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"I complained to Capital One that I couldn't pay my bill because I couldn't copy and paste a 2 into the account number, and my 2 key didn't work because of an orange juice incident."
Jul 30, 2014 12:23 AM
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BetaZerker
Obviously fake, and also, that's a fucking awful keyboard. Apple scissor switch? How about NO?
Caloo77
Do you even on-screen keyboard dog?
EddieMcfork
"I bought a new keyboard and wrote this letter for fake Internet points"
SpaceFace
http://cdn.meme.li/instances/500x/53099285.jpg
RealDonaldTrump
Capital One... Prepare your inbox for 100s or more orange juice incidents.
Mogmai
I don't remember what they're called but don't computers/laptops have virtual keyboards installed or online? Ya know, clicking the keyboard.
Craythey
On screen keyboards is the term, and I was thinking the sand thing.
introdevious
shitty excuse to not pay a bill
tarataqa
IKR? I got a computer and internet and electricity, but I can't be arsed to mail a check to you.
MPinky
t...this is so fake it hurts.
cominup7
The fakeness omg #1 why couldn't he just use one of the hundreds of pc's he likely has access to #2 Capital One doesn't give a shit about u
thewildplum
HAH! The whole 9!
damcruise
Uh, what about the On-screen keyboard?
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
"Your comment inspired us so much we have decided to change our name to Capital Two."
DotheBabyIsaac
I almost needed a new keyboard! Caught me off guard.
aceranek
I want a free $70 keyboard
BeerSeer
I wouldn't pay $5 for a wireless keyboard. In fact, I'm not even American so I wouldn't pay any dollar at all.
tr0Jan
well, we know what mike tyson's doing for spare change these days
TrustMeImTheDoctor10
Umm..my bank account has no money in it so I can't pay you...
wingweaver415
You have a Capitol One Credit card but you cant dish out 8$ for a new keyboard? Bullshit.
TylerthecreatorChristianAnderson
Copy and paste a god damn 2
Gunnerghost
Because a simple phone call would have been too much pressure to handle
TheHappyCanadian
don't most keyboards have a second set of numbers on the right?
VrryBurntpork
10-keyless is popular these days.
iamireland
Every business has an option to pay by phone but let's not let reality get in the way of a good story.
mzxrules
Additionally, on-screen keyboard might work as well
EnterDMZ
Laptops almost always never have them and tenkeyless keyboards are actually fairly popular
SweetGeekling
Not on all laptops. Beyond that, I don't know. Haven't used a desktop in years.
InsanityBuildsCharacter
depends on the screen size, if bigger than 15" most have full keyboard, if smaller than 13" it very rarely has
TintreachToirneach
All desktops I've used have had them. Made sure to get a laptop with a keypad as need it for certain programmes, I'd have no excuse...
serenityfast
Plot Twist: OP's PC doesn't have bluetooth, so they can't use the new keyboard.
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serenityfast
It's an Apple keyboard in the picture, it's bluetooth without an adapter.
TheRealImgurOP
the mac keyboards are bluetooth.
undefinedpoints
Brah:
Glens
HAHA ! It's a wireless Keyboard. Joke on you !
billybobsteele
Don't most keyboards have two "2" keys? Or you can just reassign the "2" to a different key.
frivolousbuttercream
Maybe that person is blind, you insensitive prick
HipHipHooray
no they didn't.
Macalucifer666
And a charge for $49.99 will show up on your next credit card statement...
scooterwillie
"Customer Care Sympathy Fee"
JokerToast
As a former supervisor at Capital One, I can confirm that they would totally do this.. if you're patient and not an ass when you call in.
JokerToast
Um. I meant send the keyboard.. they'd only charge you if you were a jerk, and if you were, they wouldn't even hesitate.
v3rtabreaker
Apple's Wireless Keyboard is $69.00 http://store.apple.com/us/product/MC184LL/B/apple-wireless-keyboard-english?fnode=3e
slimjimhim
Net gain, awww yeah
GlassPhysics
bow chica wowow
Jardok
"takes up 24% less space than a full sized keyboard" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TOOK OUT THE NUMPAD APPLE. ffs.
danopia
As someone who doesn't use a numpad, I'm cool with this.
kittyclawz
And my wireless Hewlett-Packard that looks almost exactly like that was $20. I'll never understand Apple or their fanatics.
causality
Apple charges fifty bucks for a fucking HDMI adapter.
v3rtabreaker
Apple's HDMI Cable is $19.00 http://store.apple.com/us/product/MC838ZM/B/apple-hdmi-to-hdmi-cable-18-m?fnode=51
causality
That is a cable. Their equivalent to a $15 MHL adapter is $49.99 store.apple.com/us/product/MD826ZM/A/lightning-digital-av-adapter
v3rtabreaker
OIC what you're talking about. Geeze I would just get an Apple TV and go wireless. That's $99.
causality
Further, twenty bucks for a six dollar HDMI cable is fucking ludicrous as well.
Khrome
"No excuses now...PAY UP, bitch!" -Adam, Capitol One
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Did...did I write this note? Is my name Adam? Because that is my fucking handwriting.
TheHipsterAsian
This is weird because my ex's name is Adam and this is also his handwriting, but you are not him. DO ALL ADAM'S HAVE THE SAME HANDWRITING?!!
tacodawg
Also dated a boy named Adam with this hand writing... interesting.
