May 25, 2020 8:41 PM
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ultimatelurkerrr
As someone who’s been trying to get pregnant for three years.....this made me cry
WB4DAD
Very polite !!
Noahbalboa82
Mine says " thank you momma, your the best cooker". It's nice, because most of the time he's a 3yo hellspawn
Thegreatkatefate
I want to kiss his little face! What a precious boy! Thanks for sharing. This made my morning.
CitySour
My Mom poured me cereal once.
Inarticulated
Fucking lost it at the "Whoah!"
amop
HUH??
densonbobdenson360
My son stopped by and said I'm hungry. He's 32. I told him he'd eaten enough.
BethanTraveler
He says, “that’s a bunny.”
LJP4
Can you adopt me please that food looks amazing :)
NyQuilDaydream
You will be amazed how much further good manners will get you in life over being a cunt
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
That meat platter
IamforgettingallmyJokes
Thank you momma..whoa ???
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Ugh.
Bouttecriss
Lakeylake
Can she be my mommy too
dastardmcfearsome
Thank you momma
ComoSeIguana
WOAH
BannedAcc1
Fuck tiktok
lukemoist
Love his reaction when he sees that big steak.
ThatShiftyMonkey
"whoa"
Bigwilliejohnson1462
Evil0live
Any suggested reading on why we hate tiktok?
glaug
Because it's popular to hate tiktok while still enjoying content from it
TokumeiNoShi
Bruh you can't share a WH40k meme I haven't seen before without passing the sauce.
tangent
Astartes Part 5. It's on YouTube
Much thanks, brother! May the emperor protect!
izzysage1616
Man I cant get my kid to eat anything that his mother and I eat.
Cr4zyC4tLady
It’s okay, neither can the rest of us, just give them their pb&j, chicken nuggies, crackers, and wait for them to grow a palette
He eats allot of peanut butter and jellys. Also peanut butter and honey.
Yep. I graduated to gummy vitamins &I try abt once a week for him to try new things. Mine is 7 and still hates most foods. Kids are weird.
LordDebuchan
lol his "Whoa!"
Digpik
Dang that's alot of food on that board
absurdative
I said whoa at the same time!
Uniacker40
Those manners!
BonusDad
Kitten0fDoom
For real! I have a toddler and she's absolutely refusing to say please... On purpose. Anyone worth a stubborn kid have tips??
Lonestar8808
If she STILL gets what she wants when refusing to say, "please", that's positive reinforcement of the bad behavior. Please stop doing that?
Crandillo
Kick the fucker
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
Maybe it's actually a cat
dudfey
Not got kids but surely if they don’t get the thing until they say please, that would work? Would have worked on me
Hercules99
Those are adult sized servings!
MrsCaptainPicard
The mom posted and explained they’re Asian and therefore, as a culture, share all food.
Soufange
He got an adult size appetite and I respect that.
morphis
Why is that not being served at a table? Is he delivering it to Daddy at the table?
98oktan
I, too, want a charcuterie board for breakfast
AvocadoMakesMyTongueItchButIEatItAnyway
Charcuterie for breakfast is the best. 10/10 recommend.
Fheuef
Charcuterie is only at half its potential unless it's on buttered baguette. Bonus points if toasted.
PeteButtigieg
Are you saying you want a sandwich and not a charcuterie board?
You know you can cut pieces out of a baguette right ? You don't have to eat the whole thing. Just slap your saucisson on there as you eat it
cousteau
No TikTok!
GirthBrookss
If it's a tik tok and the content is good and no one has to download the app I see no problem.
The logo is kinda annoying
EccentricNimoy
That'd be nice
Daddymememaster1
How many of those plates did he drop?
kittykittenkitties
Once. Then never again.
Ilovestormswolvesbees
I get this!!!
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
apollo1983
HarryBeauner
This kid doesnt seem to be a picky eater at all.
PatrickRob82
I'm so jealous. My little man will eat like 5 things total.
Yep. Mine is 7 and still he’s like “fuck that” at new things.
I tried to fight it for a while but he'll actually not eat for super long periods of time if I try to implement the "eat this or eat nothing
" rule. So I've just submitted and give the kid the healthiest stuff he'll actually eat as often as possible.
I hear you there! Mine can and WILL go days w/out food if I did that too. The phrase that saved my sanity was “you don’t have to
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Mine too. I actually had to make a list for his OT, and it’s about 20. And some of those are off and on. He’s added PB&J, though.
My kid is likely composed of about 30% pb&j by now.
Lmao mine too! And grilled cheese/tomatoe soup.
Yours eats tomato soup?? I'd crap my pants if my kid ate any kind of soup.
Imwalkenhere
Mom makes some dank food
gogoGandhiMagicVibratingFingers
It's gotta be good if you want it to do well on insta
12345545545
I, too, choose to thank this mama. Those are some deliciously looking meals.
eatabagoftwix
And your mom makes skank food
cowbellrx
And your father smelt of elderberry.
dergage
As a German, you missed an opportunity to say danke food!
schmurginburgin
Whoa!!! Those are delish dishes!
