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If your parents have money...
End of the summer is here, this summarized my social media feeds
gay_irl
Dentist missed their calling as a stand-up comedian
I'll get all my stuff done this week, I said
gay_irl
SergeantSalsa
#9 I do sweat a lot but I don't need to be reminded about it
Fl0zilla
Enjoyed myself through that dump then get to the end and realize it's all just a meme.
allibaster12
#39 looks like someone forgot about Reagan
SamLasssy
That teacher wearing the mask look so much like a stock image, but it isn't.
maijen0062000
Who da fuck trying to pass off buffet sushi rolls as top dollar sushi?
GeneralBullshit
There might be a lot of reasons for the tech guy to sleep, but damn if I'm paying for him to do so
ninjake68
Roses are red, puppies are snuggly, fuck that bitch is seriously ugly... I'd sue too
RhythmGirl
2 comments, my teachers always said we didn't give you an F, you earned it. And spending $250 on little pieces of shit will make you broke.
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
#3 might have a case in her hands.
theoldesttrickinthebook32
I was thinking the same thing
DoublevBomb
The court will probably tell her she can only file if it's still an issue after she gets better glasses, a better haircut, and weighs less.
OnlyTheLonelyImgurians
I want to sue my parents for making me live. it's illegal to just kill myself but I didn't ask for this shit, man.
s0bere
Delightful dump sir bravo!
BYERE
Hiding out in #5 be all like: https://media.giphy.com/media/HcCsxQbIxqWn6/giphy.gif
totallyahumanfemale
Is class
mynamesbryson
That is not $250 sushi...
bagofgrapes
aw jeez rick
DrBruleSaysYes
Sensino
#3 -
CaptainWolfsburg
"Think again sweaties." I've been called a lot of things, but this is a new one on me.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
#1 It's Mr Meeseeks in a wig
Raguleader
"I'm the one who SUCKS!"
CharlesFuckingBronson
I'm conducting research on stubbed pinky toes... I'm gonna need a source on that blonde girl
Trga
Elsa jean
Raguleader
She makes a lot of videos involving furniture.
Raguleader
#1 made me lol because I imagined Morty doing that "OOOOOOOOOOOH!" scream he normally does when he's terrified.
UsernamesAreOverratedAnyway
chrisnumbers
sweaties
johnqcurls
I legit thought it was some dinosaur insult about humans sweating since reptiles do not. Misspelling sweeties makes so much more sense.
fitlex
goodnight sweat prints
ghedrick10
Literally jumped to the comments to make sure someone else noticed
Almgandhi
#3 well... she isn't wrong TBH. (Yes, also on the inside. Bitch tried to sue her own parents for her looks what did you think)
boogertown
#17 IS THAT REAL? Damn that's funny but why does Stevie wonder have a twitter tho
Vesane
What on earth does that red one mean? http://imgur.com/jFcLZgN Is it a period joke?
ShiningForce
I think it means "red" as a substitution for "read", pronounced the same but implying she leaves a message marked as read without replying.
Vesane
Oh. That went right over me :P
Machinistjesus
#20 is this porn?
Anthgilk
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Bradandboujee
No. It's when you hit your pinky toe on the corner of the table. Do you even read bro?
SalaVader
Elsa Jean. Favorite.
AdmiralJohn
StaleMeme
MiguelCardoso808
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DickbagMcDicksucker
Doot
Ziranzito
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18thwolf
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Damaind
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Rev0veR
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kabu4ce1
Elsa's Jeans
iHateCat
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BecauseButthole
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Galzra619
Once more I shall leave behind a merry dot
itsprobablyaLie
After work I'm coming back to this comment
torogoth
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konelhft
Does...does she want to build a snowman?
MattFoleyMotivationalSpeaker
You should know how many useless comments you'll get saying something like that. This is one of them.
oldskoolzeldafan
>_>
WaltoniusBrutiusMaximusIV
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austinmdelliott2
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TVDB11
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FenBisher
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NSFWinsidefavorites
haveanothergif
Why do Rattata and Raticate have red eyes
NSFWinsidefavorites
I have no idea
TheIncredibleCaptainObvious
Why are you guys lying? It's definitely porn.
TheCrustyCrabPizza
Username checks out, have a nice day.
danbrazier
Toe-stubbing fetish stuff, yeah?
AJarOfLiberalTears
I am 12 and what is this?
Nikolai5
Not heard that for some time...
KeeleonOhms
Olyvver
Make an educated guess.
StonerCommenter
No, it's tfw you stub your toe
Drgn8D
Pretty sure that sign is warning you of the attack of the killer tomatoes
STZ1
Came down here looking for this comment.
megawackymax
"A-taaaaaack ofthekillertomaaaaaatoes..."
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Szechuanian
I'd just let that internet tech guy sleep. If he's tired enough to fall asleep in some strangers house then damn he must be tired af.
