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See #44 if I’ve done my math right
I think I made this but I really don’t remember
This is a joke and not reflective of my opinions
BrigidtheMechLady
#33 This is the gay agenda. Turn all the kids bisexual, then everyone can fuck. (Once they are of age and only if they give consent)
ADDGirl
#1 I get that there are people who will clutch a bag if someone shady walks by, but I do it because I don't want to be the bitch who hit someone with my baguette.
VagrantKoba
I like bullying people in wheelchairs. They're easy to push around and they can't stand up for themselves.
DorkJedi
#31 no question Kit Fisto fucks.
Vixess
#3 They do, but the subject of the story is probably and incel and therefore wouldn't ever see any cat girls.
iamcoolstephen1234
Upvote for the title alone.
UncleScarwasright
#4. Neat.. sweet..
zafner
#4 I feel like you get the most enjoyment out of this one if you actually sing it out loud. Twice
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
#17 Brianzolo (northern Italian dialect) also uses né? in the same way. Likely has a Latin vulgate etymological basis.
sunyudai
Hey, my heart emoji has a shark, not a color, thank you very much.
mak10z
CrossEyedPigeonToed
#40 Except JD Vance.
gilarelli
#9
Thanks
johnxbear
#9
DustinJL
#48 Me when I'm at an all male orgy.
BigBluFrog
#18 'Grandmothers' has been an accepted evolutionary timescale for at least a grandmother now.
HelpfulCorn
@UnitConversionBot, where are you when we need you?
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
#3 they are real, but are in hiding until all the nazis are gone. So do your part, comrade.
Hununun
#38
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
#39 Unironically growing up using Y'all made my first foray into learning Irish Gaelic so much easier, cause the concept of a second person plural already existed in my head.
Tá sibh = Y'all are
Simple as that
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Jeff, when are you gonna tell some BAD jokes?
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
#40 except the couch fucker.
xbonechuck
#9 Rude. Just because I straightened up after seeing it doesn't mean anything, though.
michiyl
GiantFlyingLabia
#40 now that people know who JD Vance is, this is simply not true
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Love me some badjokesbyjeff
Duomaxwell
Okay, I....I mean my friend, doesn't get the joke. Help?
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Pavlov trained dogs with a bell and Schroedingers cat is either in a box or not in a box....it's a bit of an oversimplification but best I can do with the character limit
Duomaxwell
Oh. I missed the dumb pun about the bell.
Thanks.
jethroismaxbaer5772
#32 Not binders, the boobs were fake. James even showed off how he could pump more air into them.
RevRagnarok
#40 I would like to present the exception that proves the rule: VP Vance.
Sinasohn
That was exactly my thought too.
Richter12x2
#14 Moreover, if you're really doing the right thing and you're a villain in their story, be the best villain they've ever seen.
RaytheForgetful
#8 feeling ATTACKED by this list, especially the specific heart emoji color one 💜
justaguyinthebackrow
#9
DeadeicPrints
#14 get to is a strong phrase here. Sure if they keep it to themselves that's fine I guess. But you shouldn't be told to sit back and let them narrate a version of you without being able to say your piece.
Kyzyl
Perhaps my love language is strapping you down to a huge table made of gold while an industrial laser slowly bisects the table? Ever thought of it that way?
Carnivoracious
Yeah, feel like it it's poorly phrased. More like: some people would rather believe you a villain even if it means living a lie to do so and no amount of objective truth will make them admit otherwise. Sometimes it's best to just move on.
RabidNutria
I think a key component to this whole idea is the lack of access everyone has to the “objective truth” when it comes to interpersonal relationships.
neithermenoryou
That implies malice on the part of the other person, which is most often not the case. You can have the best of intentions and still cause massive hurt by pure happenstance, and the other person still isn't under any obligation to treat you like you were actually a positive figure in their life. Religious parents trying to force their gay kids to be straight are a great example. Done out of what they understand as love and still caused massive trauma to the kids.