TheFirstCurse
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What in the unholy fuck?! Does it count as necrophilia if the body is extwa cwispy and reduced to ash? Asking for a... friend.
May 13, 2017 11:09 PM
TheFirstCurse
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What in the unholy fuck?! Does it count as necrophilia if the body is extwa cwispy and reduced to ash? Asking for a... friend.
rhymeswithmay
I feel like putting glass up in there is a bad idea. Ashes or no.
kustomkirk
ExpendableTestPilot
it IS unholy fuck
abacaphiliac
SteveSteveSteve55
Ashes to ashes, bust on dust.
TheFirstCurse
I hope this comment gets the appreciation it deserves +1
UpvotingtheHotButton
GhostWife
Ew. Just... Ew.
bundleofwoodensticks
phantomgallery
dont let him see it
KentuckyFriedChildren
Since no-one else has yet...
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superdude63
I specifically came to the comments to find this.
CrimsonXking
@AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Bogart99
That's enough internet for me today...
OldMadDad
Ok, I'm known to accept some freaky shit, but this... this... THIS is too much.
Orionsdick
Vibrating glass in your vagina, what could go wrong?
oldandcreepy1
Son had this idea years ago. Was going to call it " Ashes to asses " well now I don't know what he will do.
ferniGod
Guessing your son is youngandcreepy
oldandcreepy1
You are correct in your assumption
BannedForNSFW03
Tanalei
Buran
ashes to asses
HisRoyalSighness
paperodiabolico
copingcabana
"Honey, If I die, you're fucked."
Spacebandit
ObliqueRay
You came from a vagina, you might well go back into one, that's my philosophy.
creamedLead
scottyPandTheEvilXs
A friend... who did you dig up?
TheFirstCurse
AsianEX
What about 21 grams of the devil's lettuce?
KentuckyFriedChildren
THREE MARIJUANAS
Caprin
Cremains are almost entirely comprised of the pulverized skeleton tissue that doesn't burn, meaning this is literally a boner.
KingXBailey
TheFirstCurse
You just have to say it to make it funny lol
lightmechanic
+ 1 for extwa cwispy
OldRazzIeDazzIe
BadPunsAplenty
Dat ash, though.
DCLXVI84
Oh that's good
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
damnt! tuk muh upvote
StorageB
OldMadDad
dyam son
dunmanifestin
ionlywritethings
Username checks out
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
I think I just fell in love with you
TheFirstCurse
GeneralBuzzkil
Is there a fleshlight equivalent for the dudes who arn't into ass play?
RaynWisp
If dudes aren't into ass play, I severely question their humanity.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
or i guess just fuck an urn?
babycoolredhead
Equality, people!
andstabitdead
Yeah, but it's more of a chop job
sgtcoffman
I came back to upvote you. I love you
sardonislamir
1/Friend's mom's ashes in urn. Says to mess with me,"My Mom's dead." I answer,"Mom, lube, fleshlight, & you." Necro-incest is best incest..?
sardonislamir
2/ Will cherish the look of horror on his face always as he tries not to laugh & cringes together. He'd said that too much to me. :_)
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
Easy solution here, just put it into your new lovers ass while you fuck them. Then it's like they are still there and it's a threesome.
babycoolredhead
I like your creative thinking! Way to work with what you've got.
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
Thanks! I'v been trying to find a good way to make my habitual necrophilia feel more like cuckholdry and it just came to me!
Episkopos
I don't understand. What do toy mean by, "Not into as play?"
flamingflamingo
Ass play. As in putting things in your ass.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
make a corn starch fleshlight with the ashes in it?
kiwiflavored
Leatherwork comes to mind here. But I doubt that'd be legal
totesfonilist
Nope! Chuck Testa.
lulubiscuit
Hemispheres
https://youtu.be/LJP1DphOWPs
TedRob
QuestionableLifeChoices
I swiped away, and had this comment sink in a couple seconds later.
BlueSpaceLizard
TheMightyHerring
TheMightyHerring
Awe imgur is broken you have to click on it for it to move D:
InstructionsUnclearSummonedCthulhu
AwkwardKeming
Neil has the best spit take in the business.