BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died.

It is estimated that over 95% of everyone who has ever lived has come in contact with this killer chemical.

Dihydrogen monoxide is so addictive that all organic life on the planet would legitimately die without it.

Dihydrogen monoxide is even acidic enough to completely destroy metals.

Dihydrogen monoxide is such a big problem because of the many different forms it can take. At high temperatures it turns into a superheated gas which could injure or kill you. As a heated liquid it can cause injuries. Long term exposure to chilled dihydrogen monoxide can cause further injuries, and full body exposure can even cause hypothermia which can lead to death. As a solid dihydrogen monoxide has the power and strength to cut ships in half.

Dihydrogen monoxide is in most vaccines, where it helps the vaccine fight diseases.

Prolonged submersion in dihydrogen monoxide cause the dihydrogen monoxide in you, to come out of you leaving you wrinkled.

It is estimated that over 99% of the dihydrogen monoxide in the earth right now will be here until the earth loses its atmosphere.

Dihydrogen monoxide can be found in almost all drinking and cleaning products.

Too much dihydrogen monoxide can kill you.
Too little dihydrogen monoxide can kill you.
Wake up sheeple.

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