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HughBee
I like MS for being so clumsy, all their competitors would use a cool car for their ads
igobeder
Can't be found on the 404 tho.
supermonke
I would run into that vehicle just to take pictures for fake internet points!
Fivemachinesinjapanese
At least it has a headphone jack
kn33deepinsolidrock
I bet it is plug and pray.
worldsGreatestDetectiveOne
The car is fine but the driver errors are what really hamper it.
BewilderedBeaver
I don't know. Win 10 seems to be really stable. You might want to start 2 hours early for work, if updates had been installed the day before
Cheruru
But does it play Skyrim?
SyeedAli
And it still has to regularly update drivers..
NotifweJammit
Windows Police be like, Pull Over!! Stop the Car!! Get out and Run around It!! Now, Get back in and start it Motherfucker!!
swisstraeng
this car can only crash once. hard to reboot a pile of metal sheets.
8tail
You should have seen the vista version!
Cabletwitch
Could be worse... if it were the Apple one, it wouldn't have any Windows.
Attwarnerm
I understand the theory behind the pun, but Microsoft makes fairly sound technology that rarely fails.
nj23dublin
Careful of thinking this is a repost, mostly it's just updates that you have no control over
comodin
actually i had not a single crash since windows 8 and office 365..
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
I have windows 10, and the only bad thing is the amount of updates. Never had a crash, and Edge is just as fast as Chrome.
MidiArbite
An update may as well be a crash.
ssriHateMyself
You need to update your security
brokendusken
Do you think the engine makes the XP loading sound webcam you start the ignition?
Churlish1
"Paint It Blue"...by The Rolling Stones
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
FYI it is a demo unit for a new line of smart police cars
T4ggl3
Really, directly from today's top of fp on Reddit
OrionRed
That's after you have to wait for an update as soon as you try to drive it.
BigOrca
Offers you no assistance and transfers you to someone else.
thomasmollerjensen5
At least it didn't cost a fortune
beerisgood1
It's the Windows police.
Noblert
Windows defender
dgg7
Just wait until it installs updates while on the freeway
BalaclavaBob
Paperclip pops up.... so, I see you're trying to run over your ex. Would you like help with that?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
no guidance necessary
SirDistic
Your honor the self driving car killed her. I'm innocent. Even technology knew she was a bitch.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
TheMARSK
usersubbordercontrol
Mr choo-choo no
TheMARSK
Mr choo-choo yes!
DinoSuarez
Wait, since when is clippy useful tho?
imatumorx9
I found the UNIX car.
BreenW
Found the Mac OS car
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
Does the Unix have no junk in the trunk
MisterLemons
It's old, it's not pretty, and it lacks the bells and whistles, but it'll still be here 20 years from now no worse off than the day one.
A911owner
My Toyota truck just died. 258,000 miles, and used primarily for towing and plowing for the last 7 years. I replaced it with another Toyota.
TemetNosce000
Shiiit. These Toyotas are still running to this day.
imatumorx9
MisterLemons
What fascinates me is companies reluctance to sell one sturdy product thinking I'll buy more crap from them if it breaks...
rpmerf
I would think it would be more like an old Chevy with a small block, carburetor, and points timing. You can do anything with basic tools.
Wr200m
If ive learned anything from David Freiburger it is that Points are kryptonite to most people!
aetherfox
Looks like crap but it gets 45 mpg
zigbigidorlu
And when something goes wrong, there's detailed manuals on how to fix everything.
imatumorx9
Carbs tend to need tinkering tho.
XanCrews
So do kernels
shhep
What the fuck you guys are talking about. Do you all use barebones arch? Every major distro looks at least as good as Win10 nowadays.
OrionRed
Challenge accepted!! Tell me which one to install on my 5-year-old laptop. I don't care about the ms license or data on teh drive.
shhep
eOS, Mint with Cinnamon, Ubuntu with unity, openSuSe with KDE or Fedora with Gnome 3. In order of preference and what I liked the most.
shhep
Most of that runs on my on-the-go Thinkpad X200, which is like 9 year old netbook at this point. eOS runs WELL and it's THE prettiest thing
shhep
also, all of those are default environments and I intentionally picked different branches off the big tree instead of Kubuntu/Xubuntu/*buntu
OrionRed
So I won't need to YAK like twenty different repositories from some college in Finland to get my touchpad to work at the same time as sound?
OrionRed
Actually, can I get Eclipse and BIRT on it?
mynewcharacter
Is it weird that my windows 10 never crashes? I haven't had a single issue in the couple years I've used it.
ChloeRed
my 10 laptop might not crash, but I've been asked 8 times since launch if I really want to keep using X program instead of MS's default..
DinoKebab
Same here. It's a super solid OS Imo.
VulpesIncendium
Yeah, but muh privacy! *posts everything to facebook, instagram, twitter, sells soul to Google and/or Apple* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
shhep
You're stupid, repeating shit you don't understand.
keebs63
Wow 2edgy4me!!!1!!1!!1
lebaux
Older Windows were so shitty, they established favorable baseline for future, stable versions. Stability should've been there from day 1.
imatumorx9
Windows generational skip is reality & Windows ME never existed. ME will suffer from the Mandela effect. ME. Shit. Half-Life 3 confirmed.
shhep
Oh it doesn't have to crash. It will force quit my shit to update Windows Media Player or whatever the fuck and there's no normal way to
shhep
disable that idiocy, unless you a) actually paid for the professional edition b) have illegal W10, as most cracks are pro versions.
shhep
I imagine it's gonna be loads of fun with 95% of laptops with preinstalled cheap Win 10.
icanbench350lbs
Never forces me to update anything after disabling automatic updates
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I'm so fucked when my microsoft toolkit isn't able to activate windows anymore because with the amount of computers my family has I'll be
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
needing like $1000 for all those windows copies