GarlickyDragon
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Nov 25, 2019 6:37 PM
GarlickyDragon
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eathotdog
I used to laugh at well constructed jokes, now I spend 30 seconds laughing like a moron at handalf
ElicitPikachuSex
Can someone explain the music one to me?
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Oh Florida, how we love you so +1
PontiacDude
I like to freeze my severed hands as well
PJVeddersGirl
That hurricane one is a really handy tip +1 (did a dirty snot when I saw it)
Sirtopumhat
I'm concerned that the freezer hand has gone over. Looks spotty. I double-freezer bag for freshness.
luke829
A friday meme at me on a Monday? You're lucky it's a short week.....
pokebug666
#1 It's called Great Cleave.
Lemmysir
Germany didn't start the first world war
TheInkonMymind
some argue that it wasn't a german who started WWII ether but here we are
iamdanman
It’s the one who can’t speel
daenih71
+1 for the hand in the freezer
ACompletelyDifferentRobot
It's a handy snack!
osnabb
cbjfan
iRateYourDick
Idk why that baseball player with the veiny arms amd glasses turns me on but yesss please. Are buff dudes with glasses hot af? Times change
CanGetIn
*dripping coffee from every limb* The dark roast is a pathway to work schedules some would consider...unnatural
exlurker42
Caffeine can burn off during the roast, all other things held equal a light roast will be stronger.
ProphetOfTheOldOnes
... is it possible to earn more per hour?
CanGetIn
Not for the day shift.
kutku
Not for a barista.
VeraTheWraith
That last one. In our case it's "everyone is expected to follow official policy" until management doesn't want to so now your name is >>
VeraTheWraith
>> attached to something that's all fucked up and when it comes 'round and bites the company in the ass it's you, not them.
Castoru
That vegan one was Texas, not Florida.
HoneNathan
drdrmn
That last one is so true it hurts
RawChristianPotatoe
That book was used to hold doors open in the army and only opened to fuck over recruits. Contaimed stuff like: after reaching more than 1/2
RawChristianPotatoe
1.2m of waterdepth the soldier must start swimming.
TheUseriestName
I spend time writing the fuckin manuals so it's all documented and the shitbirds flounce in like they know everything already. They do not.
trigonman3
"I'm following your article but it's not working." "You started halfway down the page and skipped important steps." "Oh." over and over
TheUseriestName
Are... are you me? Because if I get this one more time I'm going to beat a motherfucker with the best practice guide they never opened.
Dreigiau
I've seen 2 kinds of environment - one where the manual is left behind because they don't want to bother to read it, and one where 1/2
Dreigiau
2/2 it's because people read it, learned the *why*, & do almost what the manual says but with benefit of experience (fix what doesn't work)
STINKPICKEL
Taught at a major IT company tech ed center, we lived by, RTFM, aka Read The Fucking Manuals.
OopsPoops
I teach IT. My job boils down to reading the manuals and relaying the information with jokes interspersed.
TheElectronicsFella
As someone who has written some instructions, sometimes I wonder how little people follow them.
plplokokplok
No need to wonder: they don't. Except that one tight-ass middle manager that wants to do everything "by the book".
TheElectronicsFella
I'd like to think you're wrong because it's for assembling saftey devices of sorts, but you're probably right.
clandevort
Probably in the same way as big people do
FierceAndAdorable
How did you get sent to Leavenworth? Disregarded the TO
exlurker42
a few weeks later: "Hey the flux capacitor broke, what is this crap?!?" "Did you follow the manual?" "......"
AnonOmis1000
I'm having that issue at work with safety.
Hornswallow
They last one killed me
invaderkong
I'm really not getting the musical notes one.
joebuck123
Don't feel alone, I'm sure there a lot of us.
ChopinsLostLeftHand
And mom saying you have them at home but instead you get great value nacho flavoured corn chips. (2/2).
trigonman3
Your comment numbering is weird. (3/3)
invaderkong
Thanks! I thought it might be that but wasn't sure if it was some kind of musical pun I was missing.
monkeyjojo629
Were you ever able to manage to pat triplet and quarter notes at the same time.
TwoCheese
Nah I can’t figure that one out
goinghamm
The 2nd rhythm is a common way to play triplets wrong. These are called “drag triplets” and essentially sound uneven. However most
goinghamm
Musicians starting out have a hard time playing even triplets so they play drag triplets until they can
Necrocol
As a Band and Choir director thank you. They are not the same!
invaderkong
Thanks! It's been awhile since I've really read music so I could tell it was similar but wasn't sure if it was more then the rhythm was off.
33WhiskeyTX
I call that the Sean Mendes beat.
ChopinsLostLeftHand
The half note triplets are essentially played at nearly the same rhythm as the last phrase. It’s the equivalent of asking for Doritos (1/1).
Ryann85
they are close but not the same rhythm... I didn’t like this meme.
rsheezy21842
Yeah that's sort of the point of the meme :)
Ryann85
Lol. True. I guess it just irritated me cause I had to think about it lol
rsheezy21842
If it makes you feel any better I had to come to the comments to understand it! Am music dum