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Messing with the police gives you instant karma
Dec 20, 2016 5:19 PM
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youeatpiecesofshitforbreakfast
"Wasted"
IRONRakkasan
Ah yes, the judge will love that video
the12thletter
"The tini is my penis"
TheKillerKills
This happens all time in GTA...
notdeanwinchester
Siberblade
Oops, bummer. Too bad he got up.
midwestmikey
/a/kH59y
DethMachine
Getting pulled over for doin a wheelie? Just fuckin pull over. Its like a slap on the wrist.
FrozenWaterIsCool
Kinda wish this idiot, got hurt more
Brochiavelli
Well, that dude's leg is at least fractured. He's got so much adrenaline in his system he won't feel it for another 10 minutes though.
ActuallyACateArmyOfficialDoNotWhistleAboutIt
Kinda wish you, would learn how to, place commas. ,
AgainstMethod
Ser,iously what,s his problem
Adambean
,d,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,unno bro, ,
AgainstMethod
At least we know whats up;
ilikeallkinds2
And this is why the gene pool needs chlorine!
Disc0Wizard
Karma
BonelesSkeleton
thatsnotmyactualname
I just love happy endings.
Kedearian
sauce - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzV1RDDt7ak
BigBadBillyBoy
If the asshole owns the video I don't want to watch and give him the view.
Kedearian
If it helps, he's apparently going to court because they caught him after the crash. So joy to that.
RoovyRoo
Ha! I can't believe he posted the video after that.
kingj07
If it was me, only one person in the world, ever, would see it.
AlmostScientist
hope he never walks right again :\ but maybe that's just me
GlenL
Hopefully he's ok at walking because it's gonna be a while before he's allowed to drive.
Azhrael
Isn't it nice that more and more criminals these days record themselves breaking the law?
exileut
Or do they break the law more often because they are recording?
LifeOfCray
Please. Google "ghost rider". This has been a thing for decades.
YoshiHike
GlenL
Very considerate of him to gather all the evidence for the police.
aboogabooga
hahaha dumbass
PaidInCash
Isn't evading police in the US an offence you can go to prison for?
BigBadBillyBoy
If they can't prove that you knew, they just write the other tickets when they catch you. Hard to claim ignorance if you flip him the bird.
looseasamoose
Dangerous Driving, Failing to stop for police, red light, excess speed, illegal overtaking all very serious crimes when put together
MattUntamed
As a Fellow biker I'm glad he crashed unfortunately it involved someone else. Ass hats like that are the reason people dislike us
DamShip
Ditto
Anon90
No, idiots who make their bikes loud as F for no reason are why we don't like you.
Anon90
https://vimeo.com/15758959
CarbonDog
That and the obnoxiously loud bikes.
Muchbeefsodinner
Loud pipes save lives. Suckass
Muchbeefsodinner
I'm never glad when somebody crashes. I don't care if it's a squid or an atgatt safety rider. Being annoying isn't punishable by death
Bortus
Yea I was shocked by how many people were calling for this hiya death, or serious injury. Good ole' Imgur.
MattUntamed
Crashing can be a learning opportunity. And when you ride street stupid like in the gif, that's how you die.
Muchbeefsodinner
Yah. But lots of people are wishing death on this guy. It's dumb
ale624
Yea, I think if he hit my car I might have finished the job with some "panicked" throttle. I might love my car a bit too much tho...
Muchbeefsodinner
So you'd murder somebody for running into your door? People that say stuff like this would both never do it and are fucking retarded
ale624
I am retarded you are correct. No I wouldn't do it, I would be so fukin pissed though
Muchbeefsodinner
Totally reasonable. I'd be pissed if some dumbass wacked my car while squidding around on his bike
Bortus
At some point we're going to have to accept that some of us are just asshole riders. I think the majority of us are pretty safe though.
Bortus
Its just that gifs of bikers riding like a normal person arent that interesting.
