Jan 16, 2018 9:21 AM
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LessanderoCortez
Its nice that you clean you giant crossoint.
ActionJohnnie
I was worried she was going to breast feed it
Shazamforkazam
MacGyverLizard?
Milkycup
The Shape of Water
jimmyjabgames
Jubjub!
markm0101
And that is why you should never feed your Shitzu after midnight.
tininacan
MacGuyver... Lots of controversy over his care... He's a sweet boy though
Kaiotea
Yo, get some lotion for your fucking dog. That skin infection is hideous.
saltemego
Excuse me ma'am I like your dog...what breed is it?
Maranatha1
Tried to get him a little boobie there.
sorroweater
Mac is a Tegu. He's also severely overweight and his popularity on social media is normalizing bad Tegu husbandry in the hobby.
RonSwansonIsReallyProudOfYou
Dart???
jobe
steenerbeener
I like your bath tub drain stopper! I have the same one. Works great.
TummyTroubles
Jubjub
deadonmyfeet
Preparing dinner.
hakons1
No no no no. Saw what that thing turned into in Stranger things, get it outta here before it eats us
InverseNarnia
Just so you know,anyone that's interested,this is how not to care for a tegu.He is morbidly obese and already lost his tail due to poor care
GuardsmanMiku
I've waited so long to be able to use this
ScalierNebula
No Demo no!
JustADesperateGuy101
Dart?
Wanderingmaniac
He scratched her bewb
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
I think your dog might be autistic.
vlej
fucking asian porn...
professionallazyperson
Lizard tryina grab a titty, she's like "no no, not there my sweet child"
driftinginspace
Jub jub
torchstatic
In the tub tub
Ganondorky
Underrated Simpsons reference.
doucheCat
"woof" - lizard probably...
confirmsthings
What lizard?
Shit.... Nevermind! +1
moon35man2000
brasky456
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
They’re called Asians and apparently there are like seven different kinds.
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
DuchessGummiBunns
I laughed so fucking hard
HeywouldJablowme
Do they eat like normal food?
gunstarzz
I thought there are more than 7
ChuckKarma
7, 3-4 billion, whatever.
hilariousvuk
TrendyOP
That’s a paraplegic learning to walk with her lips ????
Sedlyf
Is no one gonna point out that this looks creepy as hell...ITS TERRIFYING!
ArtMadeofYourComment
That's...that's the point.
Woonski
TheCuntACrossTheStreet
Slime trail
ionlycommentwithgifsandpics
Birbin
NO
QueenRose
I don't get it. It's just a zoom on a blurry crowd of people. What am I missing here?
AND his NAME IS JOOOOOOHNNNN CEENAAAA
doo doodoo dooot
Dethereus
notashill
I can see the snail trail
blissinignorance
PUNISHER88
WTF is this, please explain...lol
Willybum84
What the fuck is that?
MrsMcInnes
"Is it doodoo?!"
noyoucannothavemyusername
Wrist watch straps
OctopusStinkhorn
It’s a bathtub. Seriously, we’ve been hinting but you gotta learn to clean yourself.
Blackcorncob
newsguycraigevans
Tina Belcher: The Adult Years
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
An Asian.
MegaDeuce
It's her dog.
AQShattuck1
I was weirded out the first time I saw one too, apparently that's one of many types of them called an Asian.
LtKifKroker
I consider the top commenter an expert in this field, so that means it's a sweet potato.
gsmdo
Croissantasaurus
beleginwaffle
Dinner?
AdrianDunne
https://imgur.com/Au2Ztdf
Janusha
A rather small Asian woman.
AMakMemeBandit
Sweet potato, according to some professional statement here. It’s pretty adorable though
PropainAndPropainAccesories
It's a scaley baby and it's perfect
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
SunBrolem
Its one of those climbing dogs
MiddleName
A dog
SendGoodboys
A goodboy
weeniehutjunior69
Red tagu!!
AutismTheMusical
A woman
IAmTheBadW01f
Circumcised
ehoba666
A backwards penis with legs
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
An Asian woman, don't be wacist.
DickDastardly404
a yam
TinHornGeKo
a Tremor
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
A magnum dog
LuckyJynX
that´s a repost
Fumbleskunk
That's a graboid! Haven't you been paying attention?!
TakeToTheSkyNya
It's a "tegu" lizard. If you look at the neck, it's where it stores fat. This tegu is obese. Anytime this lady is shown, he keeps getting 1
FuckMeFuckYou
The neck fat makes his head look like a croissant from certain angles.
FragPenguin
That isn’t fat on its neck. Those are his jaw muscles
He has muscles on his jaw, yes, but also fat stores. That's what makes up his jowls.
Bambadjan
Saying something wrong, but making it sound like a fact? This guy ^
Thanks. It’s my dream to run for political office one day
Well it can only go uphill from here, so best of luck to ya!
