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Aug 8, 2016 4:14 AM
SonsOfiFap
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tyrunn
Couchmonsta
You would not understand me bad-mouthing you in German.
WhyTheFuckDoINeedAUserNameOkCallMeChris
Das ist wunderbar!
NoreallywhereamI
I had this happen to me making sandwiches, except it was French and I'm in southern virginia.
Crimpwithyourthumb
Have a friend who is a Chilean citizen but doesn't look it. Will constantly catch people saying various shit. Sex, shit talking, everything
hotelboy
Und was hat er gesagt?
UpVoteAllDogs
Fick dich! I think...
Lughno
Found in random, but what exactly did you say?
popsiclemud
Vorsicht, Karl! Stossen Sie nicht Ihr Kapf an die Lampe!
mumumumumysharona
I know a little German... He's sitting over there!
NicelyD0ne
do you live in or near New Braunfels?
lovecoock
So how does "fuck off" sound in german??
Azmoham
Gut werk!
fabulousmountain
it always baffles me when people outside of Germany can speak German. It's not widely spoken, far from easy and doesn't even sound that good
GermanGuy79
yo was ne arschkrampe macht sowas
brushybrushy
You're just a Mexican dude playing a German dude playing a customer service dude.
HowardMoonsHotpants
When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?
pitrack
PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE!
HankIrresponsible
Schöne Geschichte! Plus Eins.
Guansalsa
Hallo fellow german speaking Mexican!!
FunctioningWorkaholic
Gut gemacht!
DrakonRax
I bet they Scheisse themselves.
SaltyInternetPirate
I barely know any German and I'm pretty sure that's not the verb form.
PersonenschadenImGleisbett
and you would be correct
Raandy
Little did anyone know: It didn't really happen
SteveNotSteve
This fantasy of being badmouthed in a foreign language and then humiliating the perpetrator seems to be a common one on Imgur.
JetMarks
It's not really a fantasy always. Not arguing for this post but I had a pasty white friend that was from Italy who had a run in like this
MarksmanPenguin
SCHWARZWALDERKIRCHENTORTE!
revooms
Kirchentorte, nice. (It's Kirschentorte, Kirche=church, Kirsche=cherry)
Auenwolf
Als wär das wirklich passiert. So ein Schmarrn! Idiot...
Hatbox
ist mir schon wirklich passiert. Also, das mit der Beleidigung schon. Das mit der schnell-antworten...hat nicht so gut geklappt
einbandit
At work we get a lot of monolingual tourists from the continent. They wan't to pay in Euros, only speak ther native tounge and it annoys 1/2
einbandit
me and my coworkers something fierce that they can be so ignorant.
Zer0th
As a German; was hast du ihm denn gesagt?
daskrokodilrauchtzuviel
dreckerder zipfelklatscher, schleich di!!
Zer0th
Geil :)
EinUsernameFuerAlleDieDieDeutschVerstehen
Er hat auf deutsch geantwortet....
daskrokodilrauchtzuviel
du hast es anscheinend ja trotzdem verstanden ;)
JungleFella
Wie hat der Kunde dich beleidigt? @OP
Sky365
Mexikanischer Faulpelz!
DennyDeYeeto
that sounds very East-German.
KtotheUZGandaUn
HITLER SAUERKRAT NEIN
Annutty
leck mir am Arsch
standards
Das backpfeifengesicht.
berlinson
Nusskopf!
DieDeutschenKommen
Flachzange
NickBlacksHumor
If you have a job where customers treat you like that I don't think manager could be mad.
thelonepig
OMG that is all customer service. I bring folks free booze for a living & I'm still apparently the worst thing to happen to them ever.
SonsOfiFap
I work in a jamba juice, the guy was mad because I couldn't explain the exact nutritional value of a juice, and why it cost what it did
Mysterym4n
That sounds like a very German thing to ask.
DieDeutschenKommen
Wir haben riesen schilder wo alles draufsteht, damit man garnicht mehr fragen muss.
thelonepig
We have rice shillings where all drafts, dammit man garnish my fragrant mouse! Was that right? I'm learning. Not well, but I'm learning.
worldtraversingsquirrel
nah, there's just dicks everywhere.
SonsOfiFap
All I know is that depending on the size you're looking at about 10-30 calorie difference and lots of vitamins, the price is something
SonsOfiFap
I can't change
NickBlacksHumor
Honestly I would have told him to call corporate I don't get paid enough to know that information
00nolongeravailable00
I love Jamba Juice and I'm so sad because all of the ones close to me closed. Now I have to drive like 35 minutes
Wakborder517
Did you say it in a super cool voice like you were being conversational so a non German speaker wouldn't think anything of it?
HalloIamherenow
German always sounds angry, it's a very gutteral language.
LimitedBrainpower
"Das wollen Sie also, Sie hässlicher Hurensohn?"
SonsOfiFap
Yea, I made it sound like I was answering a question.
Wakborder517
Perfect.
birbles
*Perfekt
irespondingifs
Response of the customer?
HappyAquariius
@OP Was hat er denn gesagt und was war deine Antwort?/ What did the both of you say?:D
LuxuryHotline
As a German learner... Wie sagt man "fuck off" auf Deutsch?
dogetrainer
Verpiss dich-> piss off/ get lost; fuck you -> fick dich
LuxuryHotline
Danke
Wesugi
Gut gemacht!
whydowereadthis
Sehr gut gemacht! Was hat er gesagt?
BadgerousBadger
Ja!
HumanDiscoBall
I feel bad because not many may recognize this pun
SonsOfiFap
dieses Kind ist ein Dummkopf
AdmiralForeplay
Ich bin genial
BananaShip
Plot twist: little did they know the manager also speaks German.
kyodemer
Plot Twist: little did they know the manager was also going tell the customer off in German.
DrHotdogs
Plot plot twist twist: manager knows german cause he's HITLER!
MCREDACTED
Little did they know, the bacteria on the food also speaks German.
RealJQ
Another plot twist!: The customer turns and says "Ich werde über drei fünfzig brauchen" IT WAS AT THIS POINT YOU REALISED THE CUSTOMER 1/2
RealJQ
WAS IN FACT A 7 STORY TALL CRUSTACEAN FROM PALEOLITHIC ERA!!!
kraghj
Little do they know, they are in germany
SEGSan
German standoff?
DragonDildoChandelier
drj37
What is this, am M Knight Shyamalan movie?
JoshCam244
M Knight Shalamalamadingdong you mean?
orp0piru
Somehow the goose stepping didn't give it away.
AndTheresNoPunchLine
Turns out they are in Germany
DoctorClef
Nazi Germany, and they got arrested.
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
Plot twist: It was all a dream inside a dream.
combatwombat0
*inception noise*
DieDeutschenKommen
*spielt soundtrack ab*
Topnotchcrotch
Kügelschreiber!!!!
GigaBoom2
Wörk Wörk Wörk
horsebananas
*Kuli
martinge
The most random word out if context everXD
mooningcat
Kugelschreiber* ;)
Topnotchcrotch
I 'shtand' cörrected! Also gf is now upset about the Ü :)
PussyLips
Schnitzel!
DynamicBeardSurgery
Such a simple thing sounding so badass.. "kulepenn" is not even close. :(
questionableanswers
I really don't know why you guys think everything has an Ü or needs to be pronounced as if it has any.
benadrylbumblebutt
That's for people who never heard Hungarians before. They aren't happy if there's not at least 1 umlaut in there. Kürtöskalacs, e.g.
LadyFawkes
Baumstriezel is what we call them!
largebear
Ah Trdlo. So tasty.