totalhit
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Perfectly timed picture
The Creation of Lizard
Faceplant
Purrfect timing
Cutest dog ever.
Tension
Jesus Dog
New Eyeimplant for the blind
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Thanks for checking my collection out. I have a bunch more if y'all are interested. Have a great day!
DopeyFuckedaPenguinOnceAgain
http://imgur.com/HcTMKen
CatsandDnD
#10 Hai!
wherearemytesticles
zeacorzeppelin10
#26 lady liberty is getting charged up to kick so orange ass
peridotstar
I love it! Imagine if she waded ashore like the end of Ghostbusters 2 and smashed the tower with her torch :D
StCN36
Ah the Brewers, can't even get a win in celebration...
AlwaysBeenWeird
ImgurCelebrity
elb366
Most of these look photoshopped
yomahnn
They are, but more along the lines of touch-up and filtering, not digital spoofery...
CheshirePhoenix
#1 "Experience tranquility" - that girl, probably.
Chevalpuant88
1stLtObvious
I want to be where the pictures are. I want to see, want to see them line up. Perfect timing for those--what do you call them--lols!
Chevalpuant88
I made a few myself, but not as great as yours...Bravo!
incubusiness
Water is magic.
erdogansfatpinkpusspuss
is that ferdinand getting fisted?
peridotstar
I'm amazed I had to scroll down so far to find someone asking about this--I don't follow sports but I can't imagine how this isn't exactly--
peridotstar
what it looks like. Surprise proctology exam? lol
Centipede8p
#6 isnt perfectly timed, its a faked bail for a spitfire contest about a year ago.
FlyingCrow91
#36 I'm Catman.
SonderingStrike
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! US CAT MEN ARE TRULY OFFENDED!
flashmozzg
Fighter of the Dogman!
Mortalitor
Business Cat
koreanmojo05
The one with the shadows. I feel like they're meant to be, but they might not ever know it.
myronblayze
Right? Totally saved that one because that really says something
AntiEvil007
Mistake were made!
pandalivesmatter
outstanding.
NJWatson
veryfarawaycountry
source?
37PiecesOfFlair
The interwebs
Aerata
#3 why th is this guy wearing a baseball cap?
getthismanabeer
Nice observation. Probably has long hair which would be 1.) annoying in your face 2.) not the best for being able to track the sharks.
Aerata
Nice observation. Probably most long hair divers would 1.) tie their hair back 2.)put their hair behind their mask 3.)not be tracking sharks
getthismanabeer
Not sure why you're being an ass; that was a genuine compliment. Also track as in being aware of their positions.
BlueSpaceLizard
http://imgur.com/VsEKdaK
MemaholicOctopusy
I was hoping some1 would do this
Arnoxthe1
“Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill”
docdocdoc01
bRiNg mE cHeEtOs
Ecuatoriano
Isn't #10 a painting?
R353ARCH
Looks like a watercolor
hopethisisarelevantname
I think so, but looking around the internet gave me nothing other than "No, this is Patrick" until I got tired of searching.
annoyingjoe
surface tension is a hell of a thing
GundamCustoms
I bet that soccer player was feeling some surface tension
Notanangelyet
That shark's eye gives me the heebie jeebies, so black and dead looking.
PirateBot
surface tension be a hell o' a thin'
harishussainnn
Surface tension can be a hell thin'
AsAHistorian
What's up with that shark's teeth, though? Are they always so janky? It can't be comfortable eating with teeth like that.
Imhereforthelurking
Some sharks have the snaggle tooth look, others have steak knife mouths. Age and teeth grow play a part in their "smile" too.
Fleecemaster
They don't chew like we do, they are for grabbing the prey, then they just shallow it whole!
kingfrank
The baseball one looks really fake.
ArgonSpark
Looks real to me. Brewers can't hit shit.
WhiteLightning911
Carlos Gomez is pretty dope tho...
OfficialJoeBiden
What the heck
fuzzballgirl
I think I remember it being something about a training lesson or something like that.
OfficialJoeBiden
Well clearly he failed
Fluffinity
Looks like a monday
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
Someone who knows more about photos than me: how fast is that bird shaking its head that the water drops are still but it's still blurred?
entropyk
In technical jargon, it's called really fucking fast.
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
Whoa, sounds fancy :) thanks!