UnculturedHeathen
No... All male tegus have those jowells. I would not classify him as obese.
MrTegu
The reds are bulkier than the black and whites but, no, that is one seriously fat gu.
TheMossWillInheritTheEarth
All male tegus *do* have those jowels, but not nearly that big. He *also* has fat rolls on each of his joints. He has fat rolls *everywhere*
Not to mention that his tail is a massive roll too. It should be like a whip, slimming down to point at the end; not looking like a baguette
Robindino17
apparently part of his tail died off which would explain the baguette look
fatter and fatter, which isn't good for the lizard. 2
Here's some proof https://www.google.com/amp/kaijutegu.tumblr.com/post/158125346713/macgyver-the-tegu-is-grossly-obese-even-for-his/amp
Bootsy81
An argument on tumblr? Proof? C'mon man...
SchuKadaj
Even a bit of a google shows that this Tegu is not healthy though.
viva93
Did you even read it
Agent
This kills the lizard.
Rantaf
Yes
ICheckSpellingAndSuch
And then they lived happily ever after...?
dragonbolt
I know I was surprised too but apparently they're called "asians" and there's a ton of different types of them
Sgtstinkfinger
"And they all kind of hate each other, for some reason"
HorsefaceBeeguy
conradfr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFHJRmt_lw
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
G/f and I still quote the "No, the opposite." part constantly.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
For real though, she and it looks like the same ones from the picture.
I also though that.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
v
Xanthx
Married to one, took years to find the actual breed name. Any recommendations on caring and feeding?
Wankathon
do they eat like, normal food?
cufa
Oh nonono, the opposite.
STINKPICKEL
Tripped over a dinosaur egg last time I heard that joke.
[deleted]
Ahh, I see you have a keen sense of the obvious honed razor sharp, but you seem to have dulled it on someting, tings are very hard.
You should watch were you’re going. Clumsy cunt.
Well that 1st time I heard it it was so funny I was XD, and didn't see the egg.
TheGiggityGuy
TheFinalDoctor
TheSpicyMemelord
Niplets
twohearteddoctor
CyrilConnolly
InsouciantSausage
INALLCAPS
YouLookLikeAFruit
I like urs better
LessanderoCortez
Its nice that you clean you giant crossoint.
ActionJohnnie
I was worried she was going to breast feed it
Shazamforkazam
MacGyverLizard?
Milkycup
The Shape of Water
jimmyjabgames
Jubjub!
markm0101
And that is why you should never feed your Shitzu after midnight.
tininacan
MacGuyver... Lots of controversy over his care... He's a sweet boy though
Kaiotea
Yo, get some lotion for your fucking dog. That skin infection is hideous.
saltemego
Excuse me ma'am I like your dog...what breed is it?
Maranatha1
Tried to get him a little boobie there.
sorroweater
Mac is a Tegu. He's also severely overweight and his popularity on social media is normalizing bad Tegu husbandry in the hobby.
RonSwansonIsReallyProudOfYou
Dart???
jobe
steenerbeener
I like your bath tub drain stopper! I have the same one. Works great.
TummyTroubles
Jubjub
deadonmyfeet
Preparing dinner.
hakons1
No no no no. Saw what that thing turned into in Stranger things, get it outta here before it eats us
InverseNarnia
Just so you know,anyone that's interested,this is how not to care for a tegu.He is morbidly obese and already lost his tail due to poor care
GuardsmanMiku
I've waited so long to be able to use this
ScalierNebula
No Demo no!
JustADesperateGuy101
Dart?
Wanderingmaniac
He scratched her bewb
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
I think your dog might be autistic.
vlej
fucking asian porn...
professionallazyperson
Lizard tryina grab a titty, she's like "no no, not there my sweet child"
driftinginspace
Jub jub
torchstatic
In the tub tub
Ganondorky
Underrated Simpsons reference.
doucheCat
"woof" - lizard probably...
confirmsthings
What lizard?
doucheCat
Shit.... Nevermind! +1
moon35man2000
brasky456
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
They’re called Asians and apparently there are like seven different kinds.
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
DuchessGummiBunns
I laughed so fucking hard
HeywouldJablowme
Do they eat like normal food?
gunstarzz
I thought there are more than 7
ChuckKarma
7, 3-4 billion, whatever.
hilariousvuk
TrendyOP
That’s a paraplegic learning to walk with her lips ????
Sedlyf
Is no one gonna point out that this looks creepy as hell...ITS TERRIFYING!
ArtMadeofYourComment
That's...that's the point.
Woonski
TheCuntACrossTheStreet
Slime trail
ionlycommentwithgifsandpics
Birbin
NO
QueenRose
ArtMadeofYourComment
I don't get it. It's just a zoom on a blurry crowd of people. What am I missing here?
