
B0ULLIE
And never shall the two ever be apart
xWonko
i love that this gif works in both directions, for different responses
Kokoro1138
TheDispensableHobbesAndCalvin
GeneticGenius
Me too
FuckYouCancer
XenoCore
Follow the pattetn!
ITRonin
SendDoggoPics
Saving for future reference
TheDispensableHobbesAndCalvin
But they don't include a doggo...
awarriorstill
So what you're saying is that small penises don't disappoint you. Good to know.
HolyStalactite
Well she is asaian...
yeforme
She's asain
SpoilFlunk
Is that a hint?!?
WheezingAppleWannaBe
guys!!, we have a chance!! WOOOO!!.
cgimw
This thread needs the wieners gif, except with chipolatas.
AvengeMeKriegerBots
Slow clap*
HitlersHornyNippleRing
Well, she IS asian so i guess she's used to it
Viralregurgitator
Well she is Asian...
beeratius
https://media.giphy.com/media/wqKYPX3oUUrn2/giphy.gif
LukeThighwalker69
"Ayyyy girl you like big dick? No? Well then Im your man"
Phenome
Well, she is Asian.
UncleGus
Ah, the elusive self-burn in its natural habitat.
nawazsagri10
where can I sign up?
Thrishul
Well, she is asian.....
Original2
AT LAST WE WILL HAVE REVENGE
FuzzyBwalls
Would be a tough life if she didn't, being Asian and all
Saltyseal
Insert Asian joke here
IsaacAhhhhhhh
Can't insert very far though
Saltyseal
lintwizard
It's the motion of the ocean... floor.
FrigginIdiot
Poundkey
Oh just print the damn thing
puppysmuggler
The lack of pixels is appropriate lol
newsguycraigevans
Asian girls and their love for tentacle monster penis. SMH
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
Or for Tiny Tiny one's
RandAIFlagg
I was confused when you weren't @TinyOctopus
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
Haha
rav3nE
americans and their love for Donald Trump. SMH
newsguycraigevans
MRW the election ended:
PerkeleelekreP
StereotypeEuropeanMale
Okay I know that Trump isn't ideal, but cutting off his hands and putting them on sticks is a bit radical...
Woodmn
Wow, he pissed of the CIA already?
ianrl337
Some of us have been pissing them off for years.
ZachsAnomaiy
Sea slugs use their sharp penis to duel other sea slugs and their penises trying to spear the body cavity. The losing slug becomes pregnant.
AetherRoamer
That's metal as fuck dude.
RandAIFlagg
You should look up how bedbugs mate
AwesomeName
She knows how to enlarge them until she's satisfied.
tilledflame645
Enhance....Zoom x10.....Enhance
Shitposting2017
;)
DarkUranium
So she's the one sending out all those emails ...
ShitPostKing
Damn it, Hillary deleted mine...
Lagarb
I lol'd! Well done
BananaForScaIe
ENHANCE!!!
zelotgeneral
slappyhamsalads
I've been looking for this for so long!
ilove2offroad
Click click click "ENHANCE"
YourMomJokes
well, she is asian. so...
DidoModesto
Has weird porn fantasies...
Nearlyburly
What I was looking for.
Pongita
You stole the words out of my mouth!
LiamNeesonOfficial
Was looking for you.
SpoilFlunk
Sooooooo what?!? Just tell us, do not leave us in suspense my friend!!!!!!
ArtArchive
She's used to Asian men.
SpoilFlunk
You're still not telling us, why you beating around the bush for???
j
NauticalPhoenix
Asian men have small penises.
AwesomeName
...and she does science!
YourMomJokes
i bet she doesn't do...oh, right. real science.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
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