Blob in my tummy

Blob in my tummy

So this is probably the weirdest thing that's happened to me. STORY TIME. So when I was 16 I was always bloated, like always. I looked like I was 3 months pregnant and I wasn't so I knew something was up. I went to a routine checkup and my doc was all like when was your last period? Aka I think you have a fetus inside you. And i was like nah I've never even had sex. For a brief moment I thought I might have been the Virgin Mary of the 21st century, either way I wasn't ready for that kinda pressure. Then I went to a gastroenterologist and he stuck his finger up my butt and asked about my poops. I was like, nah fam my poops are fine thanks for asking though. Blah blah a month passed and they finally figured out it was an ovarian cyst!! 8 inches long 5.6 lb ovarian cyst. My surgeon said it was the second largest he had ever seen. (First largest was in a morbidly obese woman and weighed like 40 lbs or some shit). Any-who 4 years later the suckers out and I have a sweet 7 inch scar down my tummy to show for it.