TheHipsterAsian
fuck you apostrophe
ObituaryHat
Yes. My boyfriend has the same handwriting. Weird.
excit3d
Nice try, Capitol One marketing team.
KNIVESY
I don't think the government has anything to do with this. That, or you have a slender grasp of the difference between capital and capitol
youreasmellypiratehooker
Capital One are a bunch of assholes. The last time my bill didn't get paid b/c the check got lost in the mail they raped me with charges
bentwrenches
I went bankrupt on their asses. Jack up my interest rate and charge late fees... see what you get.
neffle
They can afford it with their interest rates
unknownuser0
They did my car at 1.9%, I can't really complain.
ian9outof10
*Capital, Mr President
ReverendLovejoy
pff, Samsung sent a free dragon phone. Amateurs.
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
Welches only sent me coupons when I told them I provide fruit snacks to the university tri club.
Eldibs
Red Bull sent me some free Red Bull and stuff.
Yverras
D...dragon phone?
DetRustCohle
FIRE AND BLOOD
ReverendLovejoy
http://mashable.com/2012/08/30/samsung-dragon-phone/
fosco669
It's used to call dragons
WhatIveDean
http://mashable.com/2012/08/30/samsung-dragon-phone/
Jennybeanss
Omgdragonphone!!!!!
RikkiDo
It's everything I expected and more.
Yverras
That's pretty fantastic
RikkiDo
It's everything I expected and more.
Abso
Wonder if Shane ever wished he was a better artist.
TempestBobBenevolentGodofThunderandLightningandStuffandThings
This just makes me wonder who now holds its twin gadget, the Kangaroo-on-a-unicycle-phone. And if they can join together like SHAZAM.
CountOmar
lol, right? still. It makes me hate creditors less when they do this sort of thing.
chupacabraattack
dont hate creditors, hate those consumers who overreach.
CountOmar
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130312013034/random-ness/images/f/f0/Why_not_both.jpg
browniesftw
i agree. hate everyone
binicorn
That's the point. They didn't. This is a sham, a ruse, a falsehood, an attempted hoodwink and i for one will not stand for it
AskingTheRealQuestions
CAN I GET AN AMEN
J2383
Binicorns winks shall be hooded NO MORE!
binicorn
you good sir or good lady, have confused me
AndreaJames123
It's a marketing campaign.
AndreaJames123
It's a marketing campaign.
MakisDad
your comment made my dog
Jennybeanss
Give this guy a new keyboard!! Something's wrong!
PandaEnchilada
Wait.. your comments don't make dogs?..
cexikitin
On windows...Start -> Search -> On-Screen Keyboard
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cexikitin
Op was upset because he couldn't copy paste.
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cexikitin
Laptops don't have numpads usually.
tarataqa
ERMAGGERD, IT WERX!
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shaegen
Apple has an on-screen keyboard as well, or at least they used to as of 2009. I don't know where it is on the new OS's though.
cominup7
Ohhhh shit it's on now
Pyrowolf1
Holy crap!
FaceOfBeaux
If they sent an Apple keyboard it's entirely possible OP has an Apple product and isn't using windows. But I didn't know you could do this!
MPinky
macs have on screen keyboards built in as default software as well.
FaceOfBeaux
I'm sure they do (never used Apple) but it's probably not the same shortcut.
LoneDirewolf
Hey Imgur, my ex knows my Imgur account. Can I get a new one? Burn in hell Janet
cocacolapolarbearsaretheshit
Do you not want her to know what you're doing with your life? Did you stick your dick in crazy? You're not supposed to do that.
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
janet you fucking whore
VanSticks
Chandler?
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
I gave you a +1 but you're stuck with this account buddy.
SweetGeekling
I just opened a new one. I was at 84,700+ points and realized I missed the achievements, so I'm gonna do it all again... Sad, I know.
hahathatisfunny
fuck Janet. I guess you already did but metaphorically this time
sooothats3rdbase
Why is every Janet I know a whore??
jtjack
Damnit Janet!
bf3c
I highly recommend getting a new ex from imgur. worked out great for me!
TwentyEightCharacterUsername
You mean Janeth
perlsucks
Janet is the female Dan
Geekyre
Nice try Dan....trying to avoid shit and shifting it to Janet. God damn it Dan, you fucker.
SaphireDragonRider
Fuck Janet
raincoat86
Yeah! Fuck Janet!!
HalfwayToRelevance
Yeah who the fuck is named Janet anyway? Only bitches.
jvjanisse
And Jacksons.
StuckInBetweeen
Is your name Janet?
HalfwayToRelevance
My name is Trevor.
StuckInBetweeen
Trevor Janet?
HalfwayToRelevance
My name is not Janet lol
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER has some advice for you: become the legend. Rise above her downvotes and messages...become BOLDER than she ever was
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
i love you!
Sherl0ck
Great.. Now I admire a giant piece of Rock... Thanks, Boulder.
ChickenButtAndSoForth
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/9iELfBE
EwokOnAUnicorn
You're my hero.
TheBOULDER
Negatory. An Ewok on a Unicorn would be The BOULDER's hero any day of the week and twice on Wednesday, which is today.
LoneDirewolf
TheBOULDER
and also....could The BOULDER have her number?
inanimate
Yes. He rock.
icantaloupe
Me hunan