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Mar 3, 2017 9:04 PM
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Ijustwanttobedownvoted
Flat Earth Society explains the extinction of the dinosaurs.
partTimeCrazy
Why would dinosaurs create spades made for tiny hands? I doubt the legitimacy of this historic record...
LurkMasterP
I believe the spade was a gift from Jesus.
secretlibby
Obviously he got that spade from T-rex. Duh.
IDriveAMinivan
My minivan has 15 cup holders. Why? No freaking clue as to why I need that many.
nightrideFM
Simple. Minivans usually seat 8. And it's for kids so two drinks per kid because they thirsty af and always nagging
Nalianna
to satisfy a brachiosaurus
thehugedisappoinment
Oh dinosaurs you majestically, noble creatures. I saw a special on 60 minutes saying how dinosaurs were the first philanthropists.
MoreLikeLawlSchool
ActuallyAPirate
You spelt taerrahdaktalll wrong
transfuse
full-on rapists...?
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
"Sean, that's PHILANTHROPISTS." "Fuck off, Trebek."
Deathbyvodka
actually dinosaurs didnt turn into oil, it was the bacteria and other life in the sea
actualedsheeran
My doctor says I don't need this kind of negativity in my life
MrCDXX
Plants as well.
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
Well known fact. Dinosaurs left earth in huge egg shaped spacecraft. It's why we find those big craters.
thecanadianwhoatethemoose
You're fun.
zubby
At parties