MattUntamed
I ride spirited but I'm not stupid in traffic. That puts your life and others at risk. Probably why I don't fit in the Florida rider crowd
Muchbeefsodinner
I ride safe, atgatt all the way. If i'm in traffic and lane splitting, i sure as shit am not stopping for the cops though
Bortus
I'm atgatt because the one time I went out with only a helmet I ended up with roadrash.
Muchbeefsodinner
I'll squid it up with a tshirt and jeans. But 99.9% of the time i'm atgatt
Bortus
I'm usually a lil' more cautious around Police Officers, but I wont stop filtering for one either. Its legal here though, unlike some states
Muchbeefsodinner
Yah. Illegal in nyc but fuck if i'm sitting in traffic with an air cooled bike.
Bortus
Hahah yea, I cant imagine the cops being too worried about it aslong as you're doing it safely.
fsdgsdfgfasdbxvsazaqg
Nelson : "Ha Ha!"
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
Here you go buddy.
HamsterOnAGoat
and I bet he blamed the driver for this at the end
kingj07
No.
ILBRelic
Well the driver didn't signal their turn, not to defend the rider or anything.
Mert7
Bike was also passing on the left in a no passing zone.
LordNoodles
I saw a blink but it was brief. Could be a trick of the eye.
ellert0
Not signaling while not good is still not half as bad as passing over an unbroken line. Driver has no blame, how could he have expected that
ExpectoPatr0num
He was going around traffic on the wrong side of the road....I'm not sure a blinker is relevant.
MrKickkiller
Doesn't matter. If you are turning left, you (black car here) are responsible if someone T bones you while he's overtaking (motor cycle).
ExpectoPatr0num
Actually, not true. Most states have no fault laws regarding any traffic accidents caused by someone fleeing the police.
ale624
In adition to the points already made. I think the horrendous speeding made any kind of reaction to them turning impossible at that point.
fuckingtnuc
The solid line on their side makes passing over said line illegal
Imgfire
Yep, no passing zone
linkinzpark88
Can't prove a blinker was used unless the officer saw it
ToasterBaths
Or if you have it on video
BigBadBillyBoy
Which means he can't be blamed for failing to signal since it can't be proven that he didn't.
hardytardigrade
That's what I always do in GTA
hornedronin
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
SharkswithFrigginLazerBeams
The game
RickyBobbyShakenBake
and ruin someone's day!! way to go asshole!
johnson21
Erf. Overused.
LynxNord
These violent delights have violent ends.
Ryukishi
The maze isn't meant for you.
maxlt1
I've seen enough of this on youtube to know these guys usually win when it comes to outrunning cops
slipspace55
Cops usually don't chase motorcycles if they don't stop. If They do it usually ends in the deat of the biker. Dashcams help a lot.
ImTheKimJongIllest
Reasons why most people hate motorcyclist.
Muchbeefsodinner
Most people don't hate motorcyclists
InnocentChild
Right like WTF where does he come from
Muchbeefsodinner
North korea?
InnocentChild
Well then....
MEMRITV
When you ride a bike you either die quickly or live long enough to hate everyone else on the road, also the guy on the video is a retard
Breaker19Breaker19
Don't peg us all to be like this... this is why I hate other motorists/cyclists/horse riders...
exezeex
In order to be a safe driver you have to assume that everyone else is an idiot with no clue how to drive properly. This goes for everyone.
ImTheKimJongIllest
I know you all aren't like this. I'm just saying this part of your community causes a fair share of disdain and distrust.
Breaker19Breaker19
... I can completely understand that. Most do a lot of good in community's but they're suppressed in society's views because of the muppets
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
On behalf of all of us... Sorry for the assholes.
Breaker19Breaker19
This is one example https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.getreading.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/dont-miss-reading-toy-run-12222870.amp
mckingkongslovin
Yea I live in Florida (Redlands) an no lie... 3 people have been arrested for riding there horse under the influence so... the got rui's
Breaker19Breaker19
... they can do you got that though. In case of sarcasm
mckingkongslovin
Unfortunately no sarcasm
Breaker19Breaker19
Wow message me that story I'm damn intrigued.
