MRW I’m taking a shit at work & someone walks in the bathroom, coughs a few times & mutters “Jesus Christ”.

Apr 3, 2018 11:35 PM

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Burritos are a hell of a drug.

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 4

What was even MORE like drugs were the drugs...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this, when I walk back into the bathroom after taking a shit.

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v

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Plot twist: it was a single occupancy bathroom

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I walk into a bathroom like that I walk right out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burritos? Nothing. It's when I have a bit of the bug and my colon's doing what it can to purge that shit is when I break Geneva Convention

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me it's not so much the smell as the knowledge that the particles that are making that smell are going inside me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You must have visited my office today...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was taking a shit at work while reading this, laughed harder than intended which caused for full payload release. Stallmate laughed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a teacher, one of my students walked in and said, “damn smells like someone ripped ass in here.” It was me hahah

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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That's fine. Just don't piss all over EVERYTHING please.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was YOU?! Jesus Christ...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hot snakes and bubble gut!"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That’s exactly what my wife does every time the “dog” farts.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

She takes a shit at work? That must be inconvenient if she doesn't work from home.

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It's called a courtesy flush ya filthy animal.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

THANKYOU.gif

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make sure they cant identify your shoes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Win

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yell to them to thank Mary

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My step-bro and I both have shits that make people swear ten minutes after we left. I am worried we will be kidnapped to harness our power.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take a shit together and tear a hole in the space time continuum

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not all heroes wear capes. Well done, Champ!

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That’s the one

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If you walk into the RR and their is a pooper say "Player two has now entered"!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once I walked into the bathroom and heard the guy in the stall strain and say "Jesus Christ"

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

RIP that guy.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ouch. The arse-lava-cough. Pass the barrier cream.

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I wish this gif was slightly longer, on both ends v

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Aubrey Plaza's creepy gaze is one the natural wonders of the world

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

She was a legend in legion.

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She's one of the reasons why I loved Scott Pilgrim.

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