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jaywalk986
I really hope the lube is going into the hand sanitizer bottle.....
SlySpiderBro
One big dump that came from assholes
ionlywishiwereasgoodas
My vote is for the mustard cupcakes that is the worst thing on this list
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
#1 An exam? You're pulling that shit on a fucking exam? That goes way beyond a prank.
tpgreyknight
skydoosher89
That mayonnaise is the donuts is the worst one
Vytamink
The mirror on the stairs would be funny for exactly one person and then you'd just be cleaning broken glass after
WehWehWeh
As a person with a nut allergy, if you do #8 I will end you. Once I'm finished vomiting.
WerewolfSmile
You're the one with the allergy, it's your responsibility to cater to it - not the world around you. At least your name is accurate...
teleka554
Don't mix in the reeses pieces. Allergies, man
Imnotdave
Lol Nob Hill.
youonlyhaveonelegsir
I thought I was the only one who saw it!
mbrewer
Not just upvoted, but favourited as well!
sniffablesmhrimp
Good for you linda!!
Beholdmybarrenfieldoffuks
Hell has a special place for all these people except the person who mixed the candies. That person just made life more interesting.
kiwiswede
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Merisiel
Depending on which way the substitution on #7 went...
BassCowboy
Calories
Awex125
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BushmanShadrak
Is it just me that still wants to eat the red lollipop?
ImgurBannedMeWtf
Before leaving an internship I swapped the sugar w/salt. They've tossed the coffee maker & had the water tested. They STILL have no idea.
prairiedoggin
Bravo.
DanaAnnBee
I thought the "load more images" was going to be a trick.
MyFatBaby
#7 do you put the lube into the sanitizer bottle or the sanitizer into the lube container?
Merisiel
Why not both?
Nk4512
You add nair or nail polish remover to the lube bottle
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
yes
wherearetheavos
I'm hoping it was lube into the sanitizer dispenser :/
RedBaroness
Ugh, it's so bad either way.
Flowtotheflo
The mixed bowl of sweets sounds perfect, I would have thanked them
rshini
FUCK the fake money. The After-church brunch ladies here would leave jesus tracts in the guise of money in lieu of an actual tip.
FierceAndAdorable
Save those up, find out which church they go to, and put it in their collection basket, or send to their finance committee.
IFoldlyGo
Use those for their change.
butcherfan0301
When i did security i saw someone give one of these to a homeless guy. Guy almost got his ass kicked and would have deserved it too
AnotherFrenchWaiter
I once was fooled in Berlin, bastards had thrown fake twenties all over the streets. Pretty sure someone missed a real one that day though
rshini
sounds like a brawl waiting to happen throwing money like that, real or fake.
Rocktrash
Never screw with the people that handle your food.
Kizsurian
Hubby once got tipped a pocket bible. The lady who gave it to him said it was her favorite version, and it was just awful. We're agnostic.
tibicendiscordia
YES! I got one that looked like a 20, and when I opened it it said, "Disappointed? So is Jesus"
Tuffymon
Found one once, and gave it to my boss. He placed it on the floor to tempt another, eventually someone noticed, and ran off thinking + $100.
AgoutiCutie
It might be vanilla frosting mixed with mustard. You can see the foil lined top of a frosting can on the left. Or it was just dyed yellow...
zucchino
That is messed up.
rshini
I just thought of one step more fucked up: Someone handing these to homeless people.
TylerTheAnarchist
Some guy was passing those out last December. I told him thank you and happy hanukkah. He gave me a dirty look.
DanGessnercomedy
Feralkyn
"Jesus tracts"?
littledinosaurs
People come into my bookstore and slide these into dozens of books. Every Sunday is a nightmare.
