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For $5, this shelter will write the names of people you hate in the litter box
https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/top/
Amtobias
I had to drive through Ohio once. I swear that the second I crossed the state line the saturation of the world dropped a little.
TomBrokaw
I need that shelter name
kutkospare42
#25 they're not wrong
Ozhound
Bosnian's can go to Neum to swim. Neum Beach looks quiet nice.
Gjad95
#27 Name of the shelter tho?
Doonesman
#29 Asked. Editor decided to answer "no".
melindarae
#8 Eng v Ger football match where Eng is down several goals ... Eng fans start a chant, "If you won the war stand up." Holy shit.
HeywouldJablowme
She wasn't divorcing Tom, she was divorcing Scientology. I'm sure they all dance like that.
martineb72
#13 It is 26.2 miles because the English Queen in 1908 wanted it to start at Windsor Castle and end in the Olympic stadium.
Targe0
That makes the dunk on him worse. Now they are running further then him and still living.
Marine0311
Pheidippedes had also run close to 300 miles in the previous four days before the Marathon run.
littlecoatfatguy
You can actually see Nicole Kidman screaming "Fuck off, Xenu!"
GravesDigger1
Katie Holmes presumably saw this photo and still rolled the dice. Big oof.
oifaen
Then she flies away with her giant earlobes
BigPPMothBF
found tom's burner...
Targe0
There was no reason nor need for you to post that.
CameForNatalieDormer
Maybe they're trying to start an improv-style story following 2001 Nicole Kidman. You gotta "Yes, and?" this shit, bro.
Ahroo
Why would I pay 5 dollars to put my name in a litter box
Bloodcrusade
The hell did we do? ????
DasSpasseste
You know what we did!
IDontGiveAMousesDonkey
#22 is this in America?
ReginaKasteen
Scotland. Took one look at the amount of deep frying and just noped out.
FlissFloss86Gaming
#11 the worst is worst is the insulting battle cry. "Nyuk nyuk nyuk"
emjay9010
The worst is worst is worst is the insulting battle cry. Nyuk nyuk nyuk. ?
FlissFloss86Gaming
Son of a..........(son of a....)
crazyspelling
#5 $5 says they skipped a guest lecturer's presentation and embarrassed their professor, so he's given them a quiz.
Targe0
I think its more they stole test answers got caught but don't know they got caught.
crazyspelling
Oooooh also a good option.
AgainstMethod
#11 That cop probably has less than a year's training.
xantous4201
#1 That's why you don't piss off a Sea Sorceress or Storm from the X-men in a messy divorce
Lostonline
Croatia gave BiH sea access, its south at the city of Neum
bdog123455
#2 and owl* do it again, tyvm
besttom
#25 From New Jersey, can confirm.
cmbuckley
*32,920 non-Marks.
Richkonfusion
glad i checked the comments before posting myself.
ButtersTheCat
#22 American.
osmium7six
Eye gouging is military training sucka'. Tickle that brain!
Targe0
In a fight to the death everything is on the table because you're a fool if you leave anything on it.
dwilson0725
#9 Should smell vaguely of farm and religious judgement.
LordNergal
https://www.simplenature.net/candles/ohio You can send them feedback on it.
Arenlor
#6 She also complained about children playing: https://todaysdailyblessing.com/vegan-sues-neighbor-after-smelling-meat/
Piornet
The anti vegan circle jerk is so fucking tired and overplayed. Let people eat what they want and stop being a cunt.
b01000100
Piornet has been removed from the group
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I have to say I’ve either never met a vegan or never met one who has said anything about it.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I have met several vegetarians that were a little weird though. They didn’t care if I ate meat but wouldn’t use clean utensils if they’d >
ILovedUnicornsFirst
>been used to cook meat in the past.
AreYouABadPerson
The circlejerk as you put it is in response to the stereotypes of vegans never shutting the fuck up about being vegan, in short.
Piornet
Which is absolute bullshit and it's tired
AreYouABadPerson
The stereotype is amusing at times, and sometimes proves itself true, but I've never felt the need to care as long as they don't feel the
AreYouABadPerson
need to preach at me. I don't give a fuck one way or another unless they decide to be irritating about it.