LordNoodles
When's the last time you only went speed limit?
Breaker19Breaker19
All the time in my car I have a black box to monitor all aspects of driving... And if I lose my bike/car License I loose my career
Breaker19Breaker19
*lose
LordNoodles
You ride a bike for a living? I have only seen crotch rocket bikers go way too fast and jackass around on their bikes.
Breaker19Breaker19
No my career involves driving to jobs (I'm an engineer) and in the UK if you lose 1 license you lose them all...
SinisterArtificialIntelligence
I'm a bit curious to ask why horse riders ?
Breaker19Breaker19
... when they are on the road uninsured when they last out at cars/bikes it's the auto the vehicles fault for spooking it.
Breaker19Breaker19
There's more too it than that but I don't feel as if I need to go into it
SinisterArtificialIntelligence
So horse insurance is a thing ? & I understand the last half, you shouldn't ride a horse in a city, lotta accidents happen.
Breaker19Breaker19
Nope but should be.... as if they kick your car it's still your fault and they won't take the blame that's why I like helmet cams
Breaker19Breaker19
No unfortunately not but should be and should be compulsory like everything else on the roads except cyclists
diabeetus1780
imironman
Reporter - don't stop talking
ButterfaceTaintClown
Like a pro
Talmorean
AH fuck Haziz! Are you okay? Do you think you'll be able to do that suicide bombing later?
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Haha
theRx
I didn't realize the red was a car decal at first.
BubblesDepo
What red car?
YoudBeenDunGoofd
Did we all do this?
BubblesDepo
Dozens of us
Ventis13
I did the same exact shit.
BubblesDepo
Nvm I can't read
ThePrintingPress
Do motorcyclists routinely get away with evading tickets or something? Why would he think this was a good idea?
Zasep
I think they're not allowed to pursue since it may kill the rider? Something along those lines.
DaveTheGreatDrunkard
In the police academy, they told us to never chase motorcycles. They can do things cars can't, and chasing them will just get someone hurt.
Muchbeefsodinner
I do it on the regular if i'm in traffic. This guy was just asking for something bad to happen
AngryVe
Then you're the reason people hate riders.
Muchbeefsodinner
Lots of butt hurt americans downvoting me. Haha
Muchbeefsodinner
No. That's because they're stupid. Lane splitting is good for everyone.
msp2887
You can outrun Ford, but you can't outrun Motorola...
rivin2e
dont look back
madmatt2024
I know people who have.
deruug
In some places cops are told not to pursue just for this reason, and yes there are plenty of videos of bikes burning cops
mikeatike
And the cops have cameras. He isn't getting away from shit.
boomslander
Many states prohibit officers from chasing.
MrStLouis
Vegas for instance
asnakeman
Happens a lot in my area. Bikers run, cops don't chase because they aren't as fast/maneuverable. Gives bikers like me a bad rap.
Emmonosis
Some get away but most of the time the cop runs your plate before they even turn the lights on so there's no point in running really
misteremjay
"You can't outrun a radio" Also, they sometimes won't chase you on purpose, keeps people from being even more reckless.
Muchbeefsodinner
I have a plate slider. You can also swing your right foot over the plate if you see a cop and are going to go.
CluelessAmerican
They make plate flippers that flip it up flat when you push a button
FrenchVanillaGuerrilla
Alot of guys will bend their plates so you can't read them
AncientSeraph
Seems he doesn't have one, looking at the end of the video.
tonymontana1184
In what country the motorcyclists not bend their license plate inwards so cops cant see ? Like really,that's the whole point of havin a bike
Anonawesome
I hope you crash into a tree.
Saustino
How can they prove who's riding it?
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
when they inevitably collide with another vehicle. because they are cunt.
catchmorehoneysbeingfly
Not really all that inevitable
lordflasheart
not sure how it works there but in aus it gets sent to the legal owner of the vehicle, if they weren't droving the vehicle at the time 1/2
lordflasheart
2/2 then they have to sign a legal document saying who was. lying at that point is grounds to get fucked up in the court of law
Rumpelstiltskinner
In Australia you are responsible for your vehicle regardless of who is driving it. Unless the person driving is willing to admit they did it
TheIntoxicated
Here you just bust the ignition, park it somewhere, and call it in stolen.
