BlackDeathZombieSwede
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May 5, 2020 8:25 PM
BlackDeathZombieSwede
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onlysingalone
Remember that time pepperidge farms got way too drunk and shit in his own mailbox? Pepperidge farms Doesnt
titslapper327
Now I’m just going to use a leaf blower
ChillShepp
wtf.. never thought of this. ew haha
inelastic
Illbealrighty
*audible chuckle* +1
2B4U
Happy birthday anyway !
Mellamew
My mom would slice cake, run her finger along the knife to collect icing, stick finger in her mouth, repeat. I always offer to slice it now
GersonD
I just had my 40th. Was handed a cake to blow out. I was suspected to have coronavirus. I looked at wife like she was silly. I love her.
Judhael
I don't remember eating the cake...I saw some kid blow spittle on one and I asked for "Hostess Snowballs, in the wrapper please". Still do.
Nlchacon
I never understood that.
JoePrivate
Touche.......
hippietown
I always that was nasty...
ChupaChena
I put it out with my fingers to establish dominance
RedRingOfObviousness
Noblert
If this ends children’s birthday parties it will all have been worth it.
CrazyCatLad
Truth, I dread children's bday parties. 1st one I went to with my new GF and her son I contracted Strep Throat for 3 months (4 bouts of it).
Pnkfaerie
I've always thought this was gross so I make my kids a very small personal cake and then make cupcakes for the guests.
BigSilver
BigSilver
(2/2) least now I can bring my own preferred choice of cake.
That good Oreo ice cream cake. YA FEEL ME!!
phonoodle415
I dont like cake so i never ate it anyway. Phew
GrassssssssTastesBad
You've ruined eating birthday cake for me..
tonalstates
Herd immunity
SirBadassMcKillington
RedRingOfObviousness
Alex0469
Worse when idiots dunk the birthday girl/boy's face in it!
NSK1986
I member!
guillermoapolosoria
METROlD
Distance comforting.
Hickory405
Holy fuck! Now who thinks I'm weird for never eating birthday cake?!
crazywowow
CUPCAKES ! And a number candle on one for the birthday person.
InDubiousBattle
My coworker gets cupcakes for his nieces' and nephews' b-days. They get a variety of flavors to account for their VERY strong opinions.
Ribb
Yeeeeeep
Philme
I bake a few cupcakes for the candle and a sheet cake that i slice for everyone else.
Shelest
Multiple cupcakes, one per year. Candles optional.
allPall
Blow on it or cum on it ...Same same
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
I hope this candle blowing thing goes away, everyone blows out spittle, especially little kids
WhatsYourCovidStory
Spittle
N0ticeablyFAT
You're not wrong, but when's the last time you caught anything from eating a contaminated cake?
talaknor31415
Probably whenever there's "a Flu going around the office" shortly after Janet's birthday was celebrated with sheet cake.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
The flu, where I thought I was gonna die. Should have known better. But it was a 4 yr old's birthday party so what can you expect
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
However, it was my fault for thinking I would be fine whilst ingesting a diseased ridden piece of delicious chocolate cake
Comet260
Those little jizz hobbits are germ factories.
ProcrastinatingWork
Germ factory jizz hobbits would make a good book title.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Or a good name for a metal band
ThePanda420
Or a porno
pupperscatdog11
+1 for "jizz Hobbits" I am now enlightened.
Mythanris90
nocicept
Ubityboopityboop
I've been away from Imgur for a week or two and have not seen this yet. Thank you stranger.
pandarouge
Ditto
Malak224
A lot of our memes are practicing safety now!
John20012
ReallyBadMemory
IdGiveMyEyeTeeth4That
This habit has always repulsed me!!
that300ZXguy
Hell yes! When my disgusting nephew's spit all over the cake, I'm out!
K2S0
I have always refused to eat cake if someone blows on it. When it's mine, I just cut a slice then put the candles on that piece.
DollapOfDaisy
How a out a cupcake
hickchick19817
Wowzers, u must be so much fun at parties...
lucidnightmaring
It's actually good for the immune system to share bacteria from other people.
JCBalance
*sigh* fine, whip it out
chahoola
Like the muskoskeletal system the immune system has to be trained to stay strong
DeinnsBeans
Especially when it's a small child party, one who doesn't know how to properly low put a candle and just spot all over it
DeltaLaw
Kids are petri dishes, man
WantTheThingRiskTheSting
Legit agreement there - loved those parents that would get their kids their own little cake to blow on and tear into.
Morgue21
Tradition*
MantisTobagganMD
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EmergencyChocolate
The papaaaa! The papa!