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Jun 15, 2013 2:16 PM
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TJmuthafuckinDetweilers
haha. pip.
banquetforone
with over 7 billion people in the world you would think this wouldn't shock anyone
whiskeynovember
"Everytime a penis enters a vagina I kill a Stark!"
welcomestranger
Did George R R Martin just do a live action Joker meme?
bivalve
One is a beautiful thing and the other is disgusting and sick.
TheTroller
Yeah, sex is gross.
GeeEm
Most certainly. Hormones prevent most people from seeing that until Refactory Periods.
usayasha
Periods. Boners. ＢＬＯＯＤ ＭＡＧＩＣ
TobiasYouBlowHard
hey i know what I'd like to hear more.
putTHATonyourimgur
*peep
CrabWallet
There's room for a joker meme tie in
iwilleatyourbabies
because youre very good at writing one and very bad at the other.
holybatshitbatman
Well then everyone loses their minds!!!
thatget1
when kickass came out everyone was bitching about how a little girl was cursing like a sailor. 80% didn't say a peep about girl MURDERING.
ImJustSayinHey
I could've swore the last picture would say, "Everyone loses their minds!"
fandomreference
Most curses relate to sex - but unless you're bloody British, none of them relate to murder.
vwiese
I don't mind sex.
eggmuffin
We should compromise. Axes entering vaginas. I'm sure Rule34.com has something.
zeshoopuf
Penises entering skulls.
drlazercatz
g. r.r. martin's books are not that good
TheGimpy
The problem with it is that he tends to write sex scenes very awkwardly. That's the reason I'm not crazy about his sex scenes.
RadishIsAMeat
I think the main issue is all the characters having sex are well under our perceived age of sexual maturity.
YoutubeCommenter
his head-split-by-axe scenes, though, pure poetry
TheGimpy
That being said, it's his story and he can tell it however he damn well pleases.
Erebus9997
And the way he's telling it has made him rich and famous, so I would say it's pretty damn effective.
ItsZones
because vaginas are the leading cause of cooties!
Darthplowker
"Bloody gratuitous violence is ok as long as nobody says any naughty words." Mrs. Broflofvski.. Kyles mom in South Park
slapmyassandcallmesusan
Kyles mom is a big fat bitch.
Darthplowker
The biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
OCPoster
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
Darthplowker
A bitch to all the boys and girls!!
worsewitch91
can someone upload this as a joker meme?
ABNorman
I remember being appalled in high school when a girl referred to her vagina as an "axe wound"
anthonyr529
"We train young men to drop fire on people but they are not allowed to have "FUCK" on their plane because it is obscene.
tracereading
Which is funny because we, as a species, have been fucking each other a lot longer than we've been waging war on each other.
Erebus9997
As someone with slow internet, thank you for these not being gifs.
patvince
YES! Thank you. Finally, someone that understands me.
MURKLURK
No one has ever said anything closer to home.
Utricle
Seriously? Why are things like this ever gifs? Completely pointless.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I always thought that was pretty useless for things like this. pics suffice nicely.
Erebus9997
Especially when the facial expression has been caught perfectly, as it has been.
antihaze
I, too, am at work.
Erebus9997
I, unfortunately, am at home. :(
danny87
As someone with slow internet, i thank you for your post, otherwise i would still be waiting for the pics to move
Silenceisbliss
I honestly thought they were gifs... dear god I sat there for at least 5 minutes...
GrandpaUtz
Amen! Being with slow, Peruvian Internet, I've actually found myself downvoting all giant .gif chains and moving on.
EvilGnome
you having crappy internet is no reason to downvote a good post.
Stormfort
I know right? It's not their fault they want to improve the experience for some. Ask to make it a still image in comments.
EvilGnome
goddamn right.
Erebus9997
I'm visiting Peru next month! :D
GrandpaUtz
That's great! Unfortunately my time is up next month (been here since March). Where you planning on going?