QueenRose
AND his NAME IS JOOOOOOHNNNN CEENAAAA
Woonski
doo doodoo dooot
Dethereus
notashill
I can see the snail trail
blissinignorance
PUNISHER88
WTF is this, please explain...lol
Willybum84
What the fuck is that?
MrsMcInnes
"Is it doodoo?!"
noyoucannothavemyusername
Wrist watch straps
OctopusStinkhorn
It’s a bathtub. Seriously, we’ve been hinting but you gotta learn to clean yourself.
Blackcorncob
newsguycraigevans
Tina Belcher: The Adult Years
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
An Asian.
MegaDeuce
It's her dog.
AQShattuck1
I was weirded out the first time I saw one too, apparently that's one of many types of them called an Asian.
LtKifKroker
I consider the top commenter an expert in this field, so that means it's a sweet potato.
gsmdo
Croissantasaurus
beleginwaffle
Dinner?
AdrianDunne
https://imgur.com/Au2Ztdf
Janusha
A rather small Asian woman.
AMakMemeBandit
Sweet potato, according to some professional statement here. It’s pretty adorable though
PropainAndPropainAccesories
It's a scaley baby and it's perfect
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
SunBrolem
Its one of those climbing dogs
MiddleName
A dog
SendGoodboys
A goodboy
weeniehutjunior69
Red tagu!!
AutismTheMusical
A woman
IAmTheBadW01f
Circumcised
ehoba666
A backwards penis with legs
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
An Asian woman, don't be wacist.
DickDastardly404
a yam
TinHornGeKo
a Tremor
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
A magnum dog
LuckyJynX
that´s a repost
Fumbleskunk
That's a graboid! Haven't you been paying attention?!
TakeToTheSkyNya
It's a "tegu" lizard. If you look at the neck, it's where it stores fat. This tegu is obese. Anytime this lady is shown, he keeps getting 1
FuckMeFuckYou
The neck fat makes his head look like a croissant from certain angles.
FragPenguin
That isn’t fat on its neck. Those are his jaw muscles
TakeToTheSkyNya
He has muscles on his jaw, yes, but also fat stores. That's what makes up his jowls.
Bambadjan
Saying something wrong, but making it sound like a fact? This guy ^
FragPenguin
Thanks. It’s my dream to run for political office one day
Bambadjan
Well it can only go uphill from here, so best of luck to ya!
UnculturedHeathen
No... All male tegus have those jowells. I would not classify him as obese.
MrTegu
The reds are bulkier than the black and whites but, no, that is one seriously fat gu.
TheMossWillInheritTheEarth
All male tegus *do* have those jowels, but not nearly that big. He *also* has fat rolls on each of his joints. He has fat rolls *everywhere*
TheMossWillInheritTheEarth
Not to mention that his tail is a massive roll too. It should be like a whip, slimming down to point at the end; not looking like a baguette
Robindino17
apparently part of his tail died off which would explain the baguette look
TakeToTheSkyNya
fatter and fatter, which isn't good for the lizard. 2
TakeToTheSkyNya
Here's some proof https://www.google.com/amp/kaijutegu.tumblr.com/post/158125346713/macgyver-the-tegu-is-grossly-obese-even-for-his/amp
Bootsy81
An argument on tumblr? Proof? C'mon man...
SchuKadaj
Even a bit of a google shows that this Tegu is not healthy though.
viva93
Did you even read it
Agent
This kills the lizard.
Rantaf
TakeToTheSkyNya
Yes
ICheckSpellingAndSuch
And then they lived happily ever after...?
dragonbolt
I know I was surprised too but apparently they're called "asians" and there's a ton of different types of them
Sgtstinkfinger
"And they all kind of hate each other, for some reason"
HorsefaceBeeguy
conradfr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFHJRmt_lw
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
G/f and I still quote the "No, the opposite." part constantly.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
For real though, she and it looks like the same ones from the picture.
Willybum84
I also though that.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Xanthx
Married to one, took years to find the actual breed name. Any recommendations on caring and feeding?
Wankathon
do they eat like, normal food?
cufa
Oh nonono, the opposite.
STINKPICKEL
Tripped over a dinosaur egg last time I heard that joke.
[deleted]
[deleted]
STINKPICKEL
Ahh, I see you have a keen sense of the obvious honed razor sharp, but you seem to have dulled it on someting, tings are very hard.
Rantaf
You should watch were you’re going. Clumsy cunt.
STINKPICKEL
Well that 1st time I heard it it was so funny I was XD, and didn't see the egg.
TheGiggityGuy
TheFinalDoctor
TheSpicyMemelord
Niplets
twohearteddoctor
CyrilConnolly
InsouciantSausage
INALLCAPS
twohearteddoctor
YouLookLikeAFruit
I like urs better
twohearteddoctor