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World of warcraft should be outlawed
Not my content but thought it was cool????
grumplestiltzkin
Every glass is always full. Some percentage of it with water, and some with air.
7StringAstronaut
+1 for admitting not yours. But you did curate them. Nice job!
Gangstatron
#1 Malena Morgan
HappyBirthdayToYou
$100 IS a lot to receive. That would more than double my current checking account.
timespacemotion
Ah, the correct use of thumbnail click bait :D
bergmama
Lol yep. It'd be just like buzzfeed too if we had to click to a new page to see each of the rest
jy3192
The one about losing ...and finding...a pen is so true.
thebansheee
That's...that's not a soufflé...
watcherdave
Cat more likely to lick own arse after high quality meal?
theysaidtherewouldbecats
For the robot alien one; X-files did it.
lyeNarsenic
The cockroaches. I thought that was interesting, and probably as true as anything else.
theaecy
#15 Well yeah. That tree past the sidewalk isn't going to randomly stop or cut you off, etc. meaning you don't have to constantly watch.
InspiredUser
Thanks man, I feel enlightened.
TriggeredPrivilege
#25: I've been telling you people for years that the liberals are the fucking bad guys.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Is anyone's PIN number 6173? If so, I'm a lawyer and can help with ur identity theft case. I'll just need your ss so I can be sure it's you
RelativeVelocity
The one about New Horizons and Tool broke my heart.
Indifferentpenguinisnotimpressed
Scrolled to see if there was another tool fan in this thread! What's going on with them anyway? Is the new album a myth??
shaqie
DarthFutuza
Or Halo.
Dayrest
I loved the halo games, but the storyline is more hacky than anything I can think of short of plagiarism.
ElleStanger
Oh, the Simpsons one.
rabidporcupines
Who is rainbow socks?
Iwouldbenick
More importantly, who is this Velma cosplay?!
MyFuckingUsername
Yes and yes... and yes.
Lacuna73
Malena Morgan, she does science but only with women
ThomasThundersword
All kneel before the sauce guy. While ages come and go, his ancient wisdom lives on, scribed on the walls of history.
BoomSticks6619
Sauce please, I need more!!!
geauxgeauxgirl
r/showerthoughts
ifabearshitsinthewoods
Sauce ...http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
BoomSticks6619
Asshole! You get an upvote for me falling for it, well played sir
PuppyDontCare
#27 (the dog one) made me really sad. And old.
AyoSis
there have been dogs over 30
Rip901
Not according to wikipedia/guinness world records
PuppyDontCare
But it reminded me of all the dogs Ive had and my friend´s and family had
IOwnTheSpire
#25 reminds me of Ultron. 'You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change.'
Goodnewwseveryone
You don't always eat from the exact center of a pizza... If the pizza is cut in squares/rectangles
pizzalyph
Came here to say the same
idiocracyisareality
im actually really surprised there isn't a parkour tag reality show yet...
dmoore182
Parkour laser tag
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
I'm suspect they work out routes, plan, and practice long before they do a lot those videos. All you see is the final stunt :)
AlmostAlwaysRelevant
Might not be what you're after but check out Jump City Seattle. Couple of Ninja Warrior favorites and some others as well.
HitlersArtCritic
I think its because if you tag a bit too hard they eat pavement and causing injury varying in damages
whatpassesforclever
Ninja Warrior, basically.
TheNippleHunter
I feel like they do a lot of leaping around on shit. One screw up and someone is fucked for life. There goes the tv show
GnomeAnn
Scrolled through all the comments looking to agree with someone who thought the Guess-the-Next-Batman idea was as fun as I did. Disappointed
Dopaminer
Then I will be the first to agree with YOU! :)
thruthecord
I will be the first to agree with YOU
Dayrest
I agree. That would be cool.
MrAmerica
Wouldn't the fact that the cat licks his butt be exactly why it would care about the type of food it eats?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
This guy really knows his shit.
QuiteADapperAsshole
I swear, no one knows the definition of paradox
Beepity
It's when there are two doctors in a room.
Radenium
People don't eat food they don't like, why would a cat be any different? That was a pretty dumb entry.
lyeNarsenic
And, you know, if I had to lick my own arse clean, I probably want something quite good to get that flavor out of my mouth.
IAmDarthBane
As a cat owner, I can tell you that they picky little shits and do care greatly about the flavor their food is.
xaosbob
This, this, a thousand times, this.
Idunnolel
what if you feed them the shittiest food 100% of the time since they are a kitten
OSCgal
It dies of malnutrition.
YeahMonkeyKarateChopTheElephant
And if I licked my ass I would care a great deal about what I ate...
BazookaBoh
But not the flavor of their butthole
Abracaderpa
"If it don't taste like ass I don't want none, hun."
JarrJarrBlinks
They just want to be able to taste their food twice. In and out.
cmonaussie
Can't even change their litter or they'll give themselves UTIs holding out for their old litter
bluberryzoo
Maybe they care because the food's flavor affects the taste of their assholes...
mybrainwonteven
bruh
Flyndaran
They have fewer than 10% the number of taste buds as humans. They care FAR more about smell and texture than taste.
jameretief
Actually, they don't smell all that well. That is why they are picky, they cannot smell if the food has gone bad.
Flyndaran
They can smell around 20+ times better than humans. And despite cultural assumptions, most humans can almost track by scent.
jameretief
Yet humans cannot tell if food has gone bad until it is organizing a revolution in the frige. Cats just don't take the chance.
ElimTain
#3 - The glass is 100% full. Half full of water, half full of air. Only in a vacuum would it be empty, and it would be completely empty.
swinglinered
Might have particles in it.
razetherunner
Whorf's linguistic relativity would say there is no practical difference between those uses of 'empty' because either way it doesn't blow up
sittingherewatchingyouwatchingme
I'd say technically the percentages would depend on the level of humidity at that moment.
RedTree6767
Yea, but is it half full of water, or is the water half gone ? Regardless it's just a metaphor for optimism
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I bet you're awesome at parties.
DarthFutuza
But the molecules themselves are mostly empty vacuums with nothing in between the particles.
swinglinered
yup
Fett2oo5
The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. OR The glass holds twice as much as is required.
HugoArtemisRune
Half full if being filled or half empty if being emptied. If you don't know and just guess it's 50\50
bippityboppitybuttsex
Add some ice and it is triple-phase...
Ravenwing14
Half full or empty, the physicist ducks. https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/
Assassine
Opened this comment chain expecting this link. You have done good.
becouse
I enjoyed that, thank you
WayLatetotheParty
I've hit the deck when people asked that question, and been subject of many strange looks
ZeroDarkJoe
Weed has ruined more lives the WoW... or at least getting caught with weed by the cops has.
IVILegionIVI
Plus there's probably a pretty big amount of people who had their life ruined by weed and wow. The two are not mutually exclusive.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Well, people have died from wow and kids have been sold by parents just to pay for their subs.
RoyFuckingMustang
People will do that when taking anything in excess. Including and especially illegal or prescription drugs
ICanChangeMyNameLater
You're not wrong, but we're comparing it to weed. You don't see a lot of people going off the deep end for a joint.
tigg0r
There are a lot of people that would sell a pet or something like that for weed. No question. also negligence through weed? happens a lot.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
How many people you know with a criminal record for getting caught playing wow?