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Picture of hand 5 years after reattachment surgery
Picture of hand 5 years after reattachment surgery
Oct 30, 2017 4:15 AM
Chlamydia4U
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Picture of hand 5 years after reattachment surgery
Picture of hand 5 years after reattachment surgery
moonshadow23
i hope you feel ok
wergerberger
Would you like some sugar? In water?
HandoB4Javert
That looks saw* ...(read @OP's quick tale before thinking that's a typo)
ordnot
Ok this has been a fear of mine so I gotta ask: do you ever get scared when you pull something with that hand that it might come off?
Chlamydia4U
It has a whole bunch of metal bolting it on. I was getting pretty into lifting weights for awhile, and it's rock solid.
J0EYGEN
Must have been a killer hand job you gave him
ErgonomicZero
I’ve got to hand it to you, the only thing more gnarly is a detachable penis
LCPLunderground
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis
GermanGuy79
I got this
?2
SeaCucumberSeaCucumber
raydioactive
That's some Deadpool type shit right there
thancrus
How much Motor function do you have with it now?
Carnot
@op answered this in a reddit comment here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/79iw9p/#dp2rqjm
thancrus
Thanks.
WigglesTheFox
just use paperclips, like in RE7
dublincelltech
You hand may have attachment issues...
davemClickDriver
Can you still masturbate
potatoardvarkhybrid
so, when you masturbate using it then are you gay? or do you say "no homo"?
cornucopiaoffilth
http://media.riffsy.com/images/bff58a940aa0b7b89ad27c5601337618/tenor.gif
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Ok, time to shave your arm a bit if they can’t provide a hairier hand! ????
hausdeflores
What happened?! Wow that's incredible
gumbox
He linked this in other comments https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/79iw9p/redditors_with_a_mental_illness_whenhow_did_you/
DahPanda72
we're gonna need a story post.
gumbox
He linked this in another comment https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/79iw9p/redditors_with_a_mental_illness_whenhow_did_you/
MadHat
I like seeing results
atrayan
I feel like there's a story behind this.
eddytor
I feel like, just before Halloween, when everyone is posting their costume is not the best time to post this kind of pictures...
Chlamydia4U
It's actually a really easy costume to do on the cheap. All you need is a chop saw and good health insurance
eddytor
Good to see you can joke about it ! :)
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
You're going to have to provide far more information then that op.
Chlamydia4U
Long story short, it was fully amputated by a chop saw. This pic is 5 years and 6 surgeries later.
CourtsCrystal
Holy shit.
DerpNerpem
Jesus man
PostmasterG
CmfMttnPpl
Was it ur fault or someone elses?
Greyz
Do you really need to ask that. A chop saw isn't exactly a tool for two people
CmfMttnPpl
Neither is a jack hammer but that doesn't mean shrapnel doesnt exist
macfett
I'd guess it was the doctor's fault.
Sjp770
Any pics of the damage at the time?
IMakeBestialityGifs
Does it still get the job done?
Emocannon
I don't think it can do anything with chop saws.
puruwin
I want to ask, does it get any job done?
SpecialProjectY
Yeah, the surgeon attached the hand quite nicely.
ILoveSpicyPeople
Would you have preferred to just have a prosthetic?
ILoveSpicyPeople
Also. Why is the thumb so fucked up?
Chlamydia4U
The muscle that pulls the the thumb across the hand died. They used a tendon from the ring finger and switched it to the thumb.
Chlamydia4U
No. I still have some feeling in the hand, and it works amazingly well.
juanitoeras
Can you masturbate with you re attached hand ?
Chlamydia4U
Yes
danbrazier
Science.
Wapol
Story time!
CuntPuncher1000
TheBlackVan
"Oooh, its about to get good! I better put the camera down and watch this."
Drytrumping
Chlamydia4U
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/79iw9p/redditors_with_a_mental_illness_whenhow_did_you/
PCGamingKurshuk
Wow
coolguy4206969
Holy shit. You should add that to original post that's wild.
snarebears
Can we see the nsfw surgery pics you mentioned?
moogloogle
That whole thread was an interesting read, thank you.
talos2
Indeed
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Holy smokes
ComradeBushtail
A chop saw? Seems like one of those would tear your shit up, unless there’s some special “saw my hand off” blade available at Home Hardware
darthlordvadermort
well that hand doesn't look like it was cut off cleanly
MostFolksJustCallMeOrangeJoe
rowm
What us this?
hairybeanbag
Mustardtig3r
paganfears
Take my strong hand
mlxlm
My germs!
Jakeery
"Give me the other hand!" "No, this is the strong one - I swear!"
PetitChocolat
noneyobusisness
GrampaMoses
Lol, I forget what movie this is from. Can someone remind me?
DancesLikeDriftwood
Scary Movie 2
TheKnightofAura
This is what happens when you fist the android
AltHorrorPunk
nopethenopethatnopesatnope
Damn dude is your girlfriend ok? what happened to her?
Mx7733
Clearly they broke up and -eventually- got back together again. But, somehow it was never quite the same,.. right? or left..
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zootch
SpecialProjectY
He purchased PornHub premium for a year.
Mayyybe
MM2501
cleffy
They were separated for a while but managed to patch it up
Stuebydoo
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
https://imgur.com/KcLltAb
thetonestarr
From OP's Reddit post: "The tv started talking directly to me along with the radio and just about every other form of media. Fast forward >
thetonestarr
< six months and I'm sitting in a hospital after amputating my left hand with a chop saw. It still took me years to accept that I have some>
thetonestarr
< fucked up psychosis issues and there's probably not some sort of higher power messing with me. I don't think I was able to fully accept>
thetonestarr
thetonestarr
Chlamydia4U
She's yelling at me to pay attention to her instead of replying to strangers' comments on imgur
PaperNay
Can you use your hand like before or do you have problems with that?
nopethenopethatnopesatnope
puff ignore her you can alway reattach another.... Jokes aside glad to see you recover from that. Sound like a nightmare to me.
Mugz
It's criminal this comment doesn't have more points.
passcode3200
Tell her to go beat some meat
SpecialProjectY
She's grabbing all the meat he own.
Rckymtnway
Damn I had my hand pulled into a set of rollers and flattened like a pancake and my fingers were partially degloved. 1/2
Rckymtnway
2/2. Worst feeling ever. But now that I see your reattached hand I feel like a puss. Best of luck with your recovery in all aspects.
Chlamydia4U
Fuck that degloving stuff. That actually sounds way more nasty to me
ImCherokeeJack
"Degloved" is exactly what it sounds like. *shudders*
ILoveSpicyPeople
What kind of rollers? What are they? How'd it happen? I need all of the answers!!!
RubNipNotgay
answer goddamnit
Rckymtnway
I work in a factory and we use nip and pull rollers I was removing bound materials from the pull roller when a co-worker decided to activate
paintingagency
THIS IS WHY WE TAG OUT, PEOPLE.
Rckymtnway
The machine when I was pulling material out the actual glove I was wearing got pulled into the rollers first ripping off the rubber glove
Rckymtnway
And flattened my hand along with ripping my skin from my fingers. My middle finger had over 20 stitches just to get the skin back in place.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
do you have any before pictures?
youdonegoofed
Please god no!
Chlamydia4U
Never felt a need to take pictures of my hand before all the surgery tbh
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
He meant severed
DickPicsForTitPics
I know what I'm adding to my to do list
sadquesadilla
Please keep us updated
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
My girl has a hand fetish, so... I take a lot.
Emocannon
Well I guess you could say thats *handy*