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bnhaas
#19 savage
FallingInInv3rt
#9 Im crying XD
papababoo
these are actually lol funny. more!
ImhotepofDjoser
Can someone explain number 2? I don't get it
SederHishtalshelus
Mens*
theluckyking
Half these people are still out of my league...
TheSpottedZebra
On a scale of 1-your nipples... fucking lost it for like 2 minutes.
garystjohn
I hate to pick one because they were all so hilarious but the first one has my vote.
mricowboy
#21 lot lizard
WeldingMyLifeAway2
Friends of the road
Gandalfsuglybrother
Definitely. But Queen of the lot lizards, so that whole big fish in a small pond thing.
thedarkcanuck
Ain't no lot lizards out there remotely that hot
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you.
sigruun
I'm a-frothin' and a-foamin', and I got desire in my heart...
theyallfloatdownhere
What do you call a lot lizard with a mattress on her back?
theyallfloatdownhere
An owner operator
ExplodingRobotColon
#12
srsfaceI8C
That's the best roast I've seen in awhile. Actually got me to chuckle.
12GaPoopRockets
Every r/roastme dump I see: oh you're an attractive girl? Yup definitely a whore.
Debbywithawhy
best one-"You literally look like a thumb with teeth drawn on it"
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
Fucking brutal! Pc principal!!
WellThatsOriginal
#7 oh my!
JesusIsntWhite
#13 squint
Kittten
All the female one's are about the same.. couple actually ok
breakingcode
#6 it's the one on the right, just so you know.
noneyobusisness
Misscarriage
thepaan
#2 = Jane Lynch: The Wonder Years
lawzy4
Woah... went to highschool with the girls in 18 haha
akalien
#18 ahem
SpartanTimmy
Exactly...
FlyingSpaghettiAngelWhoLostHisWings
#13 "Are you aware that your "friend" there on the left masturbates to your Facebook photos ?"
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
To be fair, any semi attractive female, on or off Facebook, has likely been an inspiration for her male friend's at some point in her life.
RedPeggy
Is this true?
fr1080f
letsbakesomecookiesfortheboys
I always hope so.
norame
#10 omg
TheKerfuffle
https://m.popkey.co/616e4a/VoOGV.gif
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Good thing Elves don't live very long.. oh wait..
CoolGuyCoolDude
That one was hilarious
passbuspass
that one was my favorite
BuffmeUp
#21 Deep into unknown Cleave
Hungrypiemonger
http://imgur.com/37nKpWA
FergusonMichaelJordanBishop
#20 fucking classic
judgejudyismyspiritanimal
Trailer moon.
0xFFF1
#1 You could make a religion out of this
SplashesinPuddles
no, don't
Zerotix3333
Please don't
RMaybeth
for those who might not know what a "Rumspringa" is, its when 16 year old Amish people live for a summer as a regular American to try it.
RedPeggy
I didn't know the word for it - but after I scrolled back up to peep the roastee for a clue, I immediately understood.
AssistedLivingDracula
Thanks for saving me the Google search.
Sully280
I laughed too hard and felt too bad at #25
kah929
Fucking PC bro was the best damn thing that could have been said.
CanOnlySayYes
What does this mean? Asking for a friend
Raxzx
Politically correct.
Keronin
If you watch the most recent couple of seasons of South Park, there's a character named PC Principal who kinda looks like this guy.
kah929
Not being a dick, but it's more than kinda. The dude looks practically identical!
GalacticSpaceLemon
The rabbits bit was the best by far!
plplokokplok
Can you explain... for my friend of course.
GalacticSpaceLemon
It was a refference to Lenny from the book "Of Mice And Men". Basically, they were saying the guy literally looks like he is retarded.