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Sep 6, 2016 2:07 AM
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TheSurveyMan
Hungrypiemonger
definitely don't go to state fairs with him, you'll age 20 years in a night.
triscuit3000
Y'know, I would, because when the shit hits the fan, He's the one who makes sure everyone gets home alive... except Wilson. RIP Wilson.
TheD4rkness
Chathu05
It never hit me... But bravo !!!
NeoClassicalMetal
Or pee with him
brainfizz
t.hanks
SomeWateryTartThrewASwordAtMe
I wonder what would happen if he took a trip with Matt Damon
HandoB4Javert
T. Hanks. but no.
HuffGlueUntilYoureBlue
Terminal is technically another one
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Yeah, but I bet his friends wished they had gone with him. You know, since his country got overthrown and such.
TheTruePandaBoy
Or Matt damon... hire many times has he had to be rescued now?
AWizardOfLoneliness
Definitely don't want to travel thru Normandy with him.
nikiitea
Or run with him
Murderhawk
Polar Express, tho
Ravenuser
Motherfucking Uncanny Valley, no T.Hanks!
rhymeswithleek
So you have a 1 in 5 chance of it being a pleasant journey