PotSkillgrim
This is also a method used to basically "mug" people of their vehicle. They get in, start car, see money, get out, get mugged.
rshini
how many people get in before noticing? Generally people notice things on wipers first, in fear it's a parking ticket
PotSkillgrim
I'm sure it didn't always work. Catch me on an off day I'd drive home on 3 wheels and not notice
Thelordofthethings
As part of a church that likes to eat out often, we always tip 20% or above.
rshini
You good people, too often in mine (and other service people) experience, church groups as average ended up being stingy and rude.
MmmChuntPls
Good. I live in Alabama and the Holiness crowd is atrocious. Their kids destroy the place and leave like 4$ for a crowd of 30.
paigeagainstthemachine
Fuck that. Equivalent to going to their Sunday service and dropping it in the tithe collection thingy they pass around.
rshini
I feel like if a church is advocating this (and it's not one nutjob parishioner), that is the exact way to handle it.
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
The actual proper response
sodaisdelicious
I got one of those once. Just the thought of what you suggested makes me feel better! Thank you!
Bigcurly2000
I don't get this, isn't this just going to piss you off? How is that affective?!
dubone99
Spreading the good news of bitterness and disappointment.
roopawtattoo
Hahaha you expect Christians to behave in a logical fashion
DJMelloBeatz
"I give 10% to god why would I give you 20?!" -actual receipt note. Those ppl are out there but there are also great, nice Sunday regulars
Tanishh
It doesn't even fucking make sense. You give 10% of everything you make to God. The tip is 20% of THAT MEAL'S PRICE. Not 20% of your income.
DJMelloBeatz
I know it sucks
rshini
what's fucked up iirc, the waitress got fired for posting it online
DJMelloBeatz
Yeah there's some strict restaurants out there. I've seen girls get fired after posting encouraging notes, too.
RobbieSchut
#2 was... MIMD blowing
TheLastSpaceman
For #7, I can't figure out which is worse
CapCap
Not sure I see the issue with the M&M's, Skittles and Reece's Pieces. That's the opposite of a problem.
GH05TY
On one hand, I can see how the drastic difference in textures could be offputting. On the other hand, I prefer mixing all my candies...
OSCgal
The Skittles would annoy me, but the Reece's & M&Ms would be a nice mix.
windragon
just grab a handful and take them one by one
frjackhackett
must be a prank on the one guy in the office with a peanut allergy, otherwise i can't see any humour in it
zoomtothemoon
Yeah, that's not a prank. Allergies are not something to mess around with.
frjackhackett
probably not for an attempted murder/manslaughter by negligence, that wouldn't be so funny
mycatToastwasafatasshole
It would taste a bit like a nutella pb&j, I
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I'd think.
TheQueenofLakeIlmen
I don't get it?
IFoldlyGo
Ever bite down hard on an M&M or Reese? Now try biting down just as hard on a Skittle. Ouch.
dpidcoe
They all look the same but the taste is hugely different between them. If you popped a few in your mouth at the same time it'd taste weird.
LurkerOfDarkness
They look the same from a distance, but not really close up though.
TheSimpleImgurian
Protip: most university projectors have a universal remote code. Look up model number, get the code, have a good excuse when you get caught
idpassr
Get a tablet with an IR transmitter and an Android 'remote' app.
clholl10
so what might one use as a good excuse when caught?
echonite
Don't get cought, scrub.
tantricpooper
AlkeneThiol
As a Jew who is pooping. I tantrically did this
ohlongdongjohnson
"say it wasn't you" -Shaggy
SarcasticSebastian
yo shit, is this song making a comeback or something. My high school football team blasts this whenever we win a game
FightMeMrTusk
Aaaalllriiight
clholl10
Professor came in and caught me red handed
relevanceisirrelevant
Fucking with the pro-jec-tor
FightMeMrTusk
Im not following... please explain?
BuffyFan1900
This is totally unrelated to the post.
wtwvi
This is the "how to humble my children" guide
moridin023
AKA How people develop trust issues
skeletonguy
The mustard icing is bullshit. Have you never smelled yellow mustard?