Haitchpeasauce
#20 E...DWAR....DO......?
justignoremehere
I was looking for this
schefff
#39 wtf is happening with that elephant?
Pharya
Elephants clean themselves with dust and dirt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust_bathing#Mammals
Raileks
It only looks like an Elephant. Its actually a Donphan at the start of its Sandstorm technique.
ManByFire
Appears to applying dirt for protection from harmful sun rays, elephant sun screen is expensive.
bloodvisionsbloodvisions
Bird is going take that baby.
ottotravel
I concur with @eetsumkaus, looks shopped.
radieon
Thought it was a stork dropping it off
eetsumkaus
I'm gonna call bullshit on that one and say it's shooped...
cohnjonnor
If babies were unsupervised in the right place, would a bird of prey take one?
Dawnstempest
Of course, why wouldn't they?
CraftyCait
They take small dogs. I don't see why not.
FsImgur
Has already happened - https://youtu.be/WcA9w3CgEjY
FsImgur
Has already happened - https://youtu.be/WcA9w3CgEjY
radieon
Oh yeah, I remember seeing that
therealVexed
yeh but that was made by students. still makes me laugh the music though
ottotravel
I just about shat my pants laughing when the music kicked in.
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
When you try to leave after dinner without helping to clear the table
totalhit
Heat freaking caption +1 to you
rbudrick
As long as they're wholesome I will take three
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
oookay i currently have hispanics and caucasians on sale, 20% off. I do have to mention that they are a bit skinny, and some of them, 1/?
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
2/? DO have clamydia but those are 35% off. The blacks and asians are at the reg. price 45 bucks. We're also trying a new market with 2/?
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
Native Americans and indigenious tribe people from South America and Australia, but they ARE a bit more expensive, standing at 70 a pop
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
all my whores are 100% crack-craving and trained/forced to be wholesome and corny (mostly forced). Spirit guaranteed completely broken
doctorphilgood
In Bird Culture, that is considered a "dick move."
jobe
therealVexed
you are redeamed :)
therealVexed
holy damn I did not realise how wide spread rick and morty was until I joined imgur. every feather frikin bird post
TwoCheese
It's widespread on imgur. I don't know if that's an excellent sample group.
therealVexed
you make a good point. I dont know if imgur are the best group of people in the world. what I do know is they have love memes & moaning ;p
therealVexed
insert obligatory hating on tammy.
SonderingStrike
FuckTammy.exe
therealVexed
therealVexed
also if you have any good reaction memes for a really good yes I need them so send me them pls
jobe
GadenKerensky
#2 Delivering a broadside of fuck you.
chupacabraattack
If those were AP rounds (the heaviest) that would be 24,300 lbs (11,025 kg) of fuck you at the same time. Think about that.
FsImgur
So if I'm not in America I'm only half as fucked? Good to know.
chupacabraattack
Why in the would would anyone downvote this? It is a fact. An interesting one at that.
GadenKerensky
A whole lotta fuck you.
PinPointSnarkuracy
12 TONS of fuck you
AceWarbringer
Correction. That is an Iowa class battleship. 9 rounds of freedom delivered 27miles with an error of less than 6 feet. About 9 freedoms min.
KnifeKnut
Citation Needed
HervisDABeny
Whole lotta freedom
johnefffd
"Freedom" - Newspeak? Orwell? 1984 in 2017.... so SAD
AceWarbringer
Happiness is mandatory. Master Computer is our friend.... You are obviously a commie traitor. May your templet be wiped.
efemral
No longer part of the US navy I believe?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
All battleships have been decommissioned. Missile technology has far outstripped cannon tech for delivering ordnance.
chupacabraattack
Till rail guns!
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Railguns wont replace missiles, but are very cool and need to be man portable like in eraser
KnifeKnut
Citation Needed
AceWarbringer
Done from memory. Range was fairly accurate. 22 miles, CEP still the size of a car, about one round a min per gun for a skilled crew. Wiki
KnifeKnut
Your memory regarding accuracy may be in error. That is guided projectile territory.
definitelynotawolf
But you'd need a calm see, stationary target, and a trigonometry genius at gunner to actually make a precise shot at 27 miles
definitelynotawolf
He's correct. The reason they made the guns fire so far was because they could accurately hit targets they couldn't see based on radar alone
definitelynotawolf
I don't believe he's saying that they hit with that kind of accuracy in battle. Just that the weapons and targeting systems were so precise