Jul 24, 2020 4:21 AM
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blaid0
You don't swear, you don't care and I don't trust you.
elusiveg
5 years of tech support, and 2 years of ER registration. I'd say it's a bi-hourly phrase in both fields.
summerdangerdragon5772
I see you all don't spend much time in the shop with mechanics.
drduffer
In the ER that’s heard at least several times an hour.
gatharen
I cook in healthcare, swear a LOT!
DIINKELBERG
Yay... im not the (only) reason
RondomGuy
Can it be both? Working multiple departments where procedures change at random will do that to you
eldorel
Yes, it actually can be both. That's the interesting thing about "if", it's not exclusive. "IF A then B" doesn't imply "IF NOT A then NOT B"
MrCoolWhip
Can confirm.
modrob
This applies to most professions
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I feel this applies to a lot of jobs
ZatachiBell
Retail for sure.
jakesrake
If you dont work in healthcare then this is probably also true
grrlinmoon
Same with teaching
RainbowAmoeba
Healthcare Adjacent: Did this on a call not even 20 mins ago. Luckily only my team on.
TheBarmCake
Got to be careful on phrasing sometimes so need the odd acronym I like: Current User Needs Training.
unkiereamus
Or you can do it the other way around: PEBKAC...
It's a classic but doesn't quite show the feelings I have on their lack of training.
generilisk
Mine is usually muttered under my breath, but it still counts.
TheoApollo
I swear all the time in healthcare.
JDJersey
cowbellrx
Yup I train new guys in commercial HVAC install. If you say what the fuck only once. Then it was a damn good day.
coffeeandprozac
I'd like all employers should have a "break room" where you just break shit. Employees can donate their old shit to be broken.
idtapthatpinata
I’m a pharm rep and my boss was in the car with me while driving I said “WHAT THE FUCK” and he looked at me baffled that such a thing could
Come out of my mouth
PorneliusHubertII
I think that any adult that cant handle hearimg a swear word should just stay the fuck home.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Genuine question: Why? Is it dumb mistakes, or dumb patients?
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Cyberpope67
dumb rule changes not alowing you to effectively care for patients, I'd guess would lead
Longinus212
Little of column a, little of column b. Also dumb workmates.
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
I work in IT in Healthcare. I say this twice a day.
Ninjainslippers
Exactly twice? Do you just like save it up and say it really loud on your break and end of shift?
givemeyourdickpics
SAME
Zyrixion
Only twice? Are you sure you're IT?
JimmiRustler
I say this about every half hour in IT for education sector
dublet
Each one lasts 12 hours. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
INeverWaitForIt
Gotta leave room for the occasional "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"
iusedtobeagoodgirl
Thats why I love my mask.
AngryGraphicDesigner
This is almost certainly true for all jobs
HaveYouHuggedYourUndertakerToday
As a funeral director, I say "what the fuck" after every interaction.
Robtheshaman
Healthcare worker ,can confirm. I say it at least 1 an hour
Dooknugget
Same, thought I was going to get punched in the face yesterday because I stopped a guy trying to walk into my office with no mask.
Rubyredslippers33
I say this in a normal admin office setting. It's very public facing so it's mostly directed at the public, but also to my coworkers
nameunknowntoo
Nurse called a code. Walked in on her checking a pedal pulse stating the patient didn’t have a pulse. O2 in the 90s, hr and BP were fine. ?
Okay not gunna lie just left work and i read this thinking it was a work text. So thanks for the scare haha
Lol I was scared when I saw it. She was serious. And an ICU nurse.
Sometimes the smartest ppl overlook the simpliest things. Thats all ill say about that.
mirrelle
Teacher here and i think it pretty often bc swearing audibly is frowned upon.
SquirrelRave
Teachers suffer from, we wish we could say wtf.
Loadie25
It's not swearing, they are sentence enhancers!