ThingsWithinThings
And once the first person eats one and makes a face/noise, the rest will put their cupcake down and not eat them.
pandasmakemehappy
I bet they taste delicious but then I put ketchup on tuna so.....
Notaninterestingusername
The color is wrong. It is icing on those, not mustard
ViktorKovacs
and I've never seen some generic yellow mustard have that sort of consistency
Acentius
Are you implying that there's mustard a color other than yellow?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
He means plain yellow mustard. Dijon is a lighter shade of yellow.
skeletonguy
Read the bottle. Then google "mustard" and see how many come up that don't explicitly say "yellow mustard" on the bottle. Variety, dude.
skeletonguy
You might also google "brown mustard".
Cheomesh
That was my first thought. Though, I guess it's a visual gag - get their hopes up until they actually get close.
fdtudkfjdhkfd
That'd be a bomb idea if the muffins were cornbread w/mixed in hot dog slices, dunk em in a fryer quick, top off with mustard and ketchup..
ColonelCasual
I'd eat that.
theallpowerfulchode
Screamed the stable boy.
myrealnameisginger
Mustard wouldn't have a peak like the one in the middle. That's definitely icing. They prob realized it looked like mustard and took a pic.
Thesinlesssinner
I hate mustard, it made me gag, but I agree, you could totally smell it.
ColonelCasual
I have a very poor sense of smell, I didn't even know that mustard had an odor.
myrealnameisginger
If you can't smell yellow mustard, your sense of smell is less than "poor" lol that's like a blind person saying their vision is poor.
namelessfish
Would you like a cupcake?
ColonelCasual
I'd love one!
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Are you fucking kidding me? Mustard will clear out your damn nasal passages
ColonelCasual
For real? This is going to bother me now.
Raenon
Honestly, if your sense of smell is that bad... see a doctor. It *can* be a symptom of life changing bad shit, or be nothing at all.
ColonelCasual
It's a result of malformed sinuses and a life time of sinus and ear infections. Particularly during early childhood.
coflounder
It'd work if you freeze em
TheLateNightImgurTimes
What are you taking about? It says plain toothpaste
sealmeal
Who actually takes the time to smell the cupcake. I see cupcake and suddenly its gone.. Then I'm left empty wanting more.
skeletonguy
You're missing my point. Yellow mustard has such a strong odor, you wouldn't have to "stop and smell". It'd be obvious with the open box.
myrealnameisginger
I made a honey mustard salad dressing this weekend and I can smell my husbands empty bowl on the counter all the way in the next room.
myrealnameisginger
You'd smell it. That stuff is strong. I think they realized it looked like mustard after the fact.
sealmeal
I feel like you all underestimate the power of cupcakes....
myrealnameisginger
Lol perhaps. I'm gonna have to make some cupcakes now. Minus the mustard.
prufock
Skittles, Reeses, and M&Ms in one bowl? That sounds delicious! Who would object to that... other than people with peanut allergies, I guess.
RunAlongNothingToSeeHere
Imagine eating a shit ton of them all together. Not too delicious, is it Gordon Ramsey? ????
celestedrake
It sounds good to me, but even if it is: expecting one thing and getting another does not prepare your taste buds.
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
I would just grab a huge handful and sort them at my desk - free candy
CheeseANDpineapple
That's the way to do it!
scottishwhisky
Me too. I eat them individually anyway.
emuthegreen
As a person with allergies I don't take shit if I can't read the label. Most adults with life threatening allergies are the same
sealmeal
You know what... you go ahead and try it. learn what a painful death tastes like
infidel
I always figured I would choose when to die by eating an awesome cake made with peanuts or nuts of some kind. Not by eating fuckin m&ms
prufock
Challenge accepted!
Darkivan64
Update required, system lock on prufock.
johnvictor
Except it'd be easy to sort them out. The shape of skittles and the other two are different.
KrazyKatLadyStarterKit
You'd think so...until you miss that one Skittle in your handful of M&Ms.
sealmeal
Real Life!
