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Mar 21, 2025 6:02 AM
Lambavelo
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ImScaredToGiveYouMyRealName
Who is this? Gaston?!
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have."
Thorketil
USA: Europe, you're inferior.
EU: If you say so.
Also, USA: Europe, we have an egg shortage. We expect you to help us out.
SpartaWolf117
that's some Miyazaki levels of egg right there
SalmonTheWise
BeckyLookAtHerButt
If I win the lottery, there will be signs.
Thefsm
In this economy?!
DeakVanNyke
"So that's what they've been buyin' with all the billions of dollars that Biden transferred them!!"
DeakVanNyke
/s
L1ttl3J1m
Our latest clutch of ducklings turned out to be three hens, so we've been getting three eggs a day for the last month. Duck eggs are big, too, about 100 grams. I can't eat that many because I'm a lazy old man with cholesterol issues, but because the shell and membrane are also extra heavy duty, they can sit in the fridge for six months or more and still be fine.
pwnjones
BAAARGE
Idontneedrealfacts
What? No hashbrowns?
Toqom
Looks disgusting, can't stand runny yolk, barf
reichstein
That is an eggcellent looking pizza right there. My guess is that it would have been eggstremely eggspensive to make.
busterfixxitt
I'ma need a whole loaf of toast for these here egg yolks...
NaughtButOne
Man. I was going to say, "Well that's a pretty clear indication that Ukraine doesn't need any more funding if I ever saw one," but I can't even bring myself to post it ironically because someone, somewhere will take it seriously and use it to try and justify systematic murder. Comedy is dead.
BeingABotIsRad
Just like those unborn chickens!
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Eggxcelent
PosthumousExile
I bought a carton of eggs for the first time in months. I found a spot that had them for 5 dollars
DrMaggot
I told you Zelensky was hiding millions ! Look at those gold bars !
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Magus25
Look at the size of those yolks. That some farm fresh from the chickens cloaca goodness.
thegarts
Medium - done right. Runny yolk, whites cooked. Perfection.
Necromartian
Oh man, that's like... 8 euros worth of eggs right there!
No, Trump botching up the response to avian flu does not raise the price of eggs here in normal world.
halfnudcook6
I like mine over easy
SpartaWolf117
eromitlab
What am I, a multi-millionaire?
distis785
Eggionaire if You will.
Cillellic
Made an omelette with 8 eggs the other day. Greetings from Norway
YippeeKayakOB
Looks eggspensive
MossyAbyss
Well lookit Mr. Moneybags 'ere.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
*Laughs in Danish*
Sage042000
Ukraine trying to lure Ron Swanson over to win their war single handedly. But they forgot the bacon.
MajorasTerribleFate
Ron would probably make for a better trainer than front-liner. Al,o it turns out that "Tamara" is a common name name in Russia with cultural significance (12th century saint, Tamara / Тама́ра).
zazznz
If you own a few chickens this is free! (Seriously though, is there a demand for chickens over there now or what?)
It's actually required during summer months or you'll have too many eggs! Imagine it.
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
No, they are pretty easy to get and even easier to own. Seems people just dont want them. Also, the amish sell them for super cheap.
Nuttsy
Take into account, the underlying reason for the prices is an ongoing bird flu outbreak, and the resulting mass-culling. Guessing their farming standards aren't helping here, nor will those be improved for at least 4-8 years.
We usually pre-emptively killed our birds when an outbreak started.
Itslukus
Having just come from Scotland where the eggs were plentiful and delicious... im bummed to be back in america.
alphanius
Nah, that's just about 15-20$ when you live in a civilised country
AlternateParent
That would have been like $8 back in October...
dffksh
*laughs in Finnish while setting up a small chicken coop for the summer*
GlowstickJedi
About £4.50 ($5.80) in the UK right now for 30 eggs. Whether we're civilised is arguable tho.
MoriMeta
around 1.5$ for 10 in Ukraine atm
Chanteloup
As a french, it's my patriotic duty to confirm that no, you are not, in fact, civilised.
That said, good day to you sir or ma'am.
TheMoonBnuuy
just the eggs alone... about $40 right now
harthram
In America. Still cheaper everywhere else
PanNonOpticon
About 6.50€ in Northern Europe.
gardenias
They don't care. Republicans care about nothing. They don't care about winning, they just want us to lose, even if that means they lose too.
Lovingimpaler
Russian POTUS go fuck yourself.
Towerman6789
Some people have no life this is literally a picture of eggs what's wrong with you?
Lovingimpaler
Oh it's about eggs, from the brave men and women of Ukrainian armed forces, who are being hung out to dry, to America, which is doing the hanging, rump treachery on full display. But this is just eggs. Ok sweetie, bless your heart.
DorgEndo
The POTUS being a Russian asset is considered a problem to some folks
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Pretty sure that's three dozen eggs. And now I think I'm getting hungry
Astral134
It's at least 5.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
It might be 2 eggs short of 3 dozen, by my count, but it's hard to tell
Nathanyel
That sounds like a southern insult malaphor :D
rbudrick
I counted 40 and probably missed a couple.
a1b3117
If so, that was $20 as BJ'S this week (NJ)
Hayashima
Easy there, Gaston
Thatsmykenku
..as a barge, you say?
trapdoorogre
Definitelygoingtohell
Really makes you appreciate just how many eggs Gaston can eat.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Imagine the GAS. No wonder Gaston never pulls a girl.
darkstar86
And really makes sense why that woman is so desperate to get eggs early in the movie, when Gaston is consuming dozens every day.
henrikpetersson51
I counted 40.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I roughly estimated 4 dozen. Ten in a corner. Jumped to 48 because I just assumed another 8 because why not do even dozen with that many.