"dank: disagreeably damp, musty, and typically cold." Am I unaware of an alternate meaning?
icommentwithsteveharvey
BahamutBBob
Including rabbit asshole pancakes
ParanoidCarrot
the best, im stealing that
itskinlan
PompatusOfLove
Is that a dick with balls on the rabbit?
StunnedGoofy
CarlottaVonSprockett
Obviously not.
WiseOctopus
Yup this makes me feel like a pretty terrible parent
CanadianCobraChicken
You doing your best with what you got? Then you're on the right track.
ghiiiyref
Harsh. They obviously aren't doing their best. Nobody does they coast along and make excuses. Have you not met people?!
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Chicken fingers again?! Thank you momma...
Trust me you absolutely aren't doing enough for your kid but basically no one is so at least ur not alone x
Sonzarellli
Hang on lemme go yell at my kid
Oh god, I just watched a video about a Youtuber who beats her kids and youtube's done nothing about it
Kwalaberg
Report it to the police if it’s actual child abuse (they aren’t going to do anything for a spanking).
IWouldDoThings
Ok, as a mom of 3, only 1 boy, there is something special to me about making food that my son enjoys. I feel good when all the kids like-
-what I make, but when he loves my food.... my heart just bursts!! And they always thank me for making food for them.
Ozarck
That's sweet.
MissAizea
Sad. "My son is special" daughters better not like food too much, would be a shame if they got fat and couldn't find husbands
Is that supposed to be me? Lol I dont care how much anyone weighs as long as they are happy and healthy. I want my daughters to be fulfilled
In every facet of life, food included. I think everyone is special. You dont know how I think or feel, I was just sharing something that
Makes me happy. Want to hear about how getting my daughter's hair just right makes me feel so proud, especially since I can't manage to do
sordatos
My mother made, unintentionally, meals time painful, and still have a subconscious negative reaction to having a meal with her
AnythingMuchShorter
Weird how that works, my wife hates holidays because her parents make it miserable. As a kid they were constantly rubbing their noses in any
gift for weeks if their behavior wasn't perfect. She still prefers to keep birthdays and holidays minimal, and doesn't like to accept gifts.
I'm my case I've always been slim or even skinny and that deeply worried my mom, who obsessed to make me eat more, almost force feed
ultimatelurkerrr
As someone who’s been trying to get pregnant for three years.....this made me cry
WB4DAD
Very polite !!
Noahbalboa82
Mine says " thank you momma, your the best cooker". It's nice, because most of the time he's a 3yo hellspawn
Thegreatkatefate
I want to kiss his little face! What a precious boy! Thanks for sharing. This made my morning.
CitySour
My Mom poured me cereal once.
Inarticulated
Fucking lost it at the "Whoah!"
amop
HUH??
densonbobdenson360
My son stopped by and said I'm hungry. He's 32. I told him he'd eaten enough.
BethanTraveler
He says, “that’s a bunny.”
LJP4
Can you adopt me please that food looks amazing :)
NyQuilDaydream
You will be amazed how much further good manners will get you in life over being a cunt
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
That meat platter
IamforgettingallmyJokes
Thank you momma..whoa ???
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Ugh.
Bouttecriss
Lakeylake
Can she be my mommy too
dastardmcfearsome
Thank you momma
ComoSeIguana
WOAH
BannedAcc1
Fuck tiktok
lukemoist
Love his reaction when he sees that big steak.
ThatShiftyMonkey
"whoa"
Bigwilliejohnson1462
Evil0live
Any suggested reading on why we hate tiktok?
glaug
Because it's popular to hate tiktok while still enjoying content from it
TokumeiNoShi
Bruh you can't share a WH40k meme I haven't seen before without passing the sauce.
tangent
Astartes Part 5. It's on YouTube
TokumeiNoShi
Much thanks, brother! May the emperor protect!
izzysage1616
Man I cant get my kid to eat anything that his mother and I eat.
Cr4zyC4tLady
It’s okay, neither can the rest of us, just give them their pb&j, chicken nuggies, crackers, and wait for them to grow a palette
izzysage1616
He eats allot of peanut butter and jellys. Also peanut butter and honey.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Yep. I graduated to gummy vitamins &I try abt once a week for him to try new things. Mine is 7 and still hates most foods. Kids are weird.
LordDebuchan
lol his "Whoa!"
Digpik
Dang that's alot of food on that board
absurdative
I said whoa at the same time!
Uniacker40
Those manners!
BonusDad
Kitten0fDoom
For real! I have a toddler and she's absolutely refusing to say please... On purpose. Anyone worth a stubborn kid have tips??
Lonestar8808
If she STILL gets what she wants when refusing to say, "please", that's positive reinforcement of the bad behavior. Please stop doing that?
Crandillo
Kick the fucker
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
Maybe it's actually a cat
dudfey
Not got kids but surely if they don’t get the thing until they say please, that would work? Would have worked on me
Hercules99
Those are adult sized servings!