9th part of speech: Gratuitous Intensives
blaid0
You don't swear, you don't care and I don't trust you.
elusiveg
5 years of tech support, and 2 years of ER registration. I'd say it's a bi-hourly phrase in both fields.
summerdangerdragon5772
I see you all don't spend much time in the shop with mechanics.
drduffer
In the ER that’s heard at least several times an hour.
gatharen
I cook in healthcare, swear a LOT!
DIINKELBERG
Yay... im not the (only) reason
RondomGuy
Can it be both? Working multiple departments where procedures change at random will do that to you
eldorel
Yes, it actually can be both. That's the interesting thing about "if", it's not exclusive. "IF A then B" doesn't imply "IF NOT A then NOT B"
MrCoolWhip
Can confirm.
modrob
This applies to most professions
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I feel this applies to a lot of jobs
ZatachiBell
Retail for sure.
jakesrake
If you dont work in healthcare then this is probably also true
grrlinmoon
Same with teaching
RainbowAmoeba
Healthcare Adjacent: Did this on a call not even 20 mins ago. Luckily only my team on.
TheBarmCake
Got to be careful on phrasing sometimes so need the odd acronym I like: Current User Needs Training.
unkiereamus
Or you can do it the other way around: PEBKAC...
TheBarmCake
It's a classic but doesn't quite show the feelings I have on their lack of training.
generilisk
Mine is usually muttered under my breath, but it still counts.
TheoApollo
I swear all the time in healthcare.
JDJersey
cowbellrx
Yup I train new guys in commercial HVAC install. If you say what the fuck only once. Then it was a damn good day.
coffeeandprozac
I'd like all employers should have a "break room" where you just break shit. Employees can donate their old shit to be broken.
idtapthatpinata
I’m a pharm rep and my boss was in the car with me while driving I said “WHAT THE FUCK” and he looked at me baffled that such a thing could
idtapthatpinata
Come out of my mouth
PorneliusHubertII
I think that any adult that cant handle hearimg a swear word should just stay the fuck home.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Genuine question: Why? Is it dumb mistakes, or dumb patients?
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Cyberpope67
dumb rule changes not alowing you to effectively care for patients, I'd guess would lead
Longinus212
Little of column a, little of column b. Also dumb workmates.
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
I work in IT in Healthcare. I say this twice a day.
Ninjainslippers
Exactly twice? Do you just like save it up and say it really loud on your break and end of shift?
givemeyourdickpics
SAME
Zyrixion
Only twice? Are you sure you're IT?
JimmiRustler
I say this about every half hour in IT for education sector
dublet
Each one lasts 12 hours. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
INeverWaitForIt
Gotta leave room for the occasional "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"
iusedtobeagoodgirl
Thats why I love my mask.
AngryGraphicDesigner
This is almost certainly true for all jobs
HaveYouHuggedYourUndertakerToday
As a funeral director, I say "what the fuck" after every interaction.
Robtheshaman
Healthcare worker ,can confirm. I say it at least 1 an hour
Dooknugget
Same, thought I was going to get punched in the face yesterday because I stopped a guy trying to walk into my office with no mask.
Rubyredslippers33
I say this in a normal admin office setting. It's very public facing so it's mostly directed at the public, but also to my coworkers
nameunknowntoo
Nurse called a code. Walked in on her checking a pedal pulse stating the patient didn’t have a pulse. O2 in the 90s, hr and BP were fine. ?
Robtheshaman
Okay not gunna lie just left work and i read this thinking it was a work text. So thanks for the scare haha
nameunknowntoo
Lol I was scared when I saw it. She was serious. And an ICU nurse.
Robtheshaman
Sometimes the smartest ppl overlook the simpliest things. Thats all ill say about that.
mirrelle
Teacher here and i think it pretty often bc swearing audibly is frowned upon.
SquirrelRave
Teachers suffer from, we wish we could say wtf.
Loadie25
It's not swearing, they are sentence enhancers!
Cyberpope67
9th part of speech: Gratuitous Intensives