Spudd86
Ah so suing your neighbour for doing a perfectly reasonable back yard activity is just fine?
Buretsu
I think this about the OTHER anti-vegan meme in this collection.
LetMeSeeMyKids
#30 fack Yu, in particular.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
MCNewYorkLives
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
emjay9010
Do you know where his mom's mouth has been?
itsthevoiceman
Ew
Targe0
No but I know Yu do.
Darthsnuggle
I kiss YOUR mother with that mouth... Im sorry that was uncalled for.
attofreak
wouldn't Yu like to know
Targe0
Sure would that's his wife you're talking about.
TexanSailor
They obviously weren’t thinking about yu
xyxyxyxy31
fortlotus
Ehhh I’m pretty sure they understood it.
Turdfurgis0n
No, Yu.
303SnowWolf
Too young to have seen Austin Powers, I see.
LetMeSeeMyKids
Look at the title of the post. Then look at the comment.
abraxasfury
#10 kanye still gets paid though
Swashbuckler101
Kardashians will be paying him for a while anyway
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Buy the venue and then cancel on him.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
Or buy every ticket, then get a refund on the last day the refunds are offered. They might sell again but the place will be a ghost town.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
Bonus, you can do it again as many times as Ticketmaster lets you.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
He was gonna get paid either way. This way he has to perform to "you suck" dude the whole time.
Zega000
Everyone wins
Womboz
yea but he still sucks
sylkysmooth
At this point the dude's so rich he tours for the ego boost more than the money, so this would probably be devastating.
ImKindaDone
He'd walk out which would make it all refundable. The ultimate would be to make him perform to that one person while holding the sign
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Wow there Satan.
DragonQueen12345
Not his ego. Crush his ego, crush Kanye.
lawideas
/a/eCbf9QX
MemesAndCatsGalore
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
Can you imagine how wild it would be to be the only guy in a 15000 seat stadium booing a dude 20ft away from you as he plays music for 2hrs?
ImKindaDone
"Music"
DrJackBright
Tbh i think it might be funnier if the dude was juuust far enough back that you have to focus to read the sign lol
HinderingB00m
I think with the band And speakers he wouldn't hear the booing.
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
Uhm excuse me citizen but if I'm renting out an entire venue you can bet I'll have a megaphone.
interesseret
23# do people legitimately not know this? Mr. Smith. Mrs Baker. Ms. Carpenter. Cobbler. Miller. Thatcher. Fisher.
thefinglongerer
People in old Europe put folks in their phones as “Mike Fisher” and “Joseph Carpenter”. Their wooden phones.
HiddenSanity
Knowing it and realizing that's what you're doing with your phone contacts list are two different things, Interesseret Donotanswer.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Where are you getting the idea that people don't know that? Also, we aren't still inventing last names. They've been hereditary for awhile.
derzilly
Knowing it and KNOWING it are two different steps lol
Guinealicious
In the Netherlands surnames were introduced by Louis Napoleon. People did not take it serious, and for example used Naaktgeboren(born naked)
Guinealicious
Although to be honest this surname could also origine from a German surname. Still funny though
Shelest
Cunningham. Willingham. Burningham.
orbitn
McCockslicer
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
You rang?
justhereforthemimes
It’s the same as how “younger average populations are more violent” doesn’t automatically translate to “ppl are less violent when they don’t
justhereforthemimes
want to disappoint their grandmother which requires their grandmother to still be alive”
LateNightBunnyParty
I don't believe that's what was said or even implied.
Megapyton66
What’s a thatcher?
swefur
Someone installing thatch roofs.
westwood8183
Roof repair back in the day?
derzilly
Person who makes/maintains thatched roofs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thatching
Megapyton66
Aha, thank you! Täcka, from tak (=roof) in Swedish!
emjay9010
Dickinson.
TheWhiteBarry
McFeeley
BooK689
phukerstone
fenstermaker.
Megapyton66
Fönstermakare isn’t a surname in Swedish, is it in Dutch?
phukerstone
i spelled it wrong, it's Fenstermacher and it's german. means "window maker"
Megapyton66
Ah, it’s still the same in Swedish
phukerstone
it's always vaguely bothered me that it doesn't mean "fence maker." it sounds so much like it.