stonetemplefox05
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The real LGBT is always in the comments
Boom.
BrianMMXIX
I rise to the top... I never eat a pig, cause a pig is a cop...
CongoRanger
I'm a little concerned that I skipped straight to the green oval
b0tticelliw0man
I WANNA READ THE CAT NEWSPAPER!! (please and thank you.)
lddiaz
#2 Well she's not wrong.
TheKoolAidMans
#5 Wood chipper beats all.
fugue042
EVERY time I see the first meme with the firefighter, I think about his crew OBLITERATING him for failing to put on his suspenders.
BearRaid
Should’ve put #4 at the end because I skipped down to see if anyone mentioned it in the comments and now I’m skipping the rest of the dump.
HamAdvocate
When I was in college, we called an ornithologist drunkely and asked if a duck breaks a leg will it drown or swim in circles. 1/
HamAdvocate
He informed us that we had asked the first stupid question in the history of mankind and hung up.
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
#8 is from an old College Humor video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE
pigoverthere
Marwick42
First off, how dare you. Second, fuck you. Third, how fucking dare you.
IndianCowboy
#20 Yay, I am not gay, but people have called me weird for being able to read text from any angle
OliverKlosof
Red penguin: the sideways newspaper "gayness" gag didn't get me lol I read it normally | Blue penguin: I'm gay..
JericoJones23
#10 this could actaully be a great show. Love-hate relationships between a real estate agents and a ghost in a house he/she trying to sell.
chingchongexcon
There’s an amazing Nathan for You episode like this but it’s nonfiction
Fckipstypograph
"Casper, twenty years later", with Christina Ricci
AvidGamerShkunk
#20 joke's on u. I tilted my phone
Level16
I did neither. Do I need to come out as straight now?
TheBigCheese146
#4 I really didn't expect to be called out like this today...
Syovere
#40 The others are also Roald Dahl.
dukegonzo
#40 what am I missing?
stonetemplefox05
Nothing. I just thought Gene Wilder and grandpa Joe looked great on IMDb the last time I watched willy Wonka.
TheDivineMissEm
I love this answer.
LiterallyLordSatan
#23 How to cook crack, and clean a crab?
Justtoberight
#47 That stupid image bothers me so much
emberree
#27 You're not the boss of me now.
opossumposse
And you're not so big
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
Life is unfair
mufasa1028
#3 I still don't get this
Pikkupanda
The idea is that “poetry” can look like “pottery” to a dyslexic.
mufasa1028
Ahhhhh, thank you sir!!
BenjyX55
#28 Dead whales, probably.
MegaBase
#20 Fuck you, I tilted the phone like an intellectual
tgkaze
I read it without doing anything different…
NotTheSameAnymore
#25 got me.
bettiebettiebobettie
sames
uzetaab
I saw this like 2 days ago and it still got me :/
Tarelgeth
They already know what's at the bottom of the ocean. Why do you think they're trying so hard to go into space?
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Iä, iä!
baudkarma
There is water at the bottom of the ocean.
TomBrokaw
under the water, carrying the water!
latchkeyleather
Can someone explain the seashell one?
opossumposse
It's like a little house that sea animals live in, gives them protection.
BrockEffingSamson
Now please explain the three seashells.
pigoverthere
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
, but that’s not important right now.
TheMonkeysAngst
haha this guy doesnt know how to use the 3 sea shells
pigoverthere
latchkeyleather
Fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, pussy. No need for them now.
ccccaaaa
"She sells sea shells at a sea shore." It's an English tongue twister.
forResearchPurposesOnly
A right bit saturated market
mufasa1028
Its "Sally sells seashells by the seashore"
PhyshStycc
#4 you bastard you got me
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Same
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
Right?!?!? Spot on
delitescency
What does it mean if I skipped reading the entire content and only looked at it after reading the comments
DewiMorgan
Same. The page break was positioned perfectly to get me.
SensitiveShiori
i felt so attacked
FractalB
DoomSquirter
I totally fell for that and also I guess I've got the gayness from a couple images down from that one. I don't think I have time for both.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
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vanfem
Got me too but that's not ADHD, it's just the regular CBF.
bumblebeezzz
I also suffer from a severe case of CBF
Nikolai5
I had to google what that means, in the UK we say Can't Be Arsed or CBA.
PTFCMcGee
“I bet it’s just a bunch of things I know I already do. I’ll just skip to the last one … son of a bitch.”
schlockchurch
It's so true. I hate it.
FuzzBall87
#28 rocks
stonetemplefox05
Yeah it does!
FjordFiskursson
Lots of basalt.
stewartthehuman
RoseNoire66613
It's plastic bags