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Dec 23, 2017 3:26 PM
hilariousvuk
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MoogieMomm
Just let her have a shot. Then you'll both get laid.
Kube420
BOOM! HEADSHOT
MarxAvenger
Hey, let me shoot something at your face
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
News flash- OPs wife is cute
Gwendelahara
I need to make sure my boyfriend never sees this.
NiceGreenArrows
That looked pretty painful
imsam77
"It was worth it"
Sitraka
it's dangerous if you aim the face :/
keelsman
@cheesecake7 FUCKING COOLEST BOTTLE OPENER EVER
cheesecake7
YISSSSSSS
burstintoflames
Wow. Dick move.
senorsamuel
Technically in the South, you’re married now!
DeMelonia
*HEADSHOT*
SemperMikado
Glassman62
Well since she is your sister probably weren’t going to get laid anyway.
RadiDaddy
“You’re going to put somebody’s eye out!” -Every Mom
susansplanX
At last we found something heineken beer is good for ! #ChristmasMiracle
tomyironmane
This. This explains why there are no strippers in the fallout universe.
LemmingAttack
And aiming it at her face too! That's not dangerous at all!
SpeedLaws
Ah the manchild in his natural habitat...
bananaspitz
How daft are you. I would have got and smacked you
Yupurineutah
You'll shoot an eye out kid.
natebitatibetan
Why don't you just hit yourself in the dick? What are you? 12?
pterodactylptime
Lulabel73
I can’t believe this thing is legal.
Morrigi
You realize that under federal law in the US, it's entirely legal to make a functioning gun in your garage, right?
Lulabel73
I’m live in Australia, in the “nanny” state.
thegelatoking
A Heineken Shuriken.
VodkaReindeer
Are those caps metal with sharp crimped edges?
NiceGreenArrows
yes
VodkaReindeer
I wouldn't shoot them at eyes then.
Cheeseme
Single in 5...4...3...2...1
AddictiveTendancies
Shouldn't treat prostitutes like that. They have it hard as it is...
Fleaofpain
They *take* it hard as is. FTFY
ichegoya
Treat em like a prostitute. Don’t treat no girly well till you’re sure of the scoop. - slick rick.
OuttaCoffee
That's his mom!
TysonGoesOutside
Shes now blind and still prostituting. Youve really gotta hand it to her.
KilroyLichking
talos2
AMatchMadeInHell
whynomemes
Where can I get one?
VikingInOz
I need one.
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
Internet
ctennessen
AMAZOOOOOON
Haluco
VivoImago
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01A197MKK/ref=pd_aw_lpo_79_bs_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1MP68JK5GQGJC6KWH0P1
morganblue1988
Target.
BanadecCamberbootch
I got a couple off of a shitty chinese website called "banggood" and didn't consider the ramifications of a "banggood" mailing list.
8mindinthepsandqs8
One showed up in the mail for me after the first time i saw it on imgur. Drunk me is a nice guy.
Zayzon188
Dunno, women are hard to come by these days.
Porygondiedforoursins
Tell me about it. Everytime I try masturbating beside one they scream and run.
dukenukemforpresident
I 90 something is it near nevada?
mixedvegtables
Shityoucanafford.com
McScotcherson
I didn't know about this site.... Thanks
incorporeal5
Target
tortillaboy
Lots of beautiful ladies shop at Target.
GreedyJungle
But lots of demons work there, ahem. My ex wife is their leader.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
It's nearly impossible to walk through Target and not find several beautiful ladies
vehagn
https://www.amazon.com/Spinning-Hat-Zappa-Bottle-Opener/dp/B00BKQSL2C
tommymessala
I got one, it's fucking awesome
OuttaCoffee
She poops.
sleete
How? We're outta coffee!
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Dude must've rigged his because I got one from a White Elephant exchange, and the thing is a real POS. 5ft-max of pure underwhelmingness.
NATA5
The one on amazon says it shoots over 12 feets.
nNotTheOne
Hmm.. maybe you got a lemon.
VivoImago
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01A197MKK/ref=pd_aw_lpo_79_bs_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1MP68JK5GQGJC6KWH0P1
FecesMongler
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idontunderstanddickbutt
It will arrive on Wednesday December 27th. Thank you. Youdarealmvp.gif
cashew3655
Thank you I just ordered mine
Ashrieka
Wow. They were $3 a month ago
VivoImago
There are cheaper versions. I just chose the one with less bad reviews.
AstronautChicken
And bought.
galaxyelephant
.
DeadOrbit
.
jm0502
ordered
lilhusband
.
HammerParty13
Comes in "orenge"
sorryImHigh
Orenge is my only favorite coler
JamesonJames
.
SludgyKnoxvile
.
tremaursen
.
fuckboihehexd
.
Solo242
.
BlueDub
Cheaper on Aliexpress
usersubbordercontrol
But is it in orenge?
BlueDub
Orenge is the new bleck
TheAutisticGiraffe
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usefulasachocolateteapot
In some parts of America this is considered a mating call
Whynaughtzoidberg
A cap call?
Mockingbirb
Mu... Murica? Asking for a European friend.
alexjonesisagayfrog
And in others it's the warning shot that let's them know there 2 minutes before a bout of domestic violence
dbs84mn
I think your speaking of Wisconsin
RulesOfImgur
And/or Minnesota
wasthatbutter
Where i come from you shake a bottle of oxys, that's called a backwoods mating call
Oatmealer
Usually followed by grunts and dry leg humping
IBROKEMYCAPSLOCKBUTTON
Tbh most of our traditions involve those.
mjweable6354
Yes.
Ismelledwhattherockwascooking
Arkansas
SirThumbPick
I have never seen this occur in Arkansas.
deadshine
Definately mating call in Australia..
mph5mph
I'm horny already. Come and get me sexy beast.
jetblacksaint
The southern parts
kodiak931155
In beer culture this is considered a dick move
pitrack
Heineken isn't considered beer culture
C4M3L30N
Like it or not, pils is ???? but an overatted one for sure.
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usersubbordercontrol
mjweable6354
Not. Lol
idontunderstanddickbutt
Whothefuckdownvotesthis
dank1chillin
Thetarget...jussayin.
InsidiousExperimental
In some parts of American beer culture it is not.
feeltheice
Depends if you know the other person or not
choakid999
What’re you talking about, nothing is considered a dick move in beer culture