Steamed Plans for the 4th

May 4, 2024 10:20 PM

Estes209

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You want to see the plans? You can only hope.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved loved loved how the ending of Rogue One completely changed the tone of that interaction
"No, bitch, I literally fucking watched the plans go on this ship which then broke out of my Star Destroyer and jumped. Where are my goddamn plans."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Bitch, my lightsaber burns are still on the outside of your main entry hatch!"

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2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

What’s a battle

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You might think that Vader is angry enough to be considered steamed, but if you look underneath his armor he's obviously been grilled.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hi, Super Nintendo Vader

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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Damn, now I want cinnamon buns

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2 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 1

Steamed Plans returns to the Imperial Senate, demanding to know why their plans are still missing. "You want to see the plans? You can only hope... I hope you're ready for a thermal detonator in your face."

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steamed Plans is an Alderaan expression.

2 years ago | Likes 302 Dislikes 2

Damn I guess I hang out in alderaan places then

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not anymore...

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Really? Well, I'm from the Uplands and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Plans".

2 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Oh not in the Uplands, no, it's an Aldera expression.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

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This might be my favorite

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A video version:

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Another video version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtzPfRVcS1Q

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What do you mean no Ambassador? She's literally the Princess of Alderaan and also a Senator to the Imperial Senate. She *is* the Ambassador.

2 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

While she may have had the necessary qualifications, she appears to have lacked proper accreditation. Seems like something she would have mentioned otherwise.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Even without an ambassador, a diplomatic ship remains a diplomatic ship. Police can't search diplomats car when it's parked on the curbside.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, but what senate would elevate someone to the top commitees without granting them also the title of ambassador?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Republic ones

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except he NEVER questioned about an ambassador in the movie. It was added just for the meme by someone who thinks they see a plot hole.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

"If this is a Consular ship, then where is the ambassador?!" Vader, while strangling a man to death, by holding him a foot in the air, one handed.

https://youtu.be/r125_IWLAEE?si=0iN5bVx1LMXFODW-

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He asked Captain Antilles where the ships ambassador was while throttling him but this was before they had found Leia so I assume she is the ambassador he was asking about

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's a simpler story, from a simpler time, and it was written as entertainment for kids.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, kids. Thats why they included torture and genocide.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May I present Disney's The Black Cauldron?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0