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Salad Dressing
Oranges
Self Esteem
Spicy
Depression
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Sweet Potato
JAPONfan
The second one, where tumblr like to degrade everyone not upscale peoples mind and views on sexism.
reubenski
Da fuqs a Yam?
AlexStylin
As of today, #4 isn't true. Leo finally got his Oscar, mothafuckas!
xtrim
THE SUPERNATURAL POST HAD ME IN TEARS
peggysue
Awww! :(
SquirrellyWhirly
I kept reading that as Jalapeno Cheerios and I couldn't understand why that would even be a cereal they would make.
wadget
that should be a thing
TracerBullitt
Absolutely lost it at "sweet potato". Especially since it took too long to figure out.
Orangutango
Haha "I thought it was bread"
wolfostrophe
If that salad dressing would give me (or my boyfriend, quite frankly) that body, I'd buy a box of it. Love that freaking commercial.
mooncactus
I hope your boyfriend doesn't imgur
wolfostrophe
He would agree, lol
whoah
The "I killed a man" just reminded me of Bohemian Rhapsody.
kittiesandraincoats
The poem and the depression! Hahahahahahahahah!
enzio64
YOU NO LONGER HAVE AS MANY OSCARS AS LEONARDO DICAPRIO. MY RESUME IS RUINED!
StamosatmyFuneral
It's "I yam WHAT I yam". All that shit and OP got it wrong.
FangsFirst
Thank you, good mann, for this correction. Signed, a big Popeye fan.
FrankyBabes
I, too, thought it was bread.
DanHubel
that's not how barcodes work. a bookstore would not have jalapeno chips for sale.
suitupswarley
I thought so too. It would just come up as "Barcode cannot be found" or something like that. Nope.
sapharodon
I'm not saying I'm a master of barcodery, but our campus bookstore has those and more.
TheGayPenguin
I mean, not typically, but some bookstores sell snacks too...
pewpewkitten
As somebody who has to put items on file at a grocery store on a monthly basis...the likelihood her bar code was on file is close to zero
krisspartaco
I thought it was a MANGO... oh god
whatshouldibewhenigrowup
I'm not on Tumbler but I love reading these! Keep it up OP
peggysue
Thanks! :)
Mammot27
Dat poem man...
elrick43
Doesnt effect me, here's my fandoms http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/303/5/e/kamen_rider_x_super_sentai_wallpaper_by_jm511-d5ji4hu.jpg
letsgetfuad
Hahahaha, I honestly thought someone was skype calling me and spent 3 mins trying to figure out who "that feel" was
fantasyprone
Hey, when I was a kid I wrote a poem because my favourite FANFICTION ended. Do you know what it does to me when a series ends
IFartedAWig
i was mad that there wasn't an angry reply under it asking why the fuck he would do that.
DarkWingDerpy
Oh hey someone's calling me on skype, time to spam the answer/decline button as it does literally nothing.
SilentLambs
Why is there even a decline option? You can't fight the feels!
Sugarcrotch
you can try.. but you will just end up drunk, naked and in the bathtub crying into your rocky road ice cream
rainbowunicornsocks
I actually clicked on that and then proceeded to try to answer the call.... Yup...
gurksaft
Its ok. Always answer that feel even if it's static.
Radioactiv369
Wonder what would happen if i clicked video chat.
Mammot27
Lots of tears, and a lifetime flashing before your very eyes.
Neintendo
I'm very sad that I have to wait so much longer for more Sherlock
KellyMurphy
I swear that first one is about me. I have the master keys to my school (I made copies when I borrowed them for an IT Club thing) (1 of 2)
theincrediblesloth
so, was it you?
KellyMurphy
and I've let myself into classrooms a few times, either to help someone out or to mess with teachers by unplugging their monitors. (2 of 2)
MadnessInABox
Find it out! Find out if it's about you and let us know!
KellyMurphy
I'll try. Maybe I can ask him through tumblr.
