Jul 1, 2017 7:30 AM
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WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
The fat run derby O'lay.
DigitalWaffle
And the fat man wins by a measure of 13 Whoppers and 2 fries.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
ILaughUntilICry
While I was waiting for it to load I thought,"what horrible animal bullying sport am i going to see" I was pleasently surprised.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
It's funny because they are fat.
carlofonovs
I was gonna comment: "this should be a thing!" But then I remembered the Olympics already exist. For thousands of years.
the4getful
sellcrazysomewhereelse
Bet they would beat all of us !
TheAutoBoT1011
When you start running out of things to bet on.
SuperKingus
Hog racing.
praga37
I expected to see a plate of burgers at the finishing line for the winner...
BrigidtheMechLady
Damn, that fat guy can really move
SqueekidySqueeken
So majestic
downvoteacct
Run Forrest, RUN!
Notphill
Juarez Chronicle May 2045: Here we see two refugee Americans competing for entry into the city.
Fredfinks
mexicans are fatter
Mexicanguy
Yeah but americans are not that far behind
bigcheezefartz
Finally a sport for me!
ImNotFromHereIHaveMyOwnCustoms
These fat tubs of lard are ruining society. Get back in your pens you animals.
Dartacus
not sure if serious or?...
LaTangaChueca
I want to feel like the guy jumping at the end
Mumalot
Does this dress make me look fast?
MrPredator
Anyone else disappointed they didn't have a bucket of KFC on a motorized cart ahead of those two?
thebumpinthenight
the one that wins gets to eat that day.
sangatster
I'm not gonna rope 'em. You rope 'em
Drexal023
Is this how Americans celebrate July 4th?
SickOfThisCessPool
Mexico must be so boring
NomadMatt
ohaibai
Uh....
TheBlueMuppet
Ass-Drag Racing!
RickSanchezX
i would run like him for free hamburgers
Druggedpunk
Mexican here. Can confirm that we do races like theses. After all the horse races are over we get people and make them race and we bet.
AsinusAdLyram
Does the winner at least get part of the take?
BeaverHunter
Look at all the idiots in white cowboy hats. Johnny Cash would be pissed.
Geckuro
whats wrong with white hats?
Johnny wears black- ‘nuff said.
i still dont understand. is it a texas thing that i'll never understand because i live too far to the north?
It’s a classic country music thing from the 60’s- Listen to some Cash sometime!
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
The fat run derby O'lay.
DigitalWaffle
And the fat man wins by a measure of 13 Whoppers and 2 fries.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
ILaughUntilICry
While I was waiting for it to load I thought,"what horrible animal bullying sport am i going to see" I was pleasently surprised.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
It's funny because they are fat.
carlofonovs
I was gonna comment: "this should be a thing!" But then I remembered the Olympics already exist. For thousands of years.
the4getful
sellcrazysomewhereelse
Bet they would beat all of us !
TheAutoBoT1011
When you start running out of things to bet on.
SuperKingus
Hog racing.
praga37
I expected to see a plate of burgers at the finishing line for the winner...
BrigidtheMechLady
Damn, that fat guy can really move
SqueekidySqueeken
So majestic
downvoteacct
Run Forrest, RUN!
Notphill
Juarez Chronicle May 2045: Here we see two refugee Americans competing for entry into the city.
Fredfinks
mexicans are fatter
Mexicanguy
Yeah but americans are not that far behind
bigcheezefartz
Finally a sport for me!
ImNotFromHereIHaveMyOwnCustoms
These fat tubs of lard are ruining society. Get back in your pens you animals.
Dartacus
LaTangaChueca
I want to feel like the guy jumping at the end
Mumalot
Does this dress make me look fast?
MrPredator
Anyone else disappointed they didn't have a bucket of KFC on a motorized cart ahead of those two?
thebumpinthenight
the one that wins gets to eat that day.
sangatster
I'm not gonna rope 'em. You rope 'em
Drexal023
Is this how Americans celebrate July 4th?
SickOfThisCessPool
Mexico must be so boring
NomadMatt
ohaibai
Uh....
TheBlueMuppet
Ass-Drag Racing!
RickSanchezX
i would run like him for free hamburgers
Druggedpunk
Mexican here. Can confirm that we do races like theses. After all the horse races are over we get people and make them race and we bet.
AsinusAdLyram
Does the winner at least get part of the take?
BeaverHunter
Look at all the idiots in white cowboy hats. Johnny Cash would be pissed.
Geckuro
whats wrong with white hats?
BeaverHunter
Johnny wears black- ‘nuff said.
Geckuro
i still dont understand. is it a texas thing that i'll never understand because i live too far to the north?
BeaverHunter
It’s a classic country music thing from the 60’s- Listen to some Cash sometime!