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WhatInTarnationDoge
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Front Page Edit: Wow, 2 posts on front-page? This is by far the best cakeday I ever had! (It's also my first, but it still feels good ^o^)
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ApexCactus
And later on we learn they ran out of Bort plates, way to finish that rule of 3's joke.
Tamzzzzzz
As a Tamra I feel Bart's pain...
DarkSideOfTheHorse
https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bort_Koelewijn It's the mayor of a city in the Netherlands
idiotn00b
Hack my life into pieces, my son is also bort
MentalFest
As a Gustaf I've never even bothered looking at these
Timbagged
At universal studios you can't find Bort in the gift shop either.
JoeTheShow
"The gift shop is out of Bort license plates"
BortymcBortfeis
Thank you
infomercials
Never did find a license plate with my name. Now the Coke bottles are just taunting me!
d0uble0h
No link to the reference in the title? Disappointing.
BookerT420
Booker T can confirm
Denkiman
My name is Dennis. Its impossible to find stuff with my name on it.
biclighters
My name is Garnik, yup.
MaggieTheViking
My name is Meagan. Unfortunately no one else on the planet spells it like that. Megan, Magen, Meghan, Megin. I've seen all of these before.
charityobrien69
I sympathize, I can NEVER find ANYTHING with my name on it!!
dietderpsy
Faggot?
charityobrien69
Faggot.really??
dietderpsy
It was in jest.
charityobrien69
Lololol! That's ok. I was just shocked that I didn't know my name was faggot! No worries!!
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
it's tacky, anyway. no i'm not bitter, why do you ask??
charityobrien69
My name is tacky?
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
> generic crap that's only selling because there's A LOT of people it speaks to, instead of you, individually.
charityobrien69
Ahhhh. Gotcha.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
no, buying some mug with your name on it out. it's like they're saying "hey! we made it for you!! GIB MONEY :D" - when in fact, it's just >
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ProxyPlayerHD
Why not Direct?
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StonerCatJay
Because he/she's the one who posted it to the gallery. By linking to the gallery people can upvote.
ProxyPlayerHD
I don't like clicking on links tho.
SHOWMETHERICE
My name is Shai. I feel u bart
younotwantbreakfast
Same. Jemma. Soo close yet so far.
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
My name is Kérim, and my last name is also a first name. I feel you Shai.
Avarara
I'm Svetlana. I definitely know the feeling. Nothing, NOTHING ever has my name on it.
ondaheightsofdespair
I love this name.
DarkWhiteWolf
Sounds pretty.
shayc5772
You mean Shay
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
His name is Bort.
howdoidoaspace
Bridget. I know the feels.
greenbottle22
Yup, me too. My name is Allissa.
Mithi
Shai-Hulud?
SHOWMETHERICE
U know i saw a dude wearing a shai hulud tanktop in a porno once
captain420ofmarijuanatown
SpookystuffMcgruff
Shouldn't you be the mayor of marijuana town instead of the captain
captain420ofmarijuanatown
I tried, but it's hard to motivate the electorate.
StonerCatJay
Plus captain just sounds cooler. Ain't that right, Captain?
captain420ofmarijuanatown
skellington01
Israeli?
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
I knew a kid named Shai (shy) Wiener. Shy Wiener. Do I need to say it again? Shy Wiener.
RodgerRodger
Ruaidhrí here. at least most of your names look pronouncable...
Danmanbadman
Is it shy or shay?
SHOWMETHERICE
Neither actually, my parents and family say "sah-ee" but i go by shy
AVerySexualMidget
So you basically greet people by saying "hi, I'm shy"?
Sidioussayingdoit
Oh I know a shy
dmannen
Shai is pronounced the same way as 'girl' in Swedish. I have no idea what you should do with that information.
plusoneforyou
Shai sounds like my high school crush's last name. You know exactly what to do with this information.
BenefitOfMrKite
Tjej?
GifMagister
Tjaj säger jag. Inte shai=tjej
dmannen
Or 'Flicka'. Still better than 'Gamling' in Lord of the Rings though.
BenefitOfMrKite
Donna?
LaytressOnTheMenjay
They're good kids, Bort.
TunkkisOfFinland
Bört
SpaceOrks
Doesn't mean you should rate all the kids 11/10!
MediocreStories
I don't think people should be rating kids man
LonelyBrannigan
There's an aBORTion joke in there somewhere!
JinJinkies
I'm sure they just have to fish it out with a hanger
StonerCatJay
WhatInTarnationDoge
what the fuck
StonerCatJay
http://imgur.com/r/bertstrips