MadnessInABox
That's awesome. If you know something, please let us know. ^^
Azyrre
Did you ever find out? (I know, weird, I find this a year later and now you're getting a random reply. But I wanna know).
Marshimallow
.... Why would a bookstore have jalapeño Cheetos in their system?
solluxempora
Jolly gee i sure do love these fantastic tumblr posts!
peggysue
Haha :D
IcouldntthinkofagoodnamesohereIam
The worst insult I've ever heard ifs "Go step on a Lego."
Feralkyn
Bookstore. Jalapeno Doritos. Something does not add up.
thefunnyllamaman
Does anyone else know how hard it is to suppress immense laughter in a crowded lecture hall!
watchthroughmyeyes
Yes. I just cracked up and had a conversation with my friend about porn after reading the 50 Shades one. The freshmen are judging.
aj94plus
ehem. i sweet potato who i sweet potato.
TattoosAreNeat
"Let's get Zesty" Omg I started cackling like some drugged up hyena and I couldn't stop!
StamosatmyFuneral
+1 for ponies sneaking in again
PricessFred
The ending of Merlin still makes me livid every time i think about it
frontyardninja
I have yet to watch the final episode the whole way through and I have s5 on DVD. It's not over if I haven't watched it, right?
PricessFred
stop now before it's too late!
FrankyBabes
Also, if you essentially get to bitch about social issues, Doctor Who and first-world mental illness on tumblr, sign me the fuck up.
IOnlyEverWantedToGoToHogwarts
Don't forget the sexual gifs and the puns.
DrEllisD
bitch sign your own damn self up
thiscaddyshacklovesgophers
Depression is a first world problem? Don't people in third world countries get depressed and commit suicide also? Not sarcasm. Curiosity.
vulgarwheat
They absolutely do.
ProtectmefromtheSilence
The stats are skewed because they barely diagnose it, due to other problems like "starvation" or "war".\
FrankyBabes
I honestly haven't a clue. But if you listen to the way people like me go on about it, you'd think it were the worst thing out.
thiscaddyshacklovesgophers
It's really a pretty horrible thing to deal with. Having to live when you want to die sucks.
FrankyBabes
Being suicidal is probably one of the worst things out, don't get me wrong. I'm saying white-collar depression sufferers like me are not :P
OneSmartChicken
that's literally like all tumblr is. also porn. blatant porn. seriously imgur talks shit about tumblr but it's actually awesome. mostly porn
ImmortalLoveRodd
So much porn... more porn than Reddit.
OneSmartChicken
all kinds of porn. all kinds. so many porn. like at least three porn.
littlebrownbird
Before Imgur, I thought all of Tumblr was porn. It is literally all I have ever seen there.
librarywyrm
This is pretty accurate.
sockadactyl
These all made me smile/exhale a little heavier than normal. But something about "I thought it was bread" actually made me laugh out loud.
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
Silly/idiosyncratic humor is great!
JokeDudeR
You are not alone friend.
mycousinislame
Am I the only one who thought it was cheese..?
LepidoliteMica
I guess it's just the way your mind reads it in a dejected, "I fucked up" sort of voice.
ktlou53
I'm really happy I wasn't the only one thinking it was bread.
MattTK
I read it as "I slice who I slice"
jennifercattlett
I did the same thing and even more when i saw your comment.
ArcticBanana16
OMG same. I was all like "oh these are funny" but then I got to the bread and I was like "HAHAHAHA"
aurapotato
and I cook them both... and I still said I am sweet potato... lol 2/2
GoogleFucker
Hahahaa I did the same! your comment is so perfect!
HangingThread
I bread who I bread
wandergeist
And then I fry 'em up in a little butter.
aurapotato
I have told many people in my life the difference between yams and sweet potatoes. 1/2
Studlythedragon
omg i knowwwwww ^_^
FazeRitz
Same here.
BennyJ89
I'm not familiar with yams, so I didn't get it at all until I saw "yam". I literally face-palmed.
Kejeza
Yeah same here...I'm at work too, not the most opportune time to lol
kungfuskunk
Here here!