MedicFifty
Taste the rainbow, die by the rainbow.
gmdave
In that bowl the skittles are the only ones that don't contain peanuts though :)
Flyndaran
I've eaten enough moldy food to identify fungal color by taste, but what you just wrote made me gag a little.
Silvermane
Unless you're the type of person to just put a handful in your mouth all at the same time. Now that would be disgusting.
PhoenixQueenAzula
ICanNeverStickWithAUserName
or people like my boss for example who is allergic to chocolate.
MawreeeN
Is he a dog? Didn't even know humans could be allergic to chocolate hahaha
Bigwags13
Someone at work did this for April Fools. Thanks Imgur for the heads up! I still took a handful, taste terrible!
MyBigMouth
If someone put mayo in my donut, they'd be handed a nap in no time
Flyndaran
But what if they put mayo in their donuts and offered you one? Then it's more caveat emptor.
sealmeal
I fucking love nap time!
Asrodrig
Internet tough guy is tough
MyBigMouth
Nope, just pointing out that Satan's manfat has no place in the food chain
PolarHailStorm
My personal gripe is you don't play pranks or joke with food/drink. It makes me sound like a bitch, but some winters were hard growing up.
rshini
Yeah, way too easy to get someone sick
dpidcoe
Yeah, I don't like messing with food. Way too easy to have unintended consequences (e.g. unknown allergy or dietary requirements).
ImGladWeHadThisChat
So the cupcakes infused with bacon grease I have to the local vegan mosque were not okay?
dpidcoe
Probably. Though due to a technicality, I'm pretty sure substituting cyanide is permissible if they also hold crossfit vaping competitions.
Flyndaran
I've got lots of dietary restrictions. Guess what? I don't randomly shove unknown objects in my mouth.
PolarHailStorm
No one shoves unknown objects in their mouth. The issue comes when you take a bite of food you think is safe and it's been tampered with.
ZombiesAreOkay
For #1, I would have mucked up the pattern on each one just once, to really make them wonder.
Thedailywumbo
MaxGuy
*last 5 questions where 'b'* ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKED IS WRONG
ThreeBagels
Or choose the letter next to the correct answer.
Tomnician
THAT WOULD BE SO FED UP if they did it just long enough to make kids like me think there was a trend and then change the entire pattern
TotallyNotYourTeacher
Exactly what I did when I did this. (It was just a practice test though, so I wasn't sacrificed to Bullshitticus.
charlierunkle
When I know I fucked up I just go ACDC or ABBA the whole time
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
I always noticed the ACBDAB pattern, just with varying offsets.
MrUnderscoreCool
The answer key for my last history test this year was 5 C's followed by zig-zag. The form B was all A except a couple.
TheBreadlord
The easiest question right at the start too.
ImmortalSquid
I was generally confident enough in my answers that patterns never made me doubt myself, I don't know why they throw people off so much?
biolologist
I doubt you ever had a test with an answer form quite like that though.
dpidcoe
I would have second guessed myself initially, but I'd keep going and eventually be sure of enough answers to realize what was up.
metzershmit
I would repeat the patern a couple of times, and then I would never use the patter dor the rest of the test so all the answers are wrong 1/2
metzershmit
For those that are too lazy to read the question and choose their answer after looking it over
CaptainAsshat
Honestly, after 1-2 rows of that I would've figured it out and looked at those answers primarily. Switch it up or be disappointed.
Karilyn
I remember one time a teacher actually did exactly that. Luckily for me it was the one question who's answer I was most confident on.
ticktockbent
Change the pattern entirely (to a new pattern) at question 25 and again at question 56 to mess with smartass who thinks he knows the pattern
Butidontevenbelieveinjebus
Put in the instructions that the last question is the only one that matters, make that answer off pattern
abcdefghijkELEMENOHPEE
hahahaahha because we students can always get a perf score and will 100% pick up on these things..