Erebus9997
Lots of places! Going for three weeks! ^‿^
GrandpaUtz
That's great! Are you going with a regimented program, or do you have free time to choose where you want to go? If so, I have suggestions!
CoolNickName
Exactly, only the text that is a little to big.
Minnesotan
Same, I sometimes just skip big posts with lots of gifs
luckiestheather
I always have to. My computer strokes out if it has to load too many at once. I miss out on a lot of imgur that way. :(
Spirrivippen
I have issues with gifs not playing, but exclusively on imgur. And it's wors on my phone, but i concur: Not everything has to be a gif. :)
Erebus9997
Interestingly, so do I. About 50% of the time, the gif loads all the frames in imgur, but then stops. I have to view it in a new tab.
Spirrivippen
Yes! And it sucks! FYI: Using Chrome, both on my phone and PC.
Erebus9997
Same. I haven't actually checked to see if it does the same in any of my other browsers...
haruspex
As someone with eyes, these are way too tiny.
CakEttE
I never understood those gifs with text & of them speaking.. first, I cannot watch them and read at the same time.. second.. stop it. D:
marvelsarah
I mean, penises entering vaginas brings a lot more joy to the world than axes entering skulls.
Locatelli
Clearly you haven't seen me when I'm angry
herpaderpaboom
Not if your nordic
jsktrogdor
A penis entering a vagina is how we got Hitler AND Justin Beiber. We should stop, it's no worth it.
stouf761
Says the one who has never taken an ax to a skull.
abeansits
Depends on who's doing the skull penetration.
nosoupforoldmen
Speak for yourself.
ToranagaTheShogun
Some need both at the same time.
paradigm84
As a viking, I feel the opposite way.
Azhrael
Depends on who's skull we are talking about.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Agreed.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
whose*
Erebus9997
YourLawyer
Good example, but we need something less perfect.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
And whose vagina.
AtHomeWithTrolls
And whose penis. Think about Joffrey--not the actor, the character.
BruceGodDamnWayne
I think Joffrey is one of those rare axe-entering-skull > penis-entering-vagina exceptions.
nairobie
Not sure about that, Joffrey might be nicer if someone give him a good fucking.
secondcityguitars
Either way someone's getting stabbed.
ebeneezersplooge
Just like when the media called Mass Effect a porno for scenes in a game in which you kill tons of people, sometimes innocents if you'd like
joh01922
Nobody has ever commented on violence in video games.
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
Actually, they have.
IAmNoTreeIAmAnEnt
gtmosully
Hahahahahaha this is fantastic
toxicomanie
naw, Mass Effect was just a touch homophobic for allowing femshepard lesbian romance but not allowing male Shepard any gay lovin'.
SweetBambiJesus
As someone who played Dragon Age: Origins before any Mass Effect, I was disappointed in that limitation. I can has yaoi, plz? ^.^
ArkAngel7
As someone who has also played Origins, are you as excited for Inquisition as I am?!
SweetBambiJesus
Totally!!! I've played Origins so many times. Was disappointed in how linear DA2 was, but DAI should be way more open. Can't wait. :)
ArkAngel7
It looks very good, and I think they've confirmed they're trying to fix the problems with DA2, and even the problems with ME3 :D
Damnyousalazar
Actually, you can be gay with Cortéz, the cool shuttle pilot. I'm straight but I went for it, since it was such a accepting thing to add.
ebeneezersplooge
You actually can be gay in ME3 with two possible characters. We aren't talking about how I know this.
HannibalMontanibal
This is extra funny because of your user name.
toxicomanie
which is a nice improvement over ME 1 and 2 !
DasDovian
We can talk about how I know this.
COVERMEPORKIN5
RELEVANT:
Sturbinator
That's society for you. It's okay for my kids can watch the heart being ripped from someone's chest. But whatever you do, don't say fuck!
herpaderpaboom
You should go to Spain even the shower ads have nude people
LiTMac
That's why I'm moving to Europe!