Rumpelstiltskinner
Or you can not be a cunt and just obey the road rules, so you don't have to.
valen00
not if it's reported as stolen
Rumpelstiltskinner
It's a bit hard to explain how it miraculously turned up back at your house if you report it stolen.
YouCanChangeYourUsernameAtAnyMomentInImgurSettings
I don't think that matters - if it wasn't the owner, it's up to them to get the money from whomever rode it. At least that's how it is here.
paulblue
where?
YouCanChangeYourUsernameAtAnyMomentInImgurSettings
I live in Hungary. And the idea is what TheLivingJesus commented above in reply to sasassy.
Muchbeefsodinner
Only true in cali. Rest of the states the person would have to be caught
hereforthegoodies
i dont think thats right dude
WhiteGuy021
It is 100% correct.
Saustino
It's up to the police to prove that you're guilty. Not the other way around.
watthefrak
I don't know you'd be downvoted for using logic. Oh! I member now, you're on the internet. +1, hang in there buddy.
TheLivingJesus
That the vehicle broke the law. The owner will then have to pay the fine but he have a roght of recourse towards the one driving. 2/2
TheLivingJesus
The logic is that either the owner was the one driving or he knows who was and thus the fine is sent to him since they already have prove1/2
DrunkenRhino
unfortunately, more times than not, it's up to you to prove it wasn't you. The ownership of the vehicle is almost always enough proof.
BillHaverchuck
My bike can easily outrun a cop. However I'm not an irresponsible selfish asshole, so I pull over the moment see police lights behind me.
KuramaKitsune
in my town just rolling through a stop sign is worth $500+
chrescht
What times do we live in that I feel the need to congratulate you for being a grown up responsible human being?
moontime1
former ny cop here, yes they get away 9/10 but at some point you respond to a 911 call and get to see their guts all over the road.
Csukahara
Which is the right ending as long as they don't take an innocent life with themselves.
ultravioletultraviolence
"get" to see their guts. http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/57/5730074a727156fc4ce211a6146121359fb69f4f8647506a18ef5b156ad98494.jpg
ale624
Risky click on the day. And I'm only an hour in! I should probably sleep....
BlueElephant92
get away at the moment, but the license plate leads to them and they will be visited by two nice persons in blue at home, wont they?
madmatt2024
Not if your plate is fake or stolen.
uhhMurdok
No cop car is catching a good crotch rocket, sides what would they do if they did? Commit manslaughter to stop em?
killernerd
sometimes, just sometimes I feel it would be justified yes. Just ram em off their bikes.
moontime1
Not where i worked, just didnt have the manpower to hunt down people for speeding. Also they have helmets, cant id them as the asshole.
godsperfectidiot
Pro-tip, keep a current Craigslist ad for your bike at 15x it's value. If cops show up, show them your extra helmet that's a different 1/2
godsperfectidiot
Color than the the you were wearing earlier, and be very apologetic that someone was test driving your bike for sale.
bonemealtrapdoor
A cop in my town pulled me over and then told me I could have kept going because they're not allowed to chase motorcyclists.
imalumberjack
a big thing is plates that flip up on bikes so they can really do whatever if they really want to
LetumComplexo
There are entire youtube channels dedicated to people outrunning the police for fun. Some people are just assholes.
nasreal
1 Maybe passing a speed trap and the cops haven't already taken down your plate like they would if they're behind you. If the bike has a...
nasreal
2 head start or can split lanes and put a bunch of traffic between them and the cops they're gonna outrun them, but a lot of the time it's..
nasreal
3 by taking risks like this guy did, and eventually you're gonna lose. Guy's lucky all he's gonna get is fines, and impounded bike...
nasreal
4 maybe jail/probation, but if he'd been going much faster he could have died. Overall, assholes like this are why people hate motorcycles..
nasreal
5 which sucks for normal people who ride.
varrdak
By far the easiest to get away on is a dirtbike/induro in the countryside... not that I would know.
