Shower thoughts are the only thing that makes sense anymore

May 12, 2016 8:15 PM

World of warcraft should be outlawed

Not my content but thought it was cool????

Every glass is always full. Some percentage of it with water, and some with air.

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+1 for admitting not yours. But you did curate them. Nice job!

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#1 Malena Morgan

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$100 IS a lot to receive. That would more than double my current checking account.

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Ah, the correct use of thumbnail click bait :D

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Lol yep. It'd be just like buzzfeed too if we had to click to a new page to see each of the rest

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The one about losing ...and finding...a pen is so true.

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That's...that's not a soufflé...

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Cat more likely to lick own arse after high quality meal?

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For the robot alien one; X-files did it.

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The cockroaches. I thought that was interesting, and probably as true as anything else.

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#15 Well yeah. That tree past the sidewalk isn't going to randomly stop or cut you off, etc. meaning you don't have to constantly watch.

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Thanks man, I feel enlightened.

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#25: I've been telling you people for years that the liberals are the fucking bad guys.

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Is anyone's PIN number 6173? If so, I'm a lawyer and can help with ur identity theft case. I'll just need your ss so I can be sure it's you

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The one about New Horizons and Tool broke my heart.

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Scrolled to see if there was another tool fan in this thread! What's going on with them anyway? Is the new album a myth??

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this is straight up Battlestar Galactica

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Or Halo.

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I loved the halo games, but the storyline is more hacky than anything I can think of short of plagiarism.

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Oh, the Simpsons one.

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Who is rainbow socks?

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More importantly, who is this Velma cosplay?!

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Yes and yes... and yes.

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Malena Morgan, she does science but only with women

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All kneel before the sauce guy. While ages come and go, his ancient wisdom lives on, scribed on the walls of history.

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Sauce please, I need more!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

r/showerthoughts

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Sauce ...http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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Asshole! You get an upvote for me falling for it, well played sir

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#27 (the dog one) made me really sad. And old.

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there have been dogs over 30

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Not according to wikipedia/guinness world records

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But it reminded me of all the dogs Ive had and my friend´s and family had

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#25 reminds me of Ultron. 'You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change.'

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You don't always eat from the exact center of a pizza... If the pizza is cut in squares/rectangles

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Came here to say the same

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im actually really surprised there isn't a parkour tag reality show yet...

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Parkour laser tag

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I'm suspect they work out routes, plan, and practice long before they do a lot those videos. All you see is the final stunt :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might not be what you're after but check out Jump City Seattle. Couple of Ninja Warrior favorites and some others as well.

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I think its because if you tag a bit too hard they eat pavement and causing injury varying in damages

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Ninja Warrior, basically.

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I feel like they do a lot of leaping around on shit. One screw up and someone is fucked for life. There goes the tv show

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Scrolled through all the comments looking to agree with someone who thought the Guess-the-Next-Batman idea was as fun as I did. Disappointed

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Then I will be the first to agree with YOU! :)

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I will be the first to agree with YOU

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I agree. That would be cool.

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Wouldn't the fact that the cat licks his butt be exactly why it would care about the type of food it eats?

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This guy really knows his shit.

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I swear, no one knows the definition of paradox

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It's when there are two doctors in a room.

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People don't eat food they don't like, why would a cat be any different? That was a pretty dumb entry.

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And, you know, if I had to lick my own arse clean, I probably want something quite good to get that flavor out of my mouth.

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As a cat owner, I can tell you that they picky little shits and do care greatly about the flavor their food is.

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This, this, a thousand times, this.

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what if you feed them the shittiest food 100% of the time since they are a kitten

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It dies of malnutrition.

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And if I licked my ass I would care a great deal about what I ate...

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But not the flavor of their butthole

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"If it don't taste like ass I don't want none, hun."

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They just want to be able to taste their food twice. In and out.

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Can't even change their litter or they'll give themselves UTIs holding out for their old litter

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Maybe they care because the food's flavor affects the taste of their assholes...

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bruh

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They have fewer than 10% the number of taste buds as humans. They care FAR more about smell and texture than taste.

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Actually, they don't smell all that well. That is why they are picky, they cannot smell if the food has gone bad.

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They can smell around 20+ times better than humans. And despite cultural assumptions, most humans can almost track by scent.

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Yet humans cannot tell if food has gone bad until it is organizing a revolution in the frige. Cats just don't take the chance.

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#3 - The glass is 100% full. Half full of water, half full of air. Only in a vacuum would it be empty, and it would be completely empty.

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Might have particles in it.

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Whorf's linguistic relativity would say there is no practical difference between those uses of 'empty' because either way it doesn't blow up

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I'd say technically the percentages would depend on the level of humidity at that moment.

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Yea, but is it half full of water, or is the water half gone ? Regardless it's just a metaphor for optimism

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I bet you're awesome at parties.

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But the molecules themselves are mostly empty vacuums with nothing in between the particles.

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yup

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The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. OR The glass holds twice as much as is required.

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Half full if being filled or half empty if being emptied. If you don't know and just guess it's 50\50

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Add some ice and it is triple-phase...

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Half full or empty, the physicist ducks. https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/

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Opened this comment chain expecting this link. You have done good.

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I enjoyed that, thank you

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I've hit the deck when people asked that question, and been subject of many strange looks

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Weed has ruined more lives the WoW... or at least getting caught with weed by the cops has.

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Plus there's probably a pretty big amount of people who had their life ruined by weed and wow. The two are not mutually exclusive.

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Well, people have died from wow and kids have been sold by parents just to pay for their subs.

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People will do that when taking anything in excess. Including and especially illegal or prescription drugs

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You're not wrong, but we're comparing it to weed. You don't see a lot of people going off the deep end for a joint.

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There are a lot of people that would sell a pet or something like that for weed. No question. also negligence through weed? happens a lot.

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How many people you know with a criminal record for getting caught playing wow?

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