EvilPineapple
It's simply AGONY living with these sort of rules. Absolutely TORTUROUS I say. (The joke is that violent words are used casually, not FUCK)
nastynate14597
I think the desire for sex is more easily manipulated than the desire to murder.
MrBananaBeak
Indiana Jones?
Sturbinator
Wreck It Ralph. Kano rips out the heart from a Zombie at the "Bad Guy" meeting. As a video game fan - awesome. As a parent - wait a minute.
MrBananaBeak
Yeah, I can see that. And of course, the act of making love is a bad thing, but decapitated human beings is A-OK
FrankyFrankFrank
.... you said deh bad werd.
Todesengelchen
*US society. Here in europe it is more or less reversed.
Stormfort
Is that why they curse oft in Doctor Who yet never really do anything too violent
KuroInu
well kinda true but it's not like that in every country. in germany you are not allowed to see a heart being ripped from someone's chest 1/2
KuroInu
2/2 nor you are allowed to mention sex. at least in games. mature movies are a bit different but there is not that much sex talk either.
Sturbinator
I live in Canada. It`s a little more relaxed than the US but we ca`t help but get caught up in it.
Himser
more relaxed? Canadians as a people are way more prudish then any american i have met. that includes Utah.
Sturbinator
Here's a fun read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XXXVIII_halftime_show_controversy#Public_reaction
Himser
Yep. the prudish in the USA are a lot more vocal. but even in the conservative south people greet by kissing on cheeks.. Canada never.
TalkingFastSavesTime
When a penis enters a vagina my favorite character doesn't die
brightdarkness
no but you're least favorite one is born
BatsBlood
Plot Twist: Tyrion dies of AIDS in the next book.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Not me. My favorite character is virginity.
ivoryashes
However... that's what brought us Geoffrey.
khadegar
maybe he's being created
TJmuthafuckinDetweilers
unless your favorite character is one of the sperms that didn't make it. I cried when spermy #41661917 got ejack'd
TalkingFastSavesTime
But know he was happy for at least a little while
brucewarwick
Not yet.
hiddenequality
You know nothing....
totto
Hopefully....
mephistophelesjanx
Umm... the red wedding took place during the bedding ceremony. Edmure's penis entered a vagina and a whole mess of people died.
TalkingFastSavesTime
If Rob Starks penis had entered the vagina he had promised then just one would have bled
YeahThatWouldBeGreat
SPOILER as a reply
YeahThatWouldBeGreat
WHY the fuck did Tywin Lennister have to die? He was the most badass character of all!
Sereh
But what if the penis was poisoned?
HalloIamherenow
Theon didn't die at the attempt, but what followed afterwards made me think that death would have been more merciful.
imnotthatdude
Problem is, penis rarely enters said vagina with its consent.
Lionskull
Oh really?
Antiwigger
Except that's totally the reason Rob died in the show.
sofacoin
For fuck's sake, don't give the man ideas
bluemofia
I'm pretty sure he already thought about it, but decided against it because of the aforementioned reasons.
TerribleBot
he even reproduce !
11b1p
Depends on who is getting Hodor'd
RIPFuturama
I've heard rumors that it happens in True Blood.
overloadedcoffee
Don't speak too soon
cooplander
I'm pretty sure Robb Stark died because his penis entered the wrong vagina
LordZant
Nah he died because he married the wrong vagina after the act.
TerribleBot
it must be right because kings enter almost any vagina they want.
WilfredPGrundlesnatch
They may die a little <--SEMI-OBSCURE FRENCH JOKE
DoCollegeProfessorsDreamOfElectricTermPapers
ah, le petit mort!
Deathwingx12
Though there is sometimes just as much blood.
Watusername
Know that feel. Can't get it off my carpet. Damn.
TalkingFastSavesTime
If you do it right there is
OakTree21
ummm as a girl... that means use more lube please
craque
Or more foreplay, more woman juice, less need for lube.
guineapigbutts
"woman juice". I don't even. +1.
llp1329
Sometimes birth control reduces woman juice so sperm can't travel as well. Lube is a cheap alternative while being safe. :)