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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5Ka4TG6tg
May 2, 2017 1:10 PM
IIIITheNobleOneIIII
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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5Ka4TG6tg
MarvelousMuggle
Ours is the Fury
SatanDarkLordOfAll
Are we sure he's not there to pray for his dead wife and missing son?
blackbenetavo
Just appreciating the majesty.
DuffMaaaann
Reminds me of that one scene from Hannibal: https://youtu.be/QhatYWMRA0U
prosperouscheat
TheHuntedSnark
Ahem. http://www.thecross-photo.com/images/Jagermeister-Label.jpg
elten
Prost, Amen.
goddamngenius
Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life. Or at least one hell of a hangover. Blessed be thee!
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
What the fuck is this... what the fuck is that ?!
papagdogg
Horned god in the house of the lizards
Dangerballs
"...I'm so fucking lost..."
casweb
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "How, my son?" "I'm SO horny!" Haha! Get it? Cuz he's ... ok. I'll leave now.
fitnessjen1992
They're so gentle and ethereal
TryingTraveler
It's a sign! God is a deer and he wants us to bow to his mighty rack.
davosonion
prosperouscheat
I've been watching too much hannibal. A deer in church freaks me out.
hormonesonparade
I had the same thought
ChameleonFacedGoon
Deer puns in the comments. You've been warned.
BANANAFLAKE
"Is all this for me?"
pennilaymay
OMg.... Its Hannibal :O!
hurdygurdybear
Can't afford doors. They must be really baroque
darthbiscuit
Fun fact! Show this to a redneck and they will point an imaginary rifle at it and make a gun noise! Source: Rural Virginian
HadMeSomeChickens
Because they would shoot deer or because they would shoot Catholics?
darthbiscuit
A little from column A, a little from column B.
definitelynotanorca
That deer is Jesus and he is critiquing the fu k out of that church. "Carved marble? Good plated statues? Guess I need to go on another 1/2
definitelynotanorca
Rampage, deer edition. 2/2
flyingmonsters
Tips fedora*
definitelynotanorca
Deer can't wear a fedora man, there antlers take up to much room *tips safari hat*
batzohell
Nice rack tho.
thecamel01
this is something you'd see in the last of us.
sowa
HadMeSomeChickens
St. Francis would have loved this.
StephiesJets0020
My favorite Saint!!! My priest does animal blessings on St. Francis Day!
HadMeSomeChickens
You should bring your deer this year.
spiderqueendemon
St. Francis is the sort of saint who would turn down a marble statue of himself in favor of a lavishly-stocked birdfeeder.
spiderqueendemon
Definitely one of my favorite saints. They make medals of him in pet sizes nowadays, proceeds to benefit animal charities.
StrangePoster
Cernunnos cares not for your gaudy iconography.
riffifi
It's part of an art performance. https://youtu.be/wLJ6WdgyCVU
Padawin
It's the spirit of the forrest
DGNightwing95
LSDontknowwhatsgoingon
Ha I get that reference!
polarbearbandit
This is my design.
prosperouscheat
Swiggity swooty
kamosey
gruffgruff
Just what i thought of
WyrmSlayer1337
That thing has one of the most messed up faces I'll tell you hwhat....
TinySnek
sauce?
freesnowcone
Looks like Princess Mononoke
MyMilkShakeBringsAllTheTrainsToTheYard
It is princess mononoke
Noiz13
Deer lord....
Foag
If I had a buck for every time I heard this...
TehDeer
Yes?
WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyWeightedCompanionCubeFromValinor
"Where the elk am I?"
idontcheckmynotifications
Absolutely staggering use of humour
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
I assume you mean deer god.
mumumumumysharona
DaniaAudax
It's all majestic and stuff until it poops on something.
PoochyPooch
This is why I like people, puns like these give me hope again
Bonestorm6969
Nice
SpiritoftheSands
Deer god
ImnotAllowedtoPostPublicly
hoovak
GOOD comment
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Came here to make this comment, doe it would seem you've already beaten me to it.
sahweet
Quite the thumper.
ilikebadpunsandpolitics
Guess you didn't pull the trigger in time?
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Bearthepooh
Get the buck out of here
Noiz13
Could not believe i was the first one.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
coming in like
v lol
tarataqa
AMEN
DougDeNasty
MASS EFFECT : PRIMAL
FluffyPuddles
Father Deer
SpaceGiraffeWithaWaffleMaker
And the comment of the day goes to: @Noiz13 Congrats
Noiz13
OMG this all so sudden i like thank my parents for always believing in me and of course this fine institution.
BlackDragoness
Just one god visiting the house of another god.
CrustaceanLord
That's cute lmao that'd be an interesting movie
spiderqueendemon
I would watch/read/bingewatch the hell out of that. Bunch of gods socializing and having sitcommish god problems.
FlubbedPig
Well I mean, there IS an anime about Jesus and Buddah sharing an apartment in Tokyo...
CrustaceanLord
Oh my word. That sounds fantastic. I'd want the Avatar team or Ghibli team on this!
HadMeSomeChickens
I'm going to show you how to kill a god.
TheOtherBrotherOfTheMotherOfDragons
I got the chickens. What's the next step?
Ryanator50
Cernunnous?
ihaveacatonmyshoulders
Damn! I came here to say Cernunos but you beat me to it.
ComradeBones
"See, this is what I'm talking about. Gold inlay, marble columns. I was worshiped in the wrong Era man."
Ryanator50
naw I think big C is a lot more humble than that.
ComradeBones
True true. More like "Yo G, nice digs man. Is that gold? Kickass, could use a bit more green but that's just me."
Ryanator50
yeah exactly