TheBigGay
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Sure showed him
titleinator 3000
How much are you like the character you play?
A 6 hour movie?!
The founders of Hogwart
me irl
Always use protection
The greatest cop in the world
Are you gay?
Will you go to the Yule dance with me?
July 11th
Pokemon Go teams
Name 3 blacksmiths
A horror-comedy
Homeless beggers
Snow White
BoxesofFoxes
The last one exists as a short story by Neil Gaiman.
AndrewMuthaLuvinL
Ravenclaw are way too civilised to be Scotland
BlueSpaceLizard
Commentinator 3000
hippityhoppitywomenareproperty
I think england are by far more like slytherin
highlandheart
Seriously.
JunkMonk
id count chubby dudes in advertisements/commercials as 'male models'
KariMil
I brought up the "No male plus size models" question several years ago and got the response "Big and Tall".
OriginDelta
Props to OP for having such a good dump that I downloaded about half the images to not forget them.
andrealfarnand
Can someone explain the Misha Collins post?
jackpwns
It's a reference to Supernatural. TV show with an... Active... Fan base.
gummiebearslaughter
#2 -- 20 years of having a personal trainer.
thk5013
COCKINATOR 3000
rickeyspanish
Pussynator 3000...ehhh regular ole pussy sounds better
CriticaLImgury
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
CriticaLImgury
Thanks friend. Have a great day.
ABlastFromYourPast
And you as well. I hope it's critical in the best way.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
http://imgur.com/zAf3BS8
bloxman
stay back I have a steak
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
You mean like this:
? Vampires love the bloody ones!
Butterlumps
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
So Gryffindor has the most Welsh-ass name ever and he's English? And the toff "Hufflepuff" is not supposed to be an Anglo name?
cakebytheocean
Not to mention Wales is associated with red not yellow
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Well, the cross of St. David is yellow. And if you go by the English flag, the only colour they have is red, so I'll let them have it!
FormalShorts
To be real, this would still be cool if gameplay was your local geography.
HavingABadDay
Isn't secretly feeding drugs to someone basically a poisoning? Even if it a harmless thing like weed. Do not engage in revenge.
Ryoswindwalker
hey revenge is fine as long as you dont break any laws.
JohnBluehill
Horus175
#19 Substitute "bear" for "chicken" and you have a recurring skit from Animaniacs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUO32EGdEpg
afbujinkan
Chicken Boo!
jimwormmaster
Probably where they got the idea, I'm guessing.
FisticuffMcFightsalot
You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo!
CyberAkuma
Scrolled down to see if anyone else was reminded of Chicken Boo from that bear thing.
HerrBisch
That one really confused me. I thought I knew how you played D&D, but how can your teammates not know that your character is a fucking bear?
SandstoneSound
Your teammates know, but their characters are fooled.
ItsMeMello7
DefinitelyNotPinheadLarry
That one is just Bill Murray in Ghostbusters in my opinion
sanders1004
Almost sounds like Reaper.
Kaysmira
As a retail employee testing how apathetic I can get before I walk out, the blood and wheelie bucket bit really spoke to me.
Kaysmira
I mean, it can't be worse than the time the sewer system backed up and I spent an hour mopping raw sewage.
SirSage
Shit fam I have that one saved somewhere. He just lives w/ the ghost after the exorcism doesn't work. Now i gotta look for it.
Utahraptor
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SirSage
You're the first person that's ever dotted me for an update. Feelsgoodmang
Utahraptor
Not quite what I was expecting but still gr8.
emergencyhuman
pleeeeeeeaaaaase.
SirSage
Sorry I was distracted by my rampant faggotry. Here go
emergencyhuman
Aw, thanks. I love you.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
I read the post about a shy person becoming Satan's #1 in Michael Cera's halting, awkward voice.
TheBigGay
i have a friend called michael who looks and talks like michael cera... imma make him say this
Kennoot
Literally stopped reading mid dump, hit ctrl + f, and typed "cera" because I knew someone else felt the same way
RyanMcFlyin
that last one, seriously!
NewUserNamesAreHard
2/2 he also wrote a great short story mashing together Cthulhu and sherlock holmes (a study in emerald was the title). Amazing
NewUserNamesAreHard
Neil Gaiman wrote a short story on that premise. In one of his short story books (I think fragile things but I'm not 100%) 1/2
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fjms
The story is called The Sleeper and the Spindle, and also appears in the anthology, Trigger Warning :)
TheBigGay
it's called snow, glass, and apples. and i think the fact that it was written by gaiman is an inbuilt TW, his shit is dark.
