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May 18, 2019 3:42 AM
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NotQuiteEntirelyUnlikeTea
"When I walk off, make them think that you're checking out my ass"
7asib
Damn, i really wonder what he said to make her smile.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
"I farted"
dwimmerlaik
"I pooted" when I was in third grade a kid crawled to my desk and said that during a film. First time ever hearing that phrase, nearly died.
Notanotherdamnone
Probably the same thing he told Scarlett at the end of Lost in Translation
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datlurkerdude
You missed the entire point of the movie then
BeerFueledAdventurer
For anyone who hasn't seen that movie: it's not a comedy. It is a good movie, nonetheless.
happytreeleaf
Apparently they went to film hoping he’d show up, but unsure. Good documentary on Netflix about him.
drewdominguez
I was in space jam
dontforgetyourphonecharger
Loved this scene in lost in translation
Br0doSwaggins
"Hail Hydra"
digivirus
Well he's got that going for him, which is nice.
pareidoliaperson
Looks creepy but ok.
collectoroffakepoints
I understood that reference
SergeantMajorSpoiler
Good for you - must be the only one!
wizzid
badomenbaddercompany
I’d like to report necromancy because that meme is brought from the dead.
funforabitbutnowthatsdone
Gunga ga lunga
rubberbuscuit2018
That grin when he gets her to giggle.
neos501
"Your music is garbage"
Morg729
lazysombrero
She checking out his ass was cute
FrogBotherer
"No one will ever believe you."
LiverLightSocket
He asked her if it was too late now to say soory
DrRad
dryrunner
Same thing he whispered in 'last in translation'
OuroborosX
"Wanna be slimed like in that Ghostbusters scene?"
mdzmdz
"...Actual Physical Contact..."
streptovsky
God he looks like shit for his age... I'm really worried for his health. I don't want Bill Murray to die.
AlkeneThiol
I was going to argue but I didn't know his real age. He does look 5-10 years older than he should. It might just be him not wearing makeup
delitescency
I didn't even recognize him
AlamoArsenal
Just sun damage from playing a lot of golf.
LiverLightSocket
Truth..i never got though why "the Chive" worshiped him like a god. Hes cool and all but so are a lot of folks.
akodorokku
I'm pretty sure Bill is the kind of guy who's here for a good time, not a long time. That said he's almost 70.
fathersisterberzerker
Sorry for the spoilers. Bill Murray dies.
ChernoGamma
Bill has always looked worn and disheveled, it's part of this charm. He still seems to have a lot of pep, and that's what counts.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
True, he is almost typecast as someone who has it rough or is sick.
mop36
Basically you wanna set up your buckets and start to domino your debts. I can recommend a super fund that is probably 15% higher than the on
fannypackmen
Hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear...
begonedouche
i'm laughing and I have no fucking idea what he said
BiggusVaginus
Noone knows
BeastyBill88
8kiddosisenough
ImgoingtosayShoveitupyourbutt
"Gophers"
TheOnionKnight
He’s still got it.
Fucknorris
MrMattster
omefalodon
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pondwouldbegoodforyou
Tsunako
When someone asks you "are you a god" you say YES
codnuggets
Zombieland double tap is on the way!
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
I really hope its just as good or better than the first
mrdude88
On IMDb, Bill Murray is credit in the cast. He’s gonna be a real zombie! Or Tallahassee is knock in the head and has a WWBFMD!
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
Bill fucking Murray!!!!
MrMattster
ICameHeretoBrowseMemesButICommentwithGifs
nokia58
On x-box
Rima13
Can't argue with that
AzizLiiiiiiiiiiight
If someone asks you if youre a God, you say...
ididitall
… not THE god, but A god
spreadingthehate
Who’s “THE”?
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
he's also known as "Chuck"
spreadingthehate
5 christians lol
Toster12D3
knock knock
spreadingthehate
Whos there?
Toster12D3
not THE god, but A god
Columcille
His smirk.
VodkaReindeer
Is it bad that I thought it was Biden in the first pic?
mishalala
I thought it was Marlon Brando as the Godfather in the second pic
ArdentSlacker
Nah, just means you're paying attention to what a creeper he is.
TheBlueMorpho
He whispered softly: “And then I put dynamite below the golf course to get rid of a gopher”
grubbylittleslug
SaucyDisses
He then asks “You wanna be my gopher?”
HD2composer
There it is, this is real smooth if he followed with that
CirB
Wasn't pretty much everything he did in the film improvised?
Dendrofiili
He wasn't acting. They just filmed Bill Murray doing his usual stuff and put it in the movie.
mrdude88
Fucking Bill Murray.
MrPuckett
?I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me?
TheBlueMorpho
amyhadalittlepond
When I was a kid my mom taped the first five minutes of caddy shack and nothing more
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Bytencoder
wizzid
I bet you slice into the woods, a hundred bucks.