DrJackBright
As long as you arent paying an hourly rate for him being there
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
It is very very easy to fall asleep if you lie down like that. Did you ever model for a painting? 10-20 minutes and you're dreaming.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Former cable tech here: this happens more than you think. They work those guys to death sometimes. You live on caffeine during the summer.
ChiefBriggum
Gotta be a gracious hots and give him some milk n cookies too
the0philusPunoval
I'm betting on sleep apnea
GoldenSun3DS
Or maybe don't so that he doesn't get in trouble at work.
OliverClothesoff70
Or drunk af.
spudpicker
Or he's in a diabetic coma. Or hecka drunk. Or there's a carbon monoxide leak. You know what, poke him with a stick just to be safe.
AMother
Maybe a new parent
biohazard918
Or he is not asleep and is just doing something to the modem/router thingy. But people would never do that just tell lies on the internet.
Szechuanian
Lying on the internet? Unheard of.
Raguleader
Or he's acting.
AzerilPridham
I'd get him to fix the net first tho
iliketoanswerwithreactions
Buddy,I don't even need to work to be that tired. Kust give me about 2 hours after waking up.
22ndCenturyTransient
Yarp
0ppai
Do you also have narcolepsy?
WallyBro
Some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
ashmenon
I'm actually more worried about his heart, if he's falling asleep randomly like that.
Runner55
Could be narcolepsy. Or severe sleep apnea, you're never not tired if you have sleep apnea.
FuckPHP
My father actually has both of those conditions. Never falls asleep randomly tho. Most people with narcolepsy don't. Just really tired.
TurtIeproof
Maybe he lives in a house full of bats, termites, and crustaceans, can't sleep there. A stranger's house is a welcome respite.
TOMMOEX
That does not look $249 quality
kylepayton1360
Wtf is it?
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
I get my tattoos done at the same gas station I get my sushi at, and it looks just like this :]
hymenochirus
To make that shitty sushi into a $249 meal, he must have fucking murdered the wine list.
GroundscorePro
Sushi Sunday discount like 7$
BMuff
I was a sushi chef for 5-6 years. That's like a 10 dollar roll at most and the plating is shit.
MisterWho
Why don't you post some of your stuff?
ChristopherEvans1
Agreed, rolled sushi for around 3 years and I'd be more inclined to believe if he took a picture of a sashimi plate
CatBlaster5000
Fuck yeah dude, sushi's my jam. I wanna learn but I keep fuckin it up
haveanothergif
Step 1. buy raw fish / Step 2. add rice (not raw) / Step 3. strangle all of it with seaweed from your local free range ocean
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Stop cooking the fucking fish.
CatBlaster5000
Well I only tried one time and I just used crab.
Aargonian
Not all sushi is raw tho. Just shashimi I think. Prolly spelled that wrong though.
hotelfrontdeskfather
Thats easy man. Just stop fucking it up! Youre welcome
CatBlaster5000
Damn dawg, you should write a book
MnightShariaLaw
You were? What happened? Did you bring dishonor into your clan?
DasLoupBlanc
most importantly, why has he not commited sudoku yet?
SeekerOfTheRing
"I am brought dishonor to myself, my family, and my cow. It is time to commit... Sudoku!"
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
That's gold.
SeekerOfTheRing
"I have**...", jfc
MichaelBgB
Pretty sure that was on purpose
pookieeatworld
There's two 2's in the middle row, two 3's in the far right column, two 5's in the second column from the left, and it looks like two 7's ~
pookieeatworld
in the bottom center box...
SGTbrucewayne
That's why he ded.
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
Its digiorno
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ILoveTomHiddleston
As a chef, ha fucking ha. As if i would work for free cuz of cheap asses like u. Cook urself if you can't afford to go out.
DomoriGato
Well, there's this chinese buffet in my town that's $10/person. So, that's a pretty fair deal imo. Give how much I take advantage.
Fendalton
What are you paying your staff and rent with, experience?
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Hvntcr
Figuratively, maybe
16745
Depends. If you just want nutrition, sure. But to really taste something? That takes time and experience on top of the price of ingredients
16745
So if you had to pay yourself doing it you are easily in the 15-40 ballpark.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Haha
coolguy4206969
It may be part of a larger meal, like more courses or something
theovermynd
Or he lyin.
haveanothergif
coolguy4206969
Username not relevant, but +1 anyway because I love this meme.
haveanothergif
@haveanotherjpg
djhash
Life literally hands you a bag full of lemons, and you get mad? It's the second best thing. 2nd to getting actual lemons and making lemonade
amyrose
Gotta find the guy who was given vodka
PineconesAndGravy
That's what I was thinking
kgirl924
Dude lemon skittles are the best flavor I'd be stoked to find a whole bag of them.
JakeRockwell
I don't want your damn lemons!
tachikaze316
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
haveanothergif
What am I supposed to do with these?!
JavaBeanJohnny
I demand to see lifes manager!
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
Get mad!
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
Demand to speak to life's manager!
Grudgebearingmidget
I'll have the egg heads make a combustible lemon and burn your house down! WITH the lemons!