Quail laying an egg

Sep 24, 2017 12:55 PM

selan

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Is she distraught? Overwhelmed?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Crack that I’ve some tartare right NOW!

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Who's got the celery salt?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a cool dinosaur

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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hah

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is the nest? That seems like a strange place to lay an egg.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*delighted quail noises*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We had chickens for a few years, one of them always stood up to lay her eggs. It was the funniest thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the hand that comes in to comfort and her and assure her she did well

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very proud of herself

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yesyesyesyesyesyes i did yesyesyesyesyes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The owner really should give the quail a nest (made of dry grass) and STOP FUCKING DISTURBING HER.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

What a good quail she is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swiggity Swooty Quail

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that would be my reaction as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now eat it in front of her.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The URL of this gif is TACO2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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watched my parakeet lay an egg and fall flat on her face.. it looked.. every bit as unpleasant as you would expect

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And thats how Quail-man came into the world.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fucking hell google. i didn't need "How to Butcher Coturnix Quail" on the first page whilst looking for videos of these cuties.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@TheMajesticHarpyEagle

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As a mother I know exactly what she's going through

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

chicken laying an egg v

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

That was really cool, thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched my sister give birth front row and center, watched the baby crown and come out. This made me more sick than that experience.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Dat Cloaca tho

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Omg I had no idea so much effort went into my favourite food... Fucking horrendous

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

God damn someone needs more lube.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Awww ???????? ????

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn’t know it was possible to see relief in a bird.

9 years ago | Likes 414 Dislikes 1

Just watch a bird doing it's taxes. You can see the relief clear as day afterwards.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure that is purely relief. Ever vomited so bad you started to shake afterward? That's this sort of "relief"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it looked traumatized

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You try shooting something that proportionately large out of a home that small and see how relieved you feel lol

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Home...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That too, lol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it grew up there. that's its home

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

HNNNNGGGGgggggg Oh! Yupyupyupyupyupyup -Quail

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Lmao. Yupyupyupyupyup

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

You made my day! I can't stop laughing ????

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

?????????????????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

!?!!?!?!?!?!??!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha all i can say is yupyupyupyupyup now. So good!

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YESSSSS!!!!!

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These terrified me as a child..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now let's see a Kiwi lay one.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

This is the only video i could find. NSFW? https://youtu.be/V4NU4WClh1c

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh geez, oh geez... those eggs are over half as large as the mama bird herself.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh yes that's definitely a pleasant sight

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Best I could find, they like jump cuts though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4NU4WClh1c

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This honestly explains why the female then says "fuck that" and abandons everyone. The male raises the chick.

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The male only incubates. After that the chick is capable of independent survival

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So proud of herself :)

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She is kinda like "yeah yeah yeah yeah"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When I had chickens, we always knew when they laid eggs because they'd bawk loudly in celebration/relief

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or just glad her period cramps are over

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I can relate. Well no because a human female laying an egg of that size would be terrorfying.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The size of a cantaloupe

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The size of a newborn baby, perhaps.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please stop :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

More like a watermelon

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Ok, so this is the second gif I have seen of that quail laying an egg, who is making so many egg laying gifs?

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

i want to see the other one!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

High quaility posting, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should watch the budgie one

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

It looks hard-boiled and I wajt to eat it, but I know that's a horrible idea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What, the quail egg? They're tasty af.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The budgie egg. I looked up a video of it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Link? I swear I'm not a sick bird pervert fuck

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Birdvert

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.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In bird culture, something something. Bird law, such and such.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/Xo8fvA53qEM

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Yikes. As a woman I'm cringing, because I assume human childbirth isn't all that far off.

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Damn overwhelming curiosity

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JESUS BALLS THAT POOR THING

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Mother of God... That looked so painful and exhausting. Bless that beautiful owner for relaxing her through it

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