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Perfectly cubed foods
Perfectly cubed foods
Nov 16, 2017 7:28 AM
0hnonono
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Perfectly cubed foods
VeryDubiousThisWillEndWell
Minecraft porn
thatfucknguy
This makes me uncomfortably happy
tylgar5676
Fruit. By Mojang
Affray
Master Chef Australia? Anyone?
Feynmaniac
I have the weirdest boner right now...
FunnyItWorkedLastTime
Inexplicably I feel like playing Minecraft.
LokiShade
You know damn well this is what we want.
cacapoopydoody4
yes but why are the chicken cube and the pork cube raw?
jimmiestjohnt
to be honest i think its kinda gross looking
fellowimgurean
AbridgedKirito
Is this that "minecraft" game every kid's been talkin' about?
Scar405th
pokeblocks?
CatzEyes93
but can you name them all?
fructoric
Not perfect
usernaimunavailable
I love dragonfruit!
lateksilassi
New materials to Minecraft!
UnlogicalPeanutbutter
In the wise words of David... y’all are a bunch’o squares.
sublimedub
LITTLE BIIIIIIITS!
Nickrulezlol
YES
KyrieGloria
The full photo and story are awesome: https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/trends-news/article/food-cubes-art
ihateimgurffs
A bit of url manipulation and high res https://assets.bonappetit.com/photos/57d32e5bcba257a52320dbdf/16:13/w_2560,c_limit/LS-Fruit.jpg
AgentMcSauce
Noice!
hugemuffin
Price on signed official poster is not - 52 x 42 cm / offset print / no Edition / signed by artists / €125,- excl. shipping
KyrieGloria
Not awesome at all!
BrainTaffy
I'LL MAKE MY OWN CUBED FOOD, SHOOT IT AND MAKE POSTERS AND GIVE IT AWAY FOR FREE. WITH BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS.
ViciousZen
I don't know why you're being downvoted. A poster smaller than 2 feet shouldn't cost that.
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
Organic shapes forced into unnatural geometry and order, both meat and veg lose their identity till you recognize them - such a metaphor!
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
Is precise and well arranged, balanced color, appetizing lighting for photography = I like, +1.
Zorbaq
What Minecraft resource pack is this?
BrianFarr
Crossy Road
FreeBreastReductionConsultation
Sushi
Kiore
I spy dragonfruit
fatherofawaterbender
But, was an atom split when cutting these foods into cubes?
Heine03
The reference game is strong with this one.
Kryalis
I thought this was a subtle way to tell us we’re squares.
Mattwer3
Actually no.
bachterman
bona petey it
ElRoboDiablo
Ah, dragon fruit, the blandest, neatest looking food in the world.
hornsofthebull
Starfruit must be pissed, but it traded in the cool points for a smidge of tangy flavour
sunyudai
Bland? It tastes like a mild kiwi to me.
aBananaIsNotAnAccurateMeasurementOfScale
I’ve heard it tastes better fresh, but it’s not easy to get ‘em fresh here in America.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
It's basically just crunchy water.
kryptography
When i've had it it tastes like a slightly less sharp kiwi
happyburger
add a little sugar to it, helps it a lot, makes it taste kinda like weak strawberries/lychee
DoomBloodGoddess
Have you tried dehydrated dragon fruit? It’s bloody horrific. But yeah, it’s still looks really cool.
LootenetDan
It reminds me of bland kiwi
ellesandre
Exactly! A gorgeous, disappointing kiwi.
LootenetDan
Maybe... Maybe green is the key ingredient
Jantte
I bought one while visiting vietnam. I had such hard time peeling it that this nice old lady helped me.
Savagepancakes
Why is it flavorful to me? It's sweet like a kiwi mixed with lichi
woodsandhillsplc
They should give it a crappier name, like Photocopier Fruit.
HeyLookThisCommentEarned
I had Dragonfruit from La Boceria in Barcelona, and it was fantastic. You need some fresher fruit dawg.
TrueDankMemeLord
The purple inside ones are different
KingORedLions
The ones with purple flesh, when fresh, are great.
BigtimeChefGuy
Get a pitahiya. It's like a smaller yellow dragonfruit but it has a much sweeter flavour. Tastes a bit like pear imo.
BeardyGlasses
Well you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day...
DasDovian
But squares don't taste good,I'd rather have an apple.
AdamEnvelope
FATHER?
dietderpsy
SOURCECODE01
That's why 7 ate 9.
Pommo
lol
TimberWilly
UnlogicalPeanutbutter
I respect you.
nomonames2
>3 Square meals >3 Squared >3*3 You've earned approximately 1 giggles
SaikyoStyle
Greentexting on Imgur is always a bad idea.
nomonames2
>implying I didn't git upvotes
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
This is punderrated.
readthebio
ILike2TouchButts
Im'ma have to send you to the punitentiary for that one.
Froglip
But... Those are cubes
m45k5
Right, so good for 2 days!
Niiikorasu
I agree, those are indeed cubes.
BloodPressureIsHigh
3^2 = 9, 3^3 = 27, both of which are divisible by 9, 1 and 3, so 1^3. Eat one a day instead of 3 squared. (Btw this is bad math for joke)
Hoparistic
That would make the weirdest salad.
ProfessorMatt
It would look like a Rubik's Cube smothered in ranch dressing- dressing being the one thing impossible to keep in cubic form.
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
You don't make friends with salad
jnnfrhll
Coolest*
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
You'd get a bad stomach too. Considering some of those cubes are raw meat and raw fish
SarcasticComment
Mmmm... bell pepper seeds. My favorite
GlowstickJedi
And cost $200 at the most pretentious restaurant you can imagine.
Juicyduce2016
So it would be tree fiddy?
TimberWilly
imnotokiedokie
Pfft 200? Try a cool $350 not including the wild caught salmon outback or "kobe" beef.
FlannelPanelChannel
"Kube beef"
MuffinProof
Salad³
TimberWilly
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Nice!
UNDEADLY
this should be top comment
GeminiClone
AMPLIFIEDFootsteps5IntenseMusic
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
How long you've been holding into that?
NotABench
VrahMaster
onto*
SnootyEuropean
on to*
Armin2015
Probably autocorrect screwed up