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FP edit: Always a pleasure when everyone upvotes me to the front. Feel free to send whatever. Boobs, butts, boobs and butts, doesn't matter. Also not my work but a guy who's name is Bert Kreischer.
CrunchyQueefTaco
I think the trick is to try NOT imagining it.
GeneCode
All white? Racist dicks!!
GodLikeButHumble
Heheh... dicks.
RagingSlab
Why isn't the brown one bigger than the others?
motherfuckerfuckingmotherfuckest
http://imgur.com/qzi95oT
valdishark
Now, we need step-by-step tutorial.
Ruthlessninja09
I didn't even know this was a thing!
mattressguru
probably less than your mom has to clean when she does you laundry.
digitalizard
I'm kinda disappointed there's not a black one that's like 3 mattresses long.
flewind
Or is that cock?
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
Haven't seen this in a while
goldish
Glad I'm not the only one
fartharder
LOL - clean
SmokieMcBongwater
I will practice the fine art of bed linen origami during my next holiday.
Twinklepot
It's proper name is bedlinigami
peoplearepeoplearepeoplearepeople
Do you know how many bed sheets are shaped like dicks?! The best kinds!
Ssssssssssss
Creativity is key.
IWatchedYouGetThemWet
Hotel cockery
Eweaselbeth
Yuuuup. Been there, done that. Word of advice: NEVER EVER rent a room with a hot tub.
N3234KA
What's the story?
Eweaselbeth
There's been a few, haha. Nothing I could type in 120 characters. There have been handfuls of questionable goo at least.
soso456
the story is about "the water is not changed often", I guess
GABAtransaminase
This is a thing people do ....? This is why we can't have nice things.
Commasareimportant
Come on usersub! You can do it!
DannyDoggo
Someone...I won't say who...has a dick fetish..
dread0not
I am literally dribbling with excitement the next time I stay in a hotel.
arachnoides
Yes bruv me too haha
JapaneseStudentTadashii
"Let's go honey it's almost check out," "One second. I just gotta... Do a thing."
flewind
Makes the dish towel chicken look - kinda chicken!
PinkThief
It's gross that people just throw their semen everywhere only when they're in hotel rooms. Savages
IGoOnTheInternetAndTellLies
Um, I'm going to need step by step instructions on how to fold my sheets into a giant dong, please.
BlondeDracula
I didn't know this was a thing that people do, now I'm glad I know... because I will be doing it. +1
Sunky
Better than this:
Fandumb
Not only was the subject strangled to death with phone chord, but the sick fucks also shrunk her head. Look how small it is now!
diregamer
I entirely disagree.
TheGreatBetrayal
What a dick move.
ArmorcladCowboy
Going for the low hanging fruit I see. Still, I've got to upvote you for it.
OnlyLennyFace
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Hpro
Username checks out.
IsThisAPictureOfOtisRedding
How are there this many pictures of hotel linen penises? Is this some kind of worldwide tradition?
gamesthatiplay
It will be now.
MurtBaclinBFI
It is now
Jusmar
People learned to do it because it gets internet points.
KatCatKittyKatCat
Yea like why is this a thing? Then I think - sigh - figures
UncleVenoM
It damn well should be.
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
I reckon its the same person who works at a hotel as a maid.
SinCalzones
I stay at hotels often enough that I should, nay, will do this from now on
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
probably just 1 person.
Eleaphante
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avail1987
It is now.
Loominati
maybe it was one person who stays at a lot of hotels and just took pictures every time he left
PoisonInJest
If you don't do this after ejaculating in a hotel bed they don't change the sheets. Pay it forward bro.
IsThisAPictureOfOtisRedding
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/lrt7.gif
Cheerfulinsanity
Are you saying that they don't necessarily change the sheets before each new customer? Because I just assumed...
PoisonInJest
Ethical upstanding hotels would.. I still ask for fresh Linens any time I stay in any lodging.
ICantThinkOfAU
So you're saying my ex DID get pregnant from sleeping in a dirty hotel room? Ah fuck I feel like a dick now, I got phonecalls to make...
AtomicDJ
I was thinking the same thing as I checked the number of images at the bottom. Nice....
kyoddthebard
I just wonder why apparently so many people have this skill.
IsThisAPictureOfOtisRedding
Parallel evolution at its best!
Flymolo30
That art degree is good for something after all.
PoisonInJest
Well after the craze of making it look like a body are you surprised? I'm excited for what's next!!
Alcard
Well there was a tutorial post here about two years ago. It was a napkin though so you mileage may very.
weedledeedle
My friends and I do this whenever we go to a hotel. It's actually really easy to make.
MugsMoney
Maybe one person does this everywhere s/he goes and this is the album containing their life's work.
atliens27
I draw stick figure smut in every hotel. I'm not good about saving them though.
tehPhreakmang
I put escort flyers in the hotel bibles usually at proverbs 7:10 or kings 3:16. oh i'm agnostic btw hehehe
atliens27
I'd assume you were
Perfzilla
If we don't bring this to the front page, follow usersub dwellers, we will have failed our divine duty.
SlightlyNormal
You put way too much effort into the whole usersub circlejerk.
Jameski07
Don't worry it's cumming.
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FragTagged
You sir have earned my upvote