NewUserNamesAreHard
"changes" fucked me up, no idea why
Godric19
"Snow, Glass, Apples" by Neil Gaiman is the retelling of Snow White everyone in this post wants. Check it out.
FurryBabiez
Fat mean pikachu was best pikachu
aceebro
#31 Being a guy doesn't make the advice let shit.
BahamutIsA
Wait... what does being a guy have to do with Pokemon Go? I think I'm missing some context here.
aceebro
Fuck. I meant #30.
maazypaaz
There are no plus sides make models because all guys want to look fit regardless of size and acceptance of your body.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Really???
keioto
highlandheart
He's so cute. 10/10
DrumheadTrial
At least this I'd appropriately titled, hate finding a dump and it's literally all Tumblr bullshit
DrumheadTrial
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pootytangluver619
So I got rejected by a girl who was interested in me to see how I would react. I accepted it and moved on, but a week later she told me(1)
ItsRealTalk
It's also worth noting not everyone is going to be "happy" about being tested. If I was turned down I'd be fine with it but as soon as 1/2
ItsRealTalk
the person who turned me down said "I did it to test you" they'd lose any interest I had in them AND my friendship. Fuck that shit. 2/2
pootytangluver619
that she was actually interested in me, but I had already asked another girl out, which made her confession pointless. My point is that (2)
pootytangluver619
it can backfire on the other person because they lose their romantic interest because they want to "check their reaction". (3)
dweadpiewitwobbits
Games games games. I think you probably dodged a bullet.
HerrBisch
Yeah, anybody who actually wanted to be with a person wouldn't take such a risk.
Textuality
Yeah, that one baffled me. Wait, so if I'm interested in someone and they ask me out, I should say no as a TEST? Fuck that. :)
authorialowl
The Zootopia one is wrong, I think. She didn’t expose the assistant Mayor at the same time as she did everything else. Or the train thing.
CyberAkuma
Pretty much, yeah. That list of things isn't in order, and only half of them happened during that 48 hour limit.
yeehawbuckaroo
Well, now there's this guy: https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2016/mar/29/zach-miko-male-model-plus-size-body-image-fashion
catsinthejukebox
It's nice to see that even for men 'plus size' isn't really 'fat.' :|
Alrightyouwin
When I was younger I got "mugged". I just kept telling them I was on the phone and they were being rude. Eventually they just walked away.
TheBigGay
Oh and I've actually written that last one as an English assessment a few years ago. I'll see if I can find it.
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mir4
Tanith Lee wrote a short story with this premise in a book of shorts called Red As Blood: Tales from the Sisters Grimmer
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KittyTrousers
I'm on tumblr and I actually saw someone who wrote this out as a short story if anyone is interested
SpacialJarl
Yes
batshark
I am!
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batshark
Thanks. Kind of a difficult format to read (I know it's the authors fault, not yours), but it's an interesting read. Thanks for posting it
TerryCrews
Dot
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Optimushroom
I am so stealing this for a D&D campaign.
TheBelleOfTheBrawl
You should read indexing by Seanan McGuire
thedirtysanch
Do it!
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Feauxx
Dotdotdot
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
I was writing it just for fun in high school (which was a few years ago)! Apparently a few people have had the same idea
atenaz713
Yuss!
ImabouttogoTRexonthesenuggets
I'd read that
jedimoon
Also by Neilhimself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow,_Glass,_Apples
chocolatecoveredpanda
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rapestork
Was hoping to find this here!! :)
HeroQueenofAlbion
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NanoSwarmer
Knew I had already read this somewhere. Phenomenal. Neil Gaimon is the fuckin' man.
GladeRunLegend
If you didn't bring it up, I was going to.
snuzzled
I mean okay, but holy fucking shit.
Penguintee
The story is also published in a collection by Neil Gaiman called smoke and mirrors for like 10 bucks.
snuzzled
Oh good. I want to read it legitimately, but ain't no way I'm paying that much for it.
jedimoon
He also gave permission for it to be online here: https://thedreaming.moteofdust.com/1999/10/10/snow-glass-apples/
TheBigGay
don't be too hopeful anyone, idk if i even have it anymore
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IAmTheGatekeeper
There's a retelling like that in a short stor collection that I have.
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MaybeThisTimeIllBeLucky
Yay reference dot party
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Dot.
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jakovii
joining the dot party .
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edimshuffling
Full stop
TheChickLoverMagnetron
. or you can rewrite it.
TheBigGay
probably will do
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nrthunderman
Spotted spots take the dots
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GwenAintCis
! Because im too exited to leave a regular dot.
78514425
please op!
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period
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d o t.
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Vaughnshu
Reference dot if you find it
pacifistpickle
I'm still dotting anyways. Dot
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