ZombiesAreOkay
I would imagine everyone that isn't you could get enough to recognize the pattern
melodramaticbat
I once got 100% on one of those. Fairly sure it was accidental but eh
AuntSharron
Had a TA for an instructor in a bio 101 that made answers all C, I picked up the pattern by question 10 and got 100% on 100 question midterm
abcdefghijkELEMENOHPEE
CG on that! ! A lot of my exams are handwritten these days, but I never paid attention to scantron patterns when I had MC ones, so whatevz
redredgreengreen
I would change up a really obvious one.
biologyofmusic
Yeah... My parents told me of a professor they had where he'd make a t/f test with 99 true and 1 false or vice versa
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
Find the question you know is wrong, answer it, skip to a random question, if it is true, answer a third, if false find a correct. Then fill
biologyofmusic
True, but what happens when you start to second-guess yourself?? Let the mind games ensue!
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
Find the easiest questions or ones that you know for sure
Stensticles
That's why you make it a filling and put real icing on top
FitzDubious
As a Brit....wtf #1 what is that? THATS how you guys take exams?
jzipkin1812
It's stupid. You're not allowed to write on the paper. At all. You just have to write on the answer page ???? and use SCRATCH PAPER!!!
Lactro
Only some exams but yea those are the the answer sheets for multiple choice. Many are setup for computers to scan and grade.
causality
I'm a little surprised there's no rule stating that multiple-choice answers must be fully randomized.
SexyStarfish
What does fully randomized mean?
shelbabers
In my instructional design class (how to make the lessons and assessments fit together) this was a no-no but to each their own. 1/2
shelbabers
I'm sure that at least one kid still failed the test, because they didn't know enough answers to see the pattern.
SonicTheEdgehogg
there is a 1/3000 chance of this happening in this case just like there is a 1/3000 chance of any number combination occurring :/
SonicTheEdgehogg
and yes i did count them, 1/3000 is correct for one whole form.
TwoBallsOnePenis
No hate, just *really* curious how you got to that number. What calcs and numbers did you use?
SonicTheEdgehogg
i actually don't know how i got that number...i must have been really tired
wa27
Dude, no it's not. 5^50 is 8.88e+34. Practically no chance.
causality
Sonic apparently failed high school math.
Cereaza
Want an even more fun challenge? Find out how he got 1 in 3000 from 50 questions and 4 or 5 possible answers for each.
preaction
Calm down, Satan.
dangerousDoc
One of my professors did that once. You should have seen the looks on some peoples faces.
tuxedobob
In high school I had a physics exam where 92% of the answers were A, on accident. I got 94%.
Katalliaan
How do you accidentally set up an exam where almost all of the answers are the same choice? Did the teacher not proofread it or something?
tuxedobob
I think so.
BoringNormalGuy
Right, I'd have figured out these patterns easily especially form B. You'd have to throw in the occasional A. to keep me guessing.
baconman87
My math teacher once said the randomizer spit out all bs but one a at like question 13 and every student was like wtf
Whatupguyshowisitgoing
My history class all got A's because the teacher made a pattern and everyone figured it out and told eachother
kraeftig
I mean... you could just always do the answers and ignore any pattern? A right answer is a right answer....
AlkeneThiol
You've only had easy multiple choice tests in your life I see
ikindafail
If you don't know though, free point.
tomyironmane
But see, you thought of that, which means you're already guessing.
BoringNormalGuy
Not really, If I saw the pattern occurring the first thing I would do is read the question and then look at answer B.
BoringNormalGuy
If B seemed reasonable, I would never read the other answers.
tomyironmane
... the wrong answers were usually generated by a careful study of the most frequent mistakes caused by carelessness and inattention.
tomyironmane
You never had a bastard chemistry professor from hell. He liked to make sure ALL the answers seem reasonable. But only one was right.
ColonelCasual
I had a teacher who would make matching questions, 5 answers to 5 questions. Sometimes the right answer was to leave a question blank.
BoringNormalGuy
If there is anything Public School taught me, it's how to take a multiple choice test.