MrsCaptainPicard
The mom posted and explained they’re Asian and therefore, as a culture, share all food.
Soufange
He got an adult size appetite and I respect that.
morphis
Why is that not being served at a table? Is he delivering it to Daddy at the table?
98oktan
I, too, want a charcuterie board for breakfast
AvocadoMakesMyTongueItchButIEatItAnyway
Charcuterie for breakfast is the best. 10/10 recommend.
Fheuef
Charcuterie is only at half its potential unless it's on buttered baguette. Bonus points if toasted.
PeteButtigieg
Are you saying you want a sandwich and not a charcuterie board?
Fheuef
You know you can cut pieces out of a baguette right ? You don't have to eat the whole thing. Just slap your saucisson on there as you eat it
cousteau
No TikTok!
GirthBrookss
If it's a tik tok and the content is good and no one has to download the app I see no problem.
cousteau
The logo is kinda annoying
EccentricNimoy
That'd be nice
Daddymememaster1
How many of those plates did he drop?
kittykittenkitties
Once. Then never again.
Ilovestormswolvesbees
I get this!!!
Daddymememaster1
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
apollo1983
HarryBeauner
This kid doesnt seem to be a picky eater at all.
PatrickRob82
I'm so jealous. My little man will eat like 5 things total.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Yep. Mine is 7 and still he’s like “fuck that” at new things.
PatrickRob82
I tried to fight it for a while but he'll actually not eat for super long periods of time if I try to implement the "eat this or eat nothing
PatrickRob82
" rule. So I've just submitted and give the kid the healthiest stuff he'll actually eat as often as possible.
Cr4zyC4tLady
I hear you there! Mine can and WILL go days w/out food if I did that too. The phrase that saved my sanity was “you don’t have to
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Mine too. I actually had to make a list for his OT, and it’s about 20. And some of those are off and on. He’s added PB&J, though.
PatrickRob82
My kid is likely composed of about 30% pb&j by now.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Lmao mine too! And grilled cheese/tomatoe soup.
PatrickRob82
Yours eats tomato soup?? I'd crap my pants if my kid ate any kind of soup.
Imwalkenhere
Mom makes some dank food
gogoGandhiMagicVibratingFingers
It's gotta be good if you want it to do well on insta
12345545545
I, too, choose to thank this mama. Those are some deliciously looking meals.
eatabagoftwix
And your mom makes skank food
cowbellrx
And your father smelt of elderberry.
dergage
As a German, you missed an opportunity to say danke food!
schmurginburgin
Whoa!!! Those are delish dishes!
ThatShiftyMonkey
"dank: disagreeably damp, musty, and typically cold." Am I unaware of an alternate meaning?
icommentwithsteveharvey
BahamutBBob
Including rabbit asshole pancakes
ParanoidCarrot
the best, im stealing that
itskinlan
PompatusOfLove
Is that a dick with balls on the rabbit?
StunnedGoofy
CarlottaVonSprockett
Obviously not.
WiseOctopus
Yup this makes me feel like a pretty terrible parent
CanadianCobraChicken
You doing your best with what you got? Then you're on the right track.
ghiiiyref
Harsh. They obviously aren't doing their best. Nobody does they coast along and make excuses. Have you not met people?!
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Chicken fingers again?! Thank you momma...
ghiiiyref
Trust me you absolutely aren't doing enough for your kid but basically no one is so at least ur not alone x
Sonzarellli
Hang on lemme go yell at my kid
Soufange
Oh god, I just watched a video about a Youtuber who beats her kids and youtube's done nothing about it
Kwalaberg
Report it to the police if it’s actual child abuse (they aren’t going to do anything for a spanking).
IWouldDoThings
Ok, as a mom of 3, only 1 boy, there is something special to me about making food that my son enjoys. I feel good when all the kids like-
IWouldDoThings
-what I make, but when he loves my food.... my heart just bursts!! And they always thank me for making food for them.
Ozarck
That's sweet.
MissAizea
Sad. "My son is special" daughters better not like food too much, would be a shame if they got fat and couldn't find husbands
IWouldDoThings
Is that supposed to be me? Lol I dont care how much anyone weighs as long as they are happy and healthy. I want my daughters to be fulfilled
IWouldDoThings
In every facet of life, food included. I think everyone is special. You dont know how I think or feel, I was just sharing something that
IWouldDoThings
Makes me happy. Want to hear about how getting my daughter's hair just right makes me feel so proud, especially since I can't manage to do
sordatos
My mother made, unintentionally, meals time painful, and still have a subconscious negative reaction to having a meal with her
AnythingMuchShorter
Weird how that works, my wife hates holidays because her parents make it miserable. As a kid they were constantly rubbing their noses in any
AnythingMuchShorter
gift for weeks if their behavior wasn't perfect. She still prefers to keep birthdays and holidays minimal, and doesn't like to accept gifts.
sordatos
I'm my case I've always been slim or even skinny and that deeply worried my mom, who obsessed to make me eat more, almost force feed