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Mar 10, 2017 5:00 PM
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bjaerven
the bedbugomatic 1000?
kimmycat57
A true weiner dog will start off with that...then start barking at 3am to get back up on the bed.
CaptainMaximum
that's amazing and i want it
grokpulse
How long is that white satin gonna hold up to muddy paws with claws?
Stumpyz
Cute, when he's a puppy. He's going to outgrow it fairly quickly, though.
Thewayofthebear
Not another earthquake....dog, probably
paroxysms
.nope, my dog and i must cuddle for sleeps.
KeithCheeseStar
Anne Hathaway
TrueLegateDamar
And there is a whip
demergivore
There's also a version for the pet's toy
SilentInSUB
What if someone with some weight on em slept on top. Would the dog be safe in there?
mynamesbryson
Its in the box spring, those are pretty sturdy.
lucikasky
Its a wiener hole.
RainyDays1971
Hi, my name's Will!
TeeMee123
i bet you an amount of money that the dog will sit on the top of the bed 90% of the time
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Feel like I'm one of the few who really loves my dog, but doesnt let her in bed. Is it unreasonable to not want dog hair all over my bed?
ImpulseVX
Some breeds don't drop hair as much or at all
petria
and some shed so much that it doesn't matter if they're allowed up or not, the hair will be there...
dothedu
Not at all. They're dirty. I'm also allergic so i have another reason. But I've loved my dogs. Once they're used to the rules, no big deal.
Gingergingerbobinger
I thought that was a coffin at first. With a little spot to bury your pet with you.
thisisgettingannoyingalready
I did too. And the mention of will in the title really made me nervous when I saw all that satin.
ThatOneAlienOnTheInternet
Can be a coffin with the right thinking.
PastorRonald
Is your dog's name dog? You give pupper a little alcove in your bed for sleeping purposes but don't imprint his/her name on a bowl....?
meztek
No his name is Pet it says so right there on his bed.
Denturedog
D O G
Denturedog
Or deogee
manslut
DOG. Pet.
hardytardigrade
No, it's Will. Read the title!
PastorRonald
Nicely done.
byrdman32
The alcove also says "Pet" I don't think they really care to much about customization for pets. Every dog was probably named Dog.
FemilyMay
I had a fish named sushi
DeadHamster
To be fair if I ever had a dog I would definitely call it "Dog".
shorticia
I had a dog named d.o.g. say each letter. Deogee.
cesairforgeroflightning
My guess is that this is in a hotel. Just based on how that room looks...
niloc132
I once knew a dog named Delta. Delta Oscar Golf. She had her initials on her bowl.
justanotheruserhidingout
That's brilliant
niloc132
I once knew a dog named Delta. Delta Oscar Golf. She had her initials on her bowl.
MsDavidAttenborough
I once met a dog named Deeohgee. Like spelling out d o g.
meanerasers
Hey me too!
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
I once owned a dog named Diohgee!
Mylovelyladylumps
And his little cubby hole says "pet". How original!!
xXGemDragonXx
I thought it said pee, must be my awful glasses that need to be foxed.
xXGemDragonXx
*fixed, stupid autocorrect. But it's a good pun
Mylovelyladylumps
CrimsonXking
xXGemDragonXx
Omg xD
ImNotReallyADoctor
Maybe the dog's name is "Pet" and has its name on the alcove and not actually the bowl.
PastorRonald
Didn't see the word "pet" embroidered on the alcove. This is all too bizarre, i'm starting to doubt if that's even a real dog in tha picture
ImNotReallyADoctor
Maybe one of these?
CoolAndy87
Sexless bed starter kit.
theshoeminator
That's an old people bed
MermaidLeggings
You can totally fuck in that bed, you'll just end up with a confused pupper
ohmoira
My cat likes to watch
kelevrah
...butt only when you are doin doggy style
Deathfrombelow
Mine too. It's weird.
GreenPoops
Some fuzzy balls to swat at
fuzzywuzzywasabear
Please stop swatting my balls
valen00
You have 2 beds, a nice memory foam one with comfy sheets for sleeping on. And a bouncy as fuck one with cheap sheets for fucking
TurtleOnTheRocks
Nice sheets on the sex one....Bad sheets are more likely to lead to rugburn
valen00
(rubber sheets don't give rug burn... there are other problems to be sure)
TurtleOnTheRocks
Rubber sheets?? I'm (happily) unaware of what those are, are they for bed wetting/useful for squirters? They sound terrible
valen00
well, lets just say if you're sleeping on them you're doing it wrong