When Geralt needs you but your hooves just got polished

May 13, 2018 4:10 PM

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[The Witcher 3] When Geralt needs you but you just got your hooves polished

Most Viral Edit: i guess send nudes? Or just a message. Love meeting new people

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE FLOOR IS LAVA! THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody was kung fu fighting!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Braaap braaap mutha fuckas

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You safely jump off any cliff if you're on top of Roach. Fastest way down I know of.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have dreams where I have this capability. Fucking rocks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scooby Doo physics

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how I fly in my dreams

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He has buttworms!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(going to the store music starts playing)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, Skellige... I remember going for every treasure spot thinking that, as the map was smaller than Novigrad's, it would be far 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

... easier. Let me tell you: you make good money, but damn... that's a lot of water to hunt around for treasure. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

James Baxter

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

laughed too hard, accidentally downvoted (fixed it though, of course)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jaaaaaaaaaames Baaaaxter

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Perfect caption.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Shani > everyone else

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both Shani and Triss were crazy in W1... I slept with both. I wanted those cards.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Triss, Yen and Shani all hot something special about Shani's accent though

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Triss is way hotter than shani.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 7

Yen and geralt were destined to be together.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yen and Geralt are the destined couple but nothing can't convince me that Triss isnt best girl.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That she manipulated him and deliberately didn't mention Yen when he had amnesia?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta catch em all

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Did that, banged everyone I could. Just sad I couldn't do the Succubus.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can in Witcher 2.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I know. And I remember you could screw almost every female you meet in the first Witcher, and then got cards to prove it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keira Metz, Gwent me.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I propose "Gwent Me" to replace "Fight Me" on this site: All in Favour?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just started this. Love it. But the bugs were unexpected.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I mean...not really. To have a game with complicated movement in a complicated world invites bugs. It would be surprising with no bugs.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've never played any of these games, and have thought about getting this one. Is it worth it?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes it is worth it! I have 562 hours clocked in haha it is a great game. have not experienced a lot of problems. It is truly a work of art.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never played a witcher game until 3 and even though I didn't understand everything at first they do a great job of making that not matter.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least not too much. You still need to pay pretty close attention to plot, and fyi just do every quest. You'll regret not doing them all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that is what makes a good series, where you can figure out what the world is without having to see it all

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you like having fun? Do you like a well-written story? Do you like having fun AND a well-written story? No? Then it's not for you. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh, but I do recommend getting the whole experience by starting with Witcher 1.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Will I be able to make sense of the story if I start with 3 tho. Also good to know cause I hate both fun and well written stories

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In my opinion the Witcher 3's story is pretty well self contained. You will be a little confused but it won't take away from the experience.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Geralt lost his memory and accidentally cheated on Yennifer with Triss because he forgot he loved her. Bout all you need to know for 3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Personal recommendation would be to read a synopsis of W1, then play 2 and 3. 1 Has not aged very gracefully imo.

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