NightfallEverdark
We do not generally pursue motorcycles, unless we have a good reason (felonies). They all end with a wreck.
eion85
If any vehicle can routinely evade police it'd be a motorcycle, don't you think?
EddieFitzgerald
My money would be on snowmobile or submarine. At least I like to think that would work.
TehWombRaider
Unless the cops roll up in a submarine too..
humptyblargh
Maybe an off-road bike. Not that one, not routinely.
eion85
It appears to be a sport bike, which are fast and accelerate quickly. If any on-road vehicle could it it, they could.
humptyblargh
You have unrealistic expectations of how maneuverable a motorcycle is at high speed. Also, it's not like you can scrape a fender like a 1/2
humptyblargh
car and keep going. Any contact with another vehicle or object and you're fucked, like the rider in the gif. 2/2
Souless13
I've done it three times now, never anything like this. Most of the time on a highway they pull out I zip off and pull the next exit and (1)
Souless13
(2) it's over in 30 seconds or so. Never done it in daylight so I wasn't too worried about a description being put out.
EmotionallyCrippled
Depends on country. There was a time in my country when police had shitty cars so they didnt even bother trying to stop them.
Spiralhaze
I think you are giving this driver too much credit in the "think ahead" department. ...Or any thinking department.
INeedAHumourUpgrade
Plates are only on the back of a bike, what a bloody knobhead, they already had him
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
When they don't hurt of kill themselves, yeah. Most departments have no-chase rules for public safety. Protocol for chase is to call (1)
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
in the bird and follow by given directions, not direct pursuit. (2)
maplepancakes
Not really. Cop cars have cameras in them, it's not too hard to mail the cyclist a ticket after the fact.
DavidBrooker
Police here have a policy: if anyone starts to run, if it's worth chasing them at all the chase vehicle is a helicopter.
lfkhael
There was a motorcycle rider in Philly who actually escaped a helicopter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbpv5TIVKg8
SourK
Fuck me. There's your one kid. Hope it was worth it.
madmatt2024
The heli instigated that whole chase!
Shade169
many areas wont let cops pursue in high traffic areas above 80 mph so if an idiot can get enough of a lead they can get away with it
nachtgeist
Yes, squids get away all the time but they occasionally bite off more then they can chew and end up DRT.
WowWhatAWhore
The eye of the tiger.
swatz
Depends on the area, some cities in the U.S. have "no chase" policies. I believe most get caught because of radios. Had a friend that <
swatz
>used to get away in his car, but once they knew his car, they'd just go sit in his driveway and wait. He rigged the fuses so he could <
swatz
>pull them and kill all the lights. Hard to chase people in the dark, in the woods if you never see brake lights and such.
GavinScreaming
I have a friend who get out of one every few weeks like this it seems. Most cops don't even bother giving chase tbh.
Keltic69
The majority that run do end up getting away. Law enforcement won't chase them unless there's no one out on the road.
alwaysmoorelaw
Yea. Youngs cops are normally the only ones who even bother chasing them.
pocktio
There are loads of videos of bikers taunting police. You can't identify them from the video as they wear concealing headgear.
hillbillyal
I knew a guy who did just that all the time. They could never pull him over. Also he would cover his plates with his hand and run tolls.
CoatHanger
yes. they do.
humptyblargh
Routinely? No. Occasionally? Sure. At about the same rate as car drivers do. This guy is a huge dumbshit.
grumplestiltzkin
For every one that gets away there's probably 2 that either crash or had their plates run before the lights even went on.
xaraphina
Nupe. Can't out run a radio, he's going to run out of gas eventually, stupid is really good at taking care of itself and they made a video..
itsthevoiceman
Because he's an asshole.
EnterTheMongoose
I wouldn't say he got away.
