For the times you just can't find the right card.

Oct 22, 2013 9:21 PM

TheMostAmazing

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Can I put a hipster through a woodchipper without a reason?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imma dragon kick a baby :)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dad please let me get a Canadian I promise I'll take care of it! And I'll buy all its maple syrup and take it for walks through Toronto!

13 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 2

As a Canadian, I'm available ...... and sexy.....

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I need these....for reasons....jk i want to be the best friend ever

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I emailed some of these to my boyfriend. He asked me if I've been drinking.

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Where's the 6th jiggling boner?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

CREDIT: The Oatmeal.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Is anyone else bothered that the owl is smoking a speed pipe and not a crack pipe?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First thing I noticed!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well.. that just kept getting more and more morbid

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you're going to repost the oatmeal, you're going to have a bad time

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Upvoted for the username.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not sure whether to upvote because of awesome Oatmeal content or to downvote because OP didn't give credit.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's up with all the no present excuses, just man up and buy something.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost it at methane cuddles

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It totally makes up for it!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In reference to pelvic rainbow explosions:

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Totally lost it at methane cuddles!!! Take my up vote you brilliant bastard!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

To the front page with you!

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I like these.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dat butterfly butt.

13 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 3

ButterButt.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes me think of

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wat? I mean, nice booty and all but wat?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need these NOW!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Favorited this faster than a unicorn can puke

13 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 7

*RRRRAAAAAIIINNNBOOOOOWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSS*

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much puke can a unicorn puke if a unicorn could puke puke?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A unicorn would puke all the puke it could puke if a Unicorn could puke puke.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why don't you bookmark the original artist's page instead? This doesn't even credit him. :|

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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13 years ago (deleted Apr 2, 2016 11:13 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I think you're confused with Allie from Hyperbole And A Half

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Er.. no he's not? He has a lot of pics and blog posts of himself. He hasn't shown us his penis but I feel confident that it's there.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know what card im getting grandma!!!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bought a few for my friends' birthdays this year. Seeing their faces is just so worth it! Thanks, theoatmeal!! :D

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I FUCKING LOVE THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let me just say that cheetah balls are full of inbred, nearly identical sperm. And no, humans didn't cause it.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But they're so glorious flapping in the breeze!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here: http://theoatmeal.com/horrible - if you want to buy some.

13 years ago | Likes 459 Dislikes 3

Thank you for giving credit and letting people know where to find these. +1 for you.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought you meant buy a pet Canadian for $24.99 but it was just the cards :'(

13 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Commenting for future use.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

30$ for 12, I could get over that, but it didn't include the 15$ shipping to the EU. :( No cards for me.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm poor so I just gonna link the picture. Thanks for the link though!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thank ya kind sir

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why yes good chap, I intend to rustle some jimmies verily with these posts! Good on you sir, thank you.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Favorite one, going to get someone this card one day :

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i could have done with this roughly 2 days ago

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to purchase some of these.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many October and November babies, commenting for future use!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I met The Oatmeal last year. Happiest day of my life.

13 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 3

Why can't I meet him? WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to his face, his day was quite the opposite...

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Matthew Inman. You met Matthew Inman.

13 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

but in all his drawings of himself he looks fat and horrible but he's so... so....... HOT

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Hang on....Its a guy? Like, a real person? That never occured to me! Honestly, I am quite shocked now..

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He looks... thrilled.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?! WTF.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DENNIS

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Uh-oh guys, don't keep posting The Oatmeal here, he might send a dreaded CEASE AND DESIST LETTER http://theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Well you certainly are a dildo.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What gave it away?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I think, possibly, your nose. But I mean I'm not 100% there. I just feel strongly that it's your nose.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You've lost me there.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE always link back to the author, or at least write it somewhere. Not doing so is extremely unfair!

13 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 11

Agreed. The oatmeal is amazing and deserves his credit. All authors/creators do.

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I've had a long week and while uploading these pictures I had fallen asleep, when I woke up I had "places to be and people to see" 1/2

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

1. I really didn't think it's get very far. 2. Amongst the rush it genuinely slipped my mind. Uploaded because I hadn't seen oatmeal lately.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

By now I'd imagine everyone on imgur knows who it is!

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

True. And love the guy, but he has taken legal action against image sharing websites for not citing or linking to his work (1/2 only a bit)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He first took legal action against FunnyJunk and more recently 9gag. Hey, we're more respectable than those guys right? (2)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I posted an oatmeal comic and a with a source and a link to his website and imgur downvoted me to -17 in less then 20 minuets 1/3

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

because I was " stealing his page views" meanwhile this guy posts all of one of his most popular comics without giving a source and 2/3

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

makes the front page. imgur is a cruel cruel mistress...

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0