SeductiveOrangutang
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Tardigrade tax?
JackieDaytonaRealHumanBartender
TED FUCKING CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER
ButtonsAreForPushing
I think your Lovecraftian horror of a fleshlight tax is actually a hydrothermal vent worm not a adorable and still un-fuckable tardigrade.
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
#13 was literally on Barney.
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
I hate it when people find me in human form too.
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SeductiveOrangutang
http://dinoanimals.com/animals/tardigrades-indestructible-animals/
SeductiveOrangutang
Right before detailed information and measurements
pipicacaboudin
#2 my buddy is not called Brian but this looks like us
AttentionDeficitHeyLookASquirrel
#4 means penis in Dutch (snikkel), i'd rather not eat one of those thank you very much!
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
That is the only reason you wouldn't eat one of those?
giganticroboticpenguin
#50 laughs at OP's microscopic junk.
Meebers
Well this quickly devolved into things that made me pray my coworkers didn’t look over my shoulder...
EyebrowThief
13yo and I were looking at it. Got to the corn bit, covered her eyes, kept scrolling and thought I was safe with the deer. I was not.
semirelatedcomments
Im not sure snickles as that bad of an idea..
dthninja2
This post got weird toward the end...
iliketheit
#2 Looks like they both just got a "raging clue"
MobileUserGundam
You know, no matter how many times I see it, the use of "I've" in #1 always entertains me a bit.
Placentaur
Peterpiperpickedapatchofpepperedpickles
#26 took me a bit.
BlackavarLion
Ted Cruis was the killer?
Peterpiperpickedapatchofpepperedpickles
You can also say Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
AngryOtters
Good stuff friend. Thanks. /a/NM3lb
Woodhammer
Country girls make DEW*
45acp
Einstein9073
#13: banana - yellow fruit; benene - dance move following the Whip; binini - skimpy swimwear; bonono - chimpanzee; bununu - Nigerian town
twitmerican
asoftstrawberry
Bynyny's are only available in stores sometimes.
DoYouEvenWalrus
The fact that there’s more than one meme that involves an ear of corn being inside of woman is interesting
CraftNasty
I said this same thing...I am from the country and not once have I pleasured myself with an ear of corn...
Einstein9073
you sure you country?
Totono
Adding to that to-do list?
NotThatGuy2
Pretty sure last time I saw that one someone was saying its really bad, bacteria and shit and the little hairy bits getting stuck
Totono
Take it home and wash it first? Damn savages
bigtuna8282
#27 the tibia is not the strongest bone in the body
astrangehop
Is it the femur?
bigtuna8282
Yes
ICantCommitToAUserName
Yes, it is.
Ekajra
No, the tibia is not the femur.
Ekajra
Horseradish is not the femur either.
Texantioch
Am I the femur?
HoganScienceFair
Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer? #26
ALargeAgglomerationOfAtomsSuperficiallyResemblingAUser
Ted Cruz liked incest porn on twitter.
emnudge
yup
WhatTheDormouseSaid
BlackavarLion
Chuck
dovebair
As a giant Raffi fan, I'm appalled that laptopped thinks they actually came up with this.
TheManFromHere
"The vowels song"? Because "Y" isn't one.
OriginaIPoster
I LIKE TO EAT APPLES AND BUNUNUS
WhatTheDormouseSaid
I got 99 vowels and y aint one
kenta89
Apperently it can be either, depending on the word. English is wierd https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vowel
Callintryluck
I like to eat eat eat Apples and Bananas
Downvote4Love
I like to eat eat eat Epples and Benenes
LtMashumaro
I like to ate, ate, ate, aypples and baynaynays.
BringInTheJake
I thought you liked to ut, ut, ut, upples and bununus?
JMunro97
Nah he likes to ot, ot, ot, opples and bononos
BringInTheJake
Ugh, I knew that! Stupid, stupid!
balentay
SeductiveOrangutang
I used to be empty but now I'm full of anxiety, not sure if that's an improvement or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ImOldGregMotherLicker
tinycutepolypan
BrightStarFox
Finally, only reason I scrolled through the comments was to find and up vote this.
JordanRobert
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
GhengisDon
No https://www.refinery29.com/2017/08/167926/loreal-kids-shampoo-no-tears-meaning
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
SeductiveOrangutang
Maybe she’s drinking it to heal the tears in her soul??
Juggernaughtty
JWT07
#4 is giving me all kinds of anxiety o.o
TheGhostMinx
http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/30/84061954.jpg
attackofthequokka
I'll take the anxiety over the throwing up internally I'm having to deal with
bluejaymaplesyrup
I started laughing at the thought of it, then I read "Snickles" and I think I lost 2 or 3 pounds from laughing
hibsta
Dude, eat a snickles
AttentionDeficitHeyLookASquirrel
snickle means penis in Dutch slang (snikkel, is how we write it)
JWT07
Still ok with that, lol