WarpPig
He probably already got away from the first one when he hit the second. Going through 2 traffic lights gives him a huge lead
Nize426
Yeah don't even know why he was going so fast at the end. Probably had already gotten away.
ale624
Yep. I would guess so. Just go down a side street and park up for a while. Or home, depending how close.
stripperboobs
I was riding in a group on the freeway when one of my friends did a wheelie. Cop lights started flashing almost immediately. Friend took 1/2
LordNoodles
My friend, otherwise great student, good church guy, tried to run the cops once and also served time.
stripperboobs
2/2 off and could have outran the cop. He didn't outrun the helicopter. Served time because of it. Remember kids, you can't outrun a radio
uhhMurdok
Running is semi understandable, you get away? Nothing, I've been said position a few times, I've ran when i thought i could get away (cont)
uhhMurdok
When i knew i was cornered i put my hands behind my head and laid down before I was told. I'm not a motor cycle driver fyi.
uhhMurdok
All my running has been on foot and successful, otherwise i know when I've lost and assumed the position.
TheCouncilofRicks
Maybe don't break the law?
pharlock
I like the ending
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Right. Doled out justice via minivan. That's gotta sting more that the impact.
snurx
Soccer Mom: Suburban Justice
Bloodseeker
I was hoping for some good ol' red and blue
THRAWN18
Unfortunately he lived.
mikeatike
I don't. He was able to walk away.
boardswhenbored
I've seen this video on bike Instagram pages alot... I've never seen it with that ending though
Skripted
I cant tell as its the US but was the van in the wrong lane when turning or was he going down the wrong side of the road like the moron heis
BigBadBillyBoy
You know how you foreigners make fun of Yankees for using imperial measurements? Well.. how many countries drive on the left? Hah!
ForgetAboutThis
The biker is an asshole but I'm pretty sure the minivan didn't use their blinkers.
missboohiss
Looks like they are signaling to me, but it wouldn't matter. It's still illegal to pass on the left when there are double yellow lines.
ForgetAboutThis
I don't really have any knowledge about this, I am only 15...
Iamnotacreativeman
unfortunately it involved an innocent bystander
RoyRoboTron
Little do you know the black van was ALSO running from the cops. Just much more discreetly. Justice is sweet.
Iamnotacreativeman
Sweet sweet justice
xtsnx
i was glad of that ending, as a biker, this guy is why cops hate us and car drives hate us, save that shit for sanctioned track days.
goodnessgraciousme
Hear hear
ReturnWinchester
Agreed but in that same vein there need to be more tracks too; seems like there are about 1/4 the tracks open as 25yrs ago.
xtsnx
no excuse, to be honest, there are plenty of tracks available, at least here in the UK where they are always doing events
Glitterisarvikuono
I have the exact same feeling, my step-dad stopped talking to me for couple months when i got my 1st motorcycle
xtsnx
honestly as long as you ride safely and have your head on a swivel at all time's you'll be fine, ride as if no-one can see you and expect
xtsnx
people to do stupid shit, it's saved my ass on more than one occasion
bamblebimble
So you think people doing this are fine?
xtsnx
No, this guy is an ass hat.... re-read my comment...the part about RIDING SAFELY.
itsoppositeday
I was sad he was walking.
jbjba12345
I was sad he was alive
Zucheto
I'm with ya. That guy is a piece of shit who's putting innocent people in danger for his own amusement.
hornedronin
Nah. It's more fun when the cops show up
whatabunchofaholes
Same.
fiery831
As someone who did broadside a person pulling out on me and ended up with shattered legs and insides, I was too.
Breaker19Breaker19
... no need for that even if he was riding like a tool
NicodemusSchilling
Dang, people down voting the crap outta you. But people wishing death on the guy be getting them upvotes.
itsoppositeday
What if there was a baby in a car seat right next to that door he ran into? I'd be fascinated to see what sort of lesson he learned.
SnartHelg
Folks like this? 90% of the time what they learn is "everyone is an idiot but me"
Fatherdoodle